Meeeee

[kittydealer]

u/Sonnylevrai

[bowlby4]

[higgsfigs]

When I was little I had an irrational fear of when you tried to turn off your Windows XP and the screen would gradually turn Grey as you choose which power option to enter

That shit was SCARY!!!

[chronosamurai]

Me: ok, sleep time!

Windows XP:

[bowlby4]

[bowlby4]

[sirfetchd]

how it feels to be obsessed with your own ocs but you cant think of what to say about them

[mango-kitty-art]

[somethingusefulfromflorida]

[newtypezaku]

[pukicho]

One bird in my neighborhood starts chirping at 4am, way earlier than the other birds in my neighborhood. If you think about it, it’s actually really annoying, and it probably pisses off the other birds too, including me, who isn’t even a bird.

[inthefallofasparrow]

You know he gets that worm, tho

[lilyblisslys]

me with the. When she. When her. When the she her me

[mollyjames]

[captain-price-returns]

Arrest everyone involved.

[captain-price-returns]

Money saved: maybe a couple million dollars.

People killed: around three quarters of a million.

[bowlby4]

[stick2fiction]

reading crime and punishment feels like this sometimes

[transmortifried]

idk why people are still trying to do "hear me out"s on tumblr

you could talk about wanting to fuck the space needle on here and people would still call you a poser for insisting on fucking "conventionally attractive architecture" as if that's a coherent, easily-recognizable category

[charlesoberonn]

I want to fuck Antoni Gaudi's unbuilt Hotel Attraction skyscraper design

[anatomizer]

"hear me out" and it's a picture of the most fuckable building you've ever seen. c'mon now.

[thepersonalmossblog]

“hear me out” and it’s the fucking dildopolis

[bowlby4]

[aidashakur]

[beemovieerotica]

freshman year of college I (a simple lesbian) met a gay dude and we instantly clicked and started talking about our childhoods and stuff and discovered we were born in the same hospital on the same day so we became each other's beards and watched hentai together every weekend

[tdwhisperer]

That sentence started and ended in very different places

[bowlby4]