What's in your head?

Indie and fandom divergent Edward Elric; any interaction with said community will be limited. Heavily open to OC's and other fandoms.

[ficryfingcrs]

" I don’t have anything to do with my time, i’m very bored! i figured i might as well do a lot of complicated, vaguely evil things and hope they inconvenience you. "

“It takes hardly anything at all for you to inconvenience me, Fullmetal. Hell, I’m starting to think being a good person was a punishment on myself, ever since I motivated you to be a dog of the military it always seems you’re barking up my tree.”

If his eyes weren’t closed, an eye roll may have been apparent, even still you could probably hear it in his breath as he let out a deep sigh.

“It takes a lot of talent to have so much irritation in one small, petite little body.”

[goldenhcired]

ficryfingcrs·:

“Petite. You got it,”

“Regardless, you’ve got work to do~.”

The song lining his words had hummed some paper into his hands and floated them over the table, his eyes following to meet Ed’s, which are fuming with fire. “It’s paperwork on collateral damage, moneytree. Seems you’re quite the walking bank.”

      “ Oh so it’s collateral damage? And where’s my collateral after that basic-ass comeback? “

   Yet the guy practically growls out a sound from his throat as he snatches the paper, pouting at the sheet before howling out another god-awful sound in complete devastation at what was written on the page.

  “ I can’t believe the State is blaming ME for this load of shit! You send me after bad guys and DON’T expect the street to get all busted up?! It’s not my fault you sent me after an in-progress bank heist. “

  Yet he can only complain so much, and is signing over his soul and a meager amount of his funds onto the paper; not without his little gripes and scowls being completely vocalized and physically manifested.

              “ Need me to sign anything ELSE while I’m here? Or am I finally off the fuckin’ hook for a little while? “

[ficryfingcrs]

" I don’t have anything to do with my time, i’m very bored! i figured i might as well do a lot of complicated, vaguely evil things and hope they inconvenience you. "

“It takes hardly anything at all for you to inconvenience me, Fullmetal. Hell, I’m starting to think being a good person was a punishment on myself, ever since I motivated you to be a dog of the military it always seems you’re barking up my tree.”

If his eyes weren’t closed, an eye roll may have been apparent, even still you could probably hear it in his breath as he let out a deep sigh.

“It takes a lot of talent to have so much irritation in one small, petite little body.”

[goldenhcired]

" Oh for sure, being a complete saint; God's right hand, the whole shebang. Totally because you're a good person. "

Oh, don't worry; the eldest Elric saw the eyeroll perfectly fine despite Roy's eyes being closed. In fact it was like fuel to the blaze that was Edward's very heart, ever-growing and only allowing the fire that was his ego to swell.

A stupidly radiant and merciless grin is broad on the blonde's face..-

until that last comment hits home.

" PETiTE?! "

In seconds that expression of self-appreciation had turned into one resembling the fall from grace itself. Complete and utter betrayal by his superior, the lowest of the lowest blows.

" Try saying that again, a bit more clearly this time~ I don't think I

heard you properly. "

[rpdepartment]

Sonic Riders Real Time Fandub Sentence Starters

40 starters 

« can we be friends now? »

« just because you hold it it doesn’t make it yours! »

« i will punch you! with my fists! »

« i love stealin’ shit! »

« whoah, he’s bisexual, i didn’t know that! »

« by the way, i’m bisexual. i forgot to announce it. »

« i missed my therapy appointment today, and i’m a little upset about it. »

« sorry, i had to scream. »

« watch where you’re going, shithead! »

« i love seeing people suffer when they wrong me, even if it’s minor! »

« i hear womanly emotions. »

« not very impressive for someone of your reputation! »

« we’re your friends, right? you would never replace us with somebody else… you promise? »

« welp. i’m out. done with this shit. »

« i’m gonna win, bitch, i’m gonna win! »

« there’s nothing that can stop me now! especially not some sort of unforseen disaster event! »

« hey audience, i know you’re wondering what the fuck is going on! uhh… me too! »

« you motherfucker, you just left me to die! »

« top 30 anime deaths - number one: Your Fuckin’ Ass RIGHT NOW!!! »

« i just wanted to say thank you for giving me content for my villainous backstory. »

« i’m gonna die! i’m not ready to die! »

« you know, i know you spent like a weekend in france, but you don’t have to, like, pretend you’re french. »

« you are not attractive enough. die. »

« do you ever think about death and stuff? »

« “never go outside your comfort zone”, that’s what i always say. »

« i’m impressed but also very disturbed. »

« how many concussions does it take to get to the center of your fuckin’ head? the answer is “a lot”! a lot of concussions! »

« shut the fuck your mouth you piece of shit!! »

« we just doing this now? we all standing around? a bunch of assholes, standing in a line? congratulations. »

« i’m gonna cause problems on purpose! »

« hang on, wait a minute, we need an attractive person, step aside. »

« wait, i’ve been joking this whole time, do you really think i’m mean? »

« okay, i’m gonna do some soul-searching, but i don’t really think i need to do lotta changing. »

« wait! why am i being blamed for everything? »

« i will follow you anywhere. just tell me where to go. »

« do you think i’ve been a dick to everybody? »

« bitch? you have been SO fucking rude. to everyone. all the time. »

« i’m sorry for being a stupid smelly little bitch! »

« you’re gonna have to beg a little harder than that, motherfucker! »

« now you can be a good boy, just like me! »

[rpdepartment]

          you are ᴍᴏʀᴇ than just an animal             use the ѕσυℓ you’ve been given         and be ʀᴇsᴘᴏɴsɪʙʟᴇ for your actions

[dreamteammemes]

                                         No gods or kings

                                              only man

[startshxtwithme]

Send a 🥖 to throw a baguette at my muse.

[goldenhcired]

  I haven’t been active in years and yet here I am with a day left of my like week break how are ya

[mss-mahogany]

Reblog if your muse would risk their life to save a loved one

[darlingflight-moved-deactivated]

shit my theater group said

a series of starters based on things my college musical theater group said during tech week / show week. tw: drug mention.

❛ I’ve been dirty and need to be reprimanded! ❜ 

❛ No, don’t violently attack him! ❜

❛ I’m trying to find my personality. ❜

❛ Why are you naked in this? ❜

❛ _______ isn’t here, so pretend that trash can is them. ❜

❛ Are you taller than her/him/them? Good. ❜

❛ I drank a marijuana. ❜

❛ Stop airdroping memes! ❜

❛ I hope ______ is the last thing I see before I die. ❜

❛ God Himself couldn’t sink this ship. ❜

❛ I though Mamma Mia! was a documentary. ❜

❛ You’re huffing like the big bad wolf. ❜

❛ Sorry, I’ll try not to breathe. ❜

❛ I wasn’t acting. I was genuinely terrified. ❜

❛ If you need something to do, come over and fight me. ❜

❛ I think I’m in jail. ❜

❛ Your face is as red as your shirt. ❜

❛ I take ‘disgusting’ as a compliment. ❜

❛ I’m about ninety percent certain he’s actually a vengeful spirit. ❜ 

❛ Slow down on the homicide. ❜

❛ I don’t know WHAT this is, but it isn’t green tea! ❜

❛ I’m going to stab you with a spoon. ❜

❛ It’s fine. Probably. ❜

❛ I can’t believe I almost made it a whole month without seeing you naked. ❜

❛ Someone write fanfiction about us! ❜

❛ You could be a PSA for why NOT to do drugs. ❜

❛ We’re fixing it. Like a dog. Which means we’re cutting it out completely. ❜

❛ You’re a little bitch! You’re a little bitch! ❜

[goldenhcired]

A wild Edward Elric has appeared! What to do?

Ask to move out

Make them mine

Brush off

Feed them 

[flirtyling]

goldenhcired is charmed, I’m sure

[goldenhcired]

flirtyling‌:   

He loved teasing Ed because it gave him great reactions. Ling just watch Ed’s face remember his face and emotions before the blonde could bring out words from his mouth. Ling raised one eyebrow as if to ask, Is that really what you want to tell me? and a smirk slowly appeared on his lips.

“But what is in the fun with that?”

   “There’d BE no fun! Can’t just kiss people on the- on the cheek and expect some cute response - If I had it in my right mind I might have punched a HOLE in you!” However he’s just turning his head curtly to face the other direction, a sort of grumble coming out -- unintelligible in his pouting -- before crossing his arms heavy over his chest.

 “So. You come here just to taunt and tease me all day? Or ya got something you actually need to do?”

[flirtyling]

goldenhcired is charmed, I’m sure

[goldenhcired]

flirtyling‌:  

“Ohohoho~” he teased before he turned serious and grabbed Ed’s shirt and yanked him closer. “You believe that as a threat?” Ling looked damm serious opening his squinty eyes just make it look at the more determined, he let the dangerous air sink in a few seconds before closing his eyes again and kissed Ed on the cheek.

“I’ve had far worst things hurt me~ Try a little hard with the threats, hun.”

     There’s nothing really preparing him for that look - something that causes his breath to catch and eyes to only widen. The air becomes a sickening silence, his own gold stuck onto the revealed irises of the other, before that smooch to his cheek is taken with a rather frozen sort of shock.

   Which doesn’t last long. A moment later, and he’s reeling back with a shriek.

   “FUCKin’-- you ASS!!” Yet his voice isn’t FULLY angry, he’s simply moving his hands into fists defensively in front of himself and rather close to his face ; a rather reddened face. “You could at least TELL me if you’re gonna KISS me, dammit!”

[flirtyling]

goldenhcired is charmed, I’m sure

[goldenhcired]

flirtyling‌:  

“Oh? Then who is the lucky bastard to coax you out of the safety of your closet?” Ling asked in interest before a surprised look just barely dodging the hand swipe. “Now now those hands were made for lovin’ not fightin’ ”

  “Didn’t need to be anyone in particular. Mind your own business.” 

     The blonde had already revealed enough -- in fact beyond more than what he had wanted to. Yet, while he was here-- “These hands can do whatever the fuck they wanna do, pal. In fact,” 

    “I dunno if you’re the kinky type but-”

  “if you’re itchin’ for a good jab up your ass, just try to imagine what a METAL fist feels like.”

[rp-meme-central]

Werewolf sentence starters

1. “You’re a werewolf? That explains why you never agreed to hang out with me on nights where there was a full moon.” 

2. “I’m afraid I’m going to have to cancel our plans. I forgot that there’s a full moon tonight.” 

3. “You know, when I think of a werewolf, you are not what I picture.” 

4. “So, how long have you been a werewolf?”

5. “You?! You’re the werewolf?! You watch me running around, trying to find the werewolf, and you don’t tell me that you are it?!” 

6. “Keep that silver away from me!” 

7. “I think I got bitten by a werewolf.” 

8. “You can’t be a werewolf. Werewolves aren’t real.” 

9. “______, I have something to tell you. I’m… a werewolf.” 

10. “I hate having to be the one to lock you up every full moon.”

11. “What does it feel like when you turn into a wolf?” 

12. “Yes, I’m a werewolf. Please don’t freak out.” 

13. “Nobody’s known about me being a werewolf since ______.” 

14. “Does anyone else know that you’re a werewolf?” 

15. “So those chains in the basement are for you? Thank god. I was worried you were a kidnapper or serial killer or something.” 

[vaememes]

                    CRIME  BASED  SENTENCE   PROMPTS  .

             A VARIETY & MIXTURE OF COMMITTED CRIMES PROMPTS,                TRIGGERS MAY APPLY; BLOOD, MURDER, ETC.                  CHANGE PRONOUNS AS NEEDED / FITTING .

 i.       murder.

❛     what  have  you  done?     ❜

❛     what  did  you  do?   ❜

❛     you’re   going  to  prison  for  murder.    ❜

❛     how  do  you  plan  to  get  away  with  this  one?   ❜

❛    i’m  not  helping  you  do  anything!   ❜

❛     i  can’t  believe  we  just  killed   someone.      ❜

❛    why  did  you  tell  me  you  did   this!    ❜

❛     do  you  really  think  you  can  outrun  this?     ❜

❛     we  just  committed  a  murder,  don’t  tell  me  to  calm  down!     ❜

❛     i’m  not  going  down  for  this.      ❜

❛     what–   is  that  what  it  looks  like  ..  please  tell  me  it’s  not.    ❜

❛     you  really  did  this,  didn’t  you?    ❜

❛     you  really  think  i’m  going  to  help  you  move  a  dead  body?   ❜

❛     you’re  telling  me  you  didn’t  do  this?   ❜

❛     i’m  going  to  be  sick,  oh  my–  i  can’t.    ❜

❛     why  did  you  do  this?   ❜

❛     you   can’t  get  away  with  murder!   ❜

❛     you  said  we  were  going  to   scare   him/her/them,  not  kill  him/her/them!   ❜

 ii.       theft.

❛     hey,   did  you  steal  that  from  me?   looks  familiar.     ❜

❛     you  want  me  to  help  you  rob  someone?   ❜

❛     i  am  not  going  to  help  you  rob  someone.    ❜

❛     i’m  pretty  sure  that’s  stealing.   ❜

❛     you  stole  from  me!   ❜

❛     the  only  thing  i  steal  is  hearts.      ❜

❛     give  it  back!    ❜

❛     are  we  seriously  stealing  right  now?     ❜

❛     you  have  a  serious  sticky  finger  problem.    ❜

❛     you  can’t  just  go  around  and  steal  from  people.      ❜

❛     why  did  you  take  it?     ❜

❛     you  know  you’re  going  to  get  caught,  right?    ❜

❛     you  want  me  steal?   why  can’t  you  do  it?   ❜

❛     i’m  not  going  to  steal  for  you.     ❜

❛     you   are   a   thief!     ❜

❛     why  are  you  robbing  these  people?   ❜

❛     you  tried  to  steal  from  me!   ❜

❛     i   didn’t   steal   it!  ❜

 iii.       arson.

❛     you   didn’t  have  anything  to  do  with  that  arson.     ❜

❛      arson  is  a  crime.     ❜

❛     they’ll  know  it   was  an  arson.    ❜

❛     you  didn’t  have  anything  to  do  with  that  arson,  did  you?   ❜

❛    you  set  it  on  fire!   ❜

❛     i  can’t  believe  you  want  to  burn  it  down.      ❜

❛    put  the  matches  down!    ❜

❛     why  you  would  you  tell  me  you  committed  arson?     ❜

❛     i  didn’t  have  anything  to  do  with  that  arson.    ❜

❛     i’m  not  going  to  help  you  commit  arson.      ❜

❛     you  didn’t  really  burn  it  down,  did  you?     ❜

❛     what  if  there  would  have  been  people  inside?    ❜

❛     you  didn’t  think,  you  just  did  it?   ❜

❛     you  can’t  just  burn  the  place  down.     ❜

❛     please  don’t  do  this! ❜

❛     why  do  you  want  to  burn  it  for?   ❜

❛     you  really  did  it?   i  didn’t  think  you’d  really  do  it!    ❜

❛     you  aren’t  being  serious,  right?   they’ll   know   we  did   it.    ❜

 iv.       fraud.

❛     you  stole  my  identity?     ❜

❛      you   stole   someone’s   identity?   ❜

❛      i’m   pretty  sure  that’s  fraud.    ❜

❛      you  can’t  just  forge  a  signature.     ❜

❛      i’m  just  going  to  forge  their  signature.   ❜

❛      you  aren’t  allowed  to  sign   someone   else’s  name.      ❜

❛     you  signed  my  name  for  me?   ❜

❛     why  would  you  sign  my  name?     ❜

❛     that’s  illegal,  you  can’t  sign  for  anyone’s  name.    ❜

❛     you’re  using  someone’s  social  security.      ❜

❛     you  stole  someone’s  social  security?     ❜

❛     how  are  you  not  in  jail  for   fraud?    ❜

❛     you  do   know  that’s  fraud,  right?   ❜

❛     it’s  not  okay  to  forge  my  signature  without  asking  me.     ❜

❛     you  lied  about  you  are! ❜

❛     you  gave  the  police  a  wrong  name?   ❜

❛     i  didn’t  mean  to  sign  your  name.   ❜

❛     do  you  think  they  have  finally  caught  on  to  you?     ❜

 v.       truancy.

❛     you   really   need  to  go  to  school.     ❜

❛      why  don’t  you  want  to  go  to  school?     ❜

❛      you  can’t  keep  missing  school.    ❜

❛      we  got  a  truancy  letter  in  the  mail  today.   ❜

❛     you  have  a  court  date  for  missing  school!   ❜

❛      please,  just  go  to  school,  before  you  end  up   in  jail.      ❜

❛     you  will  go  jail  if  you  keep  missing!    ❜

❛     why  aren’t   you  ever  at   school?     ❜

❛     it’s  either  school   or   jail.    ❜

❛     i’m  being  convicted  of  truancy.      ❜

❛     they  are  trying  to  lock  you  up  for  missing  school?     ❜

❛     why  should  i  go  to  school?    ❜

❛     you  want  to  go  to  jail?   ❜

❛     come  on,  just  a  few  more  years  and  it’s  history.   ❜

❛     get  to  school  now! ❜

❛     what  does  being   truant  ever  mean?   ❜

❛     i’m  sorry,  you’re  what,  a  truant?   ❜

vi.       vandalism.

❛     pretty  sure  this  is  vandalism.     ❜

❛      can  you  even  really  get  into  trouble  for  painting  a  wall?     ❜

❛      it’s  just  a  little  graffiti.  ❜

❛      you  broke  someone’s  property,  that’s  okay.    ❜

❛     you  can’t  go  onto  someones  property  and  break  things!   ❜

❛      i  don’t  want  to  do  this  anymore!      ❜

❛      don’t  tell  me  to  calm  down!  we  just  got  caught  on  camera!    ❜

❛     you  took  a  baseball  bat  to  someone’s  home?     ❜

❛     i’m  not   going  to  ruin  someone’s  property.   ❜

❛     they  know  it   was  you.      ❜

❛     you  spray  painted  the  side  of  that  building?   ❜

❛     you  want  to  graffiti  with  me  later?    ❜

❛     did  you  ever  get  in  trouble  for  vandalism?   ❜

❛     i’m  not  going  to  vandalize  someone’s  house.  ❜

❛     hurry!   someone’s  coming!   ❜

❛    you  know  there  are  camera’s  up  everywhere?   ❜

❛     are  you  crazy?  they  have  camera’s!   ❜

vii.       trespassing.

❛     hey,  i’m  pretty  sure  this  is  trespassing.     ❜

❛      you  want  to  go  over  there?     ❜

❛     you  want  to  climb  the  fence  and  go  over  there? ❜

❛      what  are  we  doing  here  anyway.    ❜

❛      you’re  trespassing!   ❜

❛     i  am  not  trespassing  and  breaking  and  entering.    ❜

❛      that’s  breaking  and  entering!    ❜

❛     first,  trespassing.  now  breaking  and  entering?     ❜

❛     i  am  not  going  to  trespass.  ❜

❛     stop  right  there!   what  are  you  doing  trespassing  onto  my  property!     ❜

❛     you  think  someone  is  trespassing?  ❜

❛     you  are  trespassing!   ❜

❛     i’m  not  getting  in  trouble  for  trespassing.   ❜

❛     i’m  not  trespassing,  i   live  here.   ❜

❛     what  are  you  doing  trespassing?   ❜

❛    you  can’t  go  around  and  trespass.  ❜

❛     trust  me,  i’m  not  going  to  get  caught.   ❜

[siranea]

ed and al

[leememes]

╰    *   ❤   DEADPOOL   2   SENTENCE   STARTERS .

❛  let’s  go  home,   ____ .  ❜ ❛  i’m  only  yelling  to  impress  the  guys   —   i’ll  never  let  anything  happen  to  you,   sugar  bear .  ❜ ❛  somebody  hurt  you ?   …   who ?  ❜ ❛  now,   please  don’t  cry .  ❜ ❛  you’re  gonna  be  fine !  ❜ ❛  that  babysitter  of  yours  is  high  as  fuck  right  now .  ❜ ❛  every  good  family  film  starts  with  a  vicious  murder !   bambi .   the  lion  king .   saw  seven…  ❜ ❛  god  that’s  lazy  writing .  ❜ ❛  no  more  senseless  violence !   no  more  bloodshed !  ❜ ❛  you’re  a  goddamn  superhero !  ❜ ❛  you’re  exhausting .  ❜ ❛  ha !   i  see  what  you  did  there .  ❜ ❛  this  is  the  family  that  i’ve  always  dreamed  of  having .  ❜ ❛  …   is  there  a  knife  in  my  dick ?  ❜ ❛  just  let  me  die  in  peace .  ❜ ❛  well,   i’d  like  the  mcrib  to  be  available  year  round,   but  sometimes   —   dreams  don’t  come  true !  ❜ ❛  kids  give  us  a  chance  to  be  better  than  we  used  to  be .  ❜ ❛  i  can’t  wait  to  never  speak  of  this  as  soon  as  possible .  ❜ ❛  wait,   wait,   wait !   lets  not  do…   whatever  that  is,   okay ?!  ❜ ❛  come  quietly,   or  there  will  be  trouble .  ❜ ❛  okay,   you  know  what——   that  fucking  does  it !  ❜ ❛  blessed  are  the  wicked  who  are  healed  by  my  hand .  ❜ ❛  i  want  to  become  a  contract  killer .  ❜ ❛  look,   i  can’t  protect  you .  ❜ ❛  what  are  you…?   don’t   ——   don’t  do  that .  ❜ ❛  start  the  fucking  car !  ❜ ❛  the  depth  of  your  heart  is  extraordinary .  ❜ ❛  we  all  need  a  sense  of  belonging,   we  all  need…   a  genuine  sense  of  home .  ❜ ❛  i  want  you  to  have  my  adventure  time  watch .  ❜