Marie

~she/they~ alexa play: life itself by glass animals

[goldfish-gay]

Forcing my boyfriend to watch agents of shield. I’ve spent the entire show telling him how much I love fitz and how he’s my favorite character. We are on season 4 boy is shit about to hit the fan!

[goldfish-gay]

How an agents of shield rewatch feels when a keonige pops up

[goldfish-gay]

Question for the general public:

If you were to buy a sun catcher for your window, would you want it to have a suction cup to attach or a hook???

[nosimpincurly]

You’re not depressed. You just need $250,000 in your bank account.

[catherinebunnington]

Reblog to materialize $250,000 in prev's bank account

[goldfish-gay]

A Guide to developing good cleaning habits when living on your own:

Step one (1): move into an apartment with a bug problem so bad that months of pest control and constant cleaning won’t get rid of it!

Step two (2): date someone who’s apartment has such bad moister control that the office had to have people come in to clear out black mold then had to stick a huge dehumidifier in each room so keep it from happening.

Outcome!

A bulletproof cleaning routine! The apartment is always spotless!

[pilgrimattinkercreek1974]

Oh ok so it turns out ive been borrowing grief from the future ! it turns out ive been preparing to lose the things i love rather than basking in the light of them while they last. Maybe i should nt do that

[quantum-dragon]

[goldfish-gay]

Anyways the scary part of the last of us and its popularity is that; yes the mutation of Ophiocordyceps unilateralis to that extent is highly un-probable, but the mutation of a fungal pathogen to close to that extent isn’t so fictional.

[sanitymakesposts]

Having to clean the shower is so fucking annoying. It’s clean in there. That’s where I go to get clean. It’s clean dude trust me. Stop fucking growing bacteria and stuff man this is the clean locale. You’re embarrassing me in front of the sink

[gothyeehaw]

y'all think about love?

[frawgs]

Every Single Waking Fucking Day Do I Think About Love

[i-am-a-fish]

to the person reading this, even though I don't literally know who you are, I am proud of you. I am certain you've done many things that are worth praise, all the times you've positively impacted people, all of the challenges you've overcome, even just surviving day to day while carving your place in the world is deserving of praise. it can be easy to slip into a spiral of negative emotions, but I know there are things in your life that you can be proud of. I think it's good to celebrate those things

[starlightquake]

I miss Daisy Johnson your honor

[goldfish-gay]

Enrichment time: Smosh on the big tv!

[shoyohnt]

sorry for how I acted when there were multiple noises happening at the same time

[goldfish-gay]

Why don’t we have buffalo chicken dip pizza? Feels like a missed opportunity. Someone should get on that.

[goldfish-gay]

Feeling actual debilitating anxiety again for the first time in over a year (I no longer feel like I’m dreaming every day I live). The solution? The most random ass childish sour candy!

[seperhim]

*sigh* guess we have to do this then