I did that

he was a skater boy, she said you may be entitled to financial compensation. | Jay | pan | none binary left beef | 🇲🇽

[killrockstar]

using yuri to sell stuff they sicken me

[angel-derangement]

Perhaps it will come as a surprise that Dr House, contrary to expected wisdom,¹ retorted at this juncture that the hygiene drug would kill the patient. If indeed this is truly surprising, it pales in comparison to House’s suggested alternative: the bold assertion that the patient required the mouse bites to live.²

1. House, G. et al. (2004) Unforeseen Malignancies Associated with Hygiene Drug in Cases of Mouse Bite Related Nose Blood

2. This vexes me.

[sightofsea]

says a lot about spn that nobody expected a secret good episode everybody was like yeah this was always going to be dogshit

[jennycalendar]

Whenever people are like “you just have to struggle through the first season of Buffy, you gotta get through the first season of Buffy, I promise it gets better, just wait until the hot blonde vampire shows up” im always like 1) skill issue 2) skill issue 3) skill issue 4) skill issue 5) the show gets good when Buffy shows up, hope that helps

[fnordseer5]

you’re too late mr. bond, i’ve already put all of your labubus through the garbage disposal

[2well2water]

i think we need to bring back calling people internet famous instead of calling them influencers like there needs to be something borderline derogatory injected back into it

[boycritter]

maybe i like my tech a little bit inconvenient

[boycritter]

maybe i like pulling out my debit card instead of using apple pay. maybe i like untangling my wired headphones. maybe i like typing something into the search bar instead of using siri or whatever. maybe i like curating my own social media feeds over an algorithm. i just don’t think everything has to be perfectly streamlined and efficient i like it when things feel tethered to the real world.

[louisegluckpdf]

reading nabokov is maddening because his writing is so playful and evocative and effortless and english isn't even his first language. he's doing things in a second language most people could spend their lives trying and failing to replicate in their first language. makes me feel like this

[louisegluckpdf]

"my very photogenic mother died in a freak accident (picnic, lightning) when i was three" like come ON how did you write the funniest sentence ever by adding a two word parenthetical. leave something for the rest of us

[captain-stretch-nuts]

Mercury, Venus, (uh oh) Pearth, Mars (phew), Djupiter (never mind), Faturn ⁉️, Luranus (kinda French actually), Pneptune

[lousydrawingsforgoodpeople]

[neometalpussy]

do you guys ever like forget you're interested in something until you start engaging with it again and you go "oh wait i'm like crazy crazy about this yeah"

[v1leblood]

sorry to be part of the elitist intelligentsia but i do think you have to read the text you have an opinion on if you expect your opinion to be taken seriously

[gabriellelestat]

there are books out there - many good - that cater to your extremely esoteric interests. #never kill yourself

[energyprison]

Any idiot can like something thats good. It takes a real genius to like things that suck ass

[dingoskidneys]

Fish resemblance

[valtsv]

difficult to overstate how often i think of "i hope jakey dies" and giggle. i hope i never forget jakey's sacrifice it's brought me so much joy.

[saxifraga-x-urbium]

[fishhag]

Such a handsome man 🥹

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