Hi :)

bad vibes :)

[encryptidarchivist]

count dracula? uhhh ok. one

[cool-jpgs-of-wizards-with-swords]

🧛 nathing vrong vith me

[woodsdyke]

im swimming at the lake and accidentally kicked a fish. this has never happened in my many years of swimming. sorry man

[transfemininomenon]

the phrase really should be "eat your cake and have it too" im with the unabomber on this one

[marbirds]

peace and love on planet earth

[halondrus]

Lady in drive through had a bearded dragon sitting on her boobs and she held it up and let me pet it. killing myself canceled

[halondrus]

art is not my strong suit but this is my best recreation of what i saw when i opened the window. i have to emphasize that she was supermodel levels of gorgeous

[noknowshame]

resurrected dead wife watching her own montage: wow I looked so hot in that

[pterribledinosaurdrawings]

how it feels to message a friend who's having Problems that you can't do anything to help with.

[drops-of-universe]

why do men have this eternal fear of being used for money they don’t have lol

[papidehasbi]

[omegaverse]

women need gnocchi

[snacco]

many are saying this

[yujateaandpi]

Was driving with my grandmother and in broken English she says “no eyes… no nose… no face. Don’t trust.” To which I looked around wildly in search of this omen of ill portend.

Cybertruck. It was a cybertruck.

[fairycosmos]

when avoiding the task doesn’t even free you from the obligation of it because youll still be thinking about it fucking constantly

[kosmogrl]

everything going downhill but at least there’s still phone in bed time am I right.. ahah am I right

[kosmogrl]

[loveridden1999]

problematic sudoku solving skills gap

[featuringmarkhoppus]

[eebie]

I just ate one

[eebie]

You can lie when you name things

[assiraphales]

I kind of miss the impulsivity that certain spaces used to allow. oh you want a hair cut today? hairdresser in the corner can fit you in before her 2 o’clock. tattoo of a cobra… sure leg or arm? even concerts, back when you could go to the box office thirty mins before any show. not saying these things don’t exist at all, but everything feels booked five months in advance and 10x more expensive

[only-cat-memes]

[goth-queen]