[that-phat-chic-deactivated20200]

This is the Baby Money Yoda, reblog in the next 60 seconds of seeing this to receive a blessing from our green bean prince.

[shankss-magnificent-ass]

And I just got paid!

[notdeadbabies-deactivated201603]

My cousin is a preschool teacher and asked her students to suggest names for the baby she is expecting. It went well.

[thebootydiaries]

grandma

[catasters]

[lallysbroch]

“Sweetie, would you say grace, please?”

[thursday]

September: Halloween prep month

October: Halloween month

November: Christmas prep month and post Halloween depression month

December: Christmas month

Every other month: sad time

[fluffymcmuffins]

No WONDER I have back problems.. I b carrying around this BIG ass heart all mf day

[booksfunquotes]

[pettycentral]

[0bwoy]

When your car breaks down and a kind stranger helps out. In more ways than one.

[oneoakdutch]

wuuuut LMFAOOO!

[anus]

my kinda car

[kimreesesdaughter]

My child: Who became President after Obama?

Me:

[awed-frog]

By the way, just in case this helps someone -

COOKING - creativity is okay

BAKING - stick to the recipe (you can usually adjust sugar content to taste, though)

BREAD - wait for the right weather conditions (or engineer them), be one assertive and self-confident motherfucker because dough can feel it if you aren’t, a blood sacrifice probably helps, trust the gods 

[thepioden]

PASTRY - your God is dead, the god of gluten and madness is risen, abandon all hope ye who enter here

[manynamedshe]

People who perform manual labor should be not only given high and liveable wages, but unlimited access to healthcare and physical therapy to help manage the myriad conditions that come from doing back-breaking work.

Like this is not an absurd concept. It bothers me that people think that it is.

[hamyilton]

is this hamilton

[memewhore]

[toastbutteregg]

this is me every single day

[toastbutteregg]