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reject booktok return to closing your eyes in a library aisle and moving your finger back and forth until you open your eyes and land on a book that will either make you want to return it after five pages or consume your soul for the next three months
UT Mob Main Story Masterpost
This is the masterpost for the UT Mob Main Story, which focuses on young Frisk (Little Pup) and the skelebros.
Original creator of UT Mob AU is @in-sideunder
Below is my version of UT Mob AU inspired by it.
>>LINKS TO UT MOB OTHER STORIES AND CROSSOVERS<<
★ = No Pics
Last updated: July 15
(Now in Korean!)
♦ Major Storyline
1. “Skelebros meet Little Pup”
2. “Go on a walk”
3. “Is Little Pup from an illegal child trafficking ring?”
4. “Hungry Pup”
5. “Toriel Visits”
6. “Little Pup’s tag?”
(JOKE) “Is Gaster a child trafficker?”
“Grillby is Sans’ go-to intel guy” ★
7. "Sleeping in Three”
8. “Papyrus and Little Pup meets Undyne”
“Papyrus gets trained by Undyne”
“Where was Little Pup going?”
“Little Pup ‘reminding’ Undyne of someone?” ★
9. “What does Sans and Little Pup do together?”
10. “Balanced Meal”
(Sequel) “Culinary Torture”
“Are there any alcohol in the house?”
11. “Is Little Pup Mute?”
(JOKE) “Little Pup singing like K.K. Slider”
(JOKE) “Song That Never Ends”
12. “I Won’t Dance”
13. “Does Little Pup get nightmares?”
14. “WHERE IS THE —–?”
15. “=)”
“Doesn’t Sans have 1 HP?”
(JOKE) “Papyrus to the rescue!!!”
16. “You have us.”
(JOKE) “Why was Sans holding his chest?”
“Did it have something to do with his SOUL?”
“Why did Little Pup attack Sans?” ★
“What if Papyrus arrived late?” ★
17. “Has Little Pup ever gotten sick?”
“Sans’ response to Toriel.” ★
“Is it weird between Sans and Little Pup after the incident?”
“Someone’s not sleeping”
“careful there, kid”
“Does Little Pup remember and does Sans know?” ★
“Will it ever be the same between Little Pup and Sans?” ★
“Does Sans care for Little Pup?” ★
“Is Sans angry/afraid?” ★
“How is Papyrus handling things?” ★
18. “What are you afraid of, Sans?”
“When will the storm end?” ★
19. “i’m sorry.”
(Sequel) “Everything is cool now?”
“Extreme responses!”
“Sans is a jerk.” ★
“Sans’ reaction.” ★
“Sans just wasn’t ready for the responsibility.” ★
“Will Sans do more research into Little Pup?” ★
20. “Clingy”
(Sequel) “Papyrus’ response.”
“What will Little Pup call Toriel?”
(JOKE) “What if Little Pup calls Toriel…”
“Why is Little Pup unable to speak in full sentences?” ★
21. “Smiles!”
“Toriel will be nagging Sans and Papyrus.” ★
“How long as Little Pup been staying with the skelebros?” ★
22. “Like old days.”
“Who was Sans hanging out with?” ★
“How does Sans know of…?”
(JOKE) “Were they Sans’ glasses?”
“Sans used to work for…?” ★
“Brothers” ★
23. “Why is Sans being so cautious?”
“What is with their arm?” ★
“What does Sans think of the marks?” ★
“Little Pup doesn’t seem traumatized.” ★
“Wouldn’t Papyrus or Toriel notice?” ★
“Sans’ Morals” ★
“Can’t Sans just track the box Little Pup came from?” ★
24. “Pups”
“Will Undyne & Alphys be important in this arc?” ★
“Let’s get this story start.” ★
25. “Greeting a new friend”
(Sequel) “TAKE THIS” (Warning: disturbing scenes)
“What was Undyne about to call Sans?” ★
“I expected Sans would get hurt when Alphys bumped into him.” ★
“Was Alphys hiding behind a giant Mettaton?” ★
“Did Alphys do it?” ★
“Six children?” ★
26. “Warning”
27. “sleep tight, kid.”
28. “Knock Knock”
“Does Asgore know of the experiments?” ★
“What did Alphys mean?” ★
“Will we find out how…?” ★
29. “Chara”
“Will Sans abandon Little Pup again after…?” ★
“How involved was he?” ★
“Why was the heart upside down?” ★
“Was Little Pup trying to…back then?” ★
30. “Save”
31. “here we go.”
“Sans was sweating!” ★
“Did Sans kill?” ★
32. “Fight”
“Why did Little Pup not take…?” ★
“Who would’ve won?” ★
“So Undyne gave a chance?” ★
33. “♥”
“Did Little Pup stop themselves?” ★
“Spoilers from the past”
“Sans stopped his blue attack?” ★
“How was Sans able to…?” ★
34. “Two Hearts”
“Extreme responses!”
“Your name”
“It started with a crate”
35. “Little Pup and the Skelebros” (END)
Side
“Does Sans and Papyrus have fake businesses?”
“Do they know Little Pup’s real name?” ★
“Does Little Pup go on dangerous missions?”
“Love the scene”
“Can’t Sans escape without Papyrus’ help?”
“Papyrus/Sans ever done anything they regretted?”
“Does Toriel visit often?”
“How often does Little Pup get bathed?”
“How smart is Little Pup?” ★
“Series of Asks” ★
“Why does everyone treat Frisk as 'pup’?” ★
“Does Sans have a background in science?” ★
“Can Sans teleport?” ★
“Is Little Pup a boy or a girl?” ★
“Wouldn’t Frisk be scared of Gaster!Sans?” ★
“Is Little Pup’s SOUL stronger than normal?” ★
“Gaster Theory” ★
“Is Sans a boss monster?” ★
“Tell me more about Gaster!”
“Do the skeleton bros have a past with Gaster?” ★
“Sans vs. Toriel: Who would win?” ★
“Has Little Pup encountered Temmies before?” ★
“Height Chart”
“Why is Little Pup good at singing?”
“Does the skelebros remind Little Pup of Gaster?”
“Do skelebros bring anything for Lil’ Pup from work? What does Lil’ Pup do when alone?” ★
“Will Little Pup ever kiss the skelebros?”
“Sans’ breaking point?” ★
“Is Sans more powerful than Undyne?” ★
“Does Little Pup give out hugs?”
“Did Toriel meet skelebros before or after splitting with Asgore?” ★
“Did Little Pup have a mother?” ★
“Any Soriel?” ★
“Skelebros’ Home”
“Have they used the trapdoor yet?” ★
“What do human children do after…?” ★
“How old is Sans and Papyrus?” ★
“Little Pup dressed as the skelebros!”
“Sans and Little Pup”
“What causes Little Pup to switch?” ★
“Munch munch”
“Papyrus and Little Pup”
“Do you miss your home?”
“C-Test for CUTest!”
“Sleeping Papyrus and Little Pup”
UT Mob World
“All the major UT Mob gangs”
“Lord Tem?!”
“Where is Shyren?” ★
“What is Flowey’s role in UT Mob?” ★
“Where is Flowey in all this? (after ‘29. Chara’)” ★
“More about Temmies.” ★
“What happened to R01 and R02?” ★
“Asriel & Chara”
“Why are you so good at swordfights?”
“Alphys & Undyne”
“Alphys is reporting to…” ★
“Monsters vs. Humans, Human Soul, Underground” ★
“SOUL and Determination” ★
“Humans are endangered species? Can Asgore recognize a human?” ★
“How would Grillby act towards Little Pup?” ★
“Is there a secret lab?” ★
“How many years do monsters live?” ★
“Do monsters rely more on physical attacks instead of magic?” ★
“Does E.X.P. and L.O.V.E. exist?” ★
“Gaster, Chara, DT?” ★
WHAT IF?
“How would Toriel react if Little Pup got hurt?”
“How would Sans & Papyrus react if Little Pup got a boy/girlfriend?”
“What would skelebros do if someone hurt/killed Little Pup?”
“What would Papyrus do when Little Pup gets hurt?” ★
“What would skelebros’ life be when Little Pup gets older?”
(Response to “i’m sorry”) “What would Papyrus’ response be if Sans returned after sending Little Pup?” ★
“Kitty-Cat vs. Little Pup: Who is cuter?”
(JOKE) “Little Pup at age 30?”
“What if Sans met Kitten?”
(Sequel) “What if Papyrus met Kitten?”
Fanfic
“Balanced meal” (by @elara-moon )
(What if) “What if Papyrus got hurt?” (by @elara-moon )
“Did Little Pup make the soup?” ★
“Kisses” (by @tsukithewolf ) ★
“Road Trip AU x UT Mob AU Crossover: A New Gang” (by @tsukithewolf )
Misc.
“Papyrus”
“Sans Capone”
“Original source of UT Mob AU?” ★
(JOKE) “Godfather of UT Mob?”
“SPOILERS GALORE”
“Name of UT Mob” ★
“Can I write a fanfic based on UT Mob?” ★
“Fanfic based on UT Mob AU” ★
“How can these skelebros look so hot??”
“ALL GASTER!SANS IN UT MOB FASHION”
“How does Pap get his shirt puffy?” ★
“SO F-ING ADORABLE”
“Will Little Pup romance?” ★
“Infamous Skeleton Bros.”
“Any romance in UT Mob?” ★
“Difference between Little Pup and Kitty-Cat?”
“Can we make self-inserts?” ★
“Can we send you our head-canons?” ★
“I’ll keep Little Pup and Kitty-Cat all to myself!”
“Who do you like more? Little Pup or Kitty-Cat?” ★
“Sans is more composed than Gaster!Sans.” ★
“Sans is OOC.” ★
“SO F-ING ADORABLE #2″
“What is Little Pup/Kitty-Cat/Kitten’s gender? What happens if I hug Kitten?” ★
“(Almost) Every Frisk/Chara in UT Mob”
“It’s hard to keep up with all the AUs.” ★
“Someone made a blog with the same UT Mob AU.” ★
“One Dog and two Skele-Papas”
“What will they do if Little Pup/Kitty-Cat/Ham Ham/Bunny cries?”
“Sleepy Little Pup”
“Underworld!Sans & UTMob!Sans”
“Do all Frisks have potential to become violent?” ★
“What do you plan to do next after main story is done?” ★
“I’m new to UT Mob AU. Can you explain?”
“Can I make a crossover with UT Mob?” ★
“How many parts are there left in the story? (May 15th)” ★
“Smoking”
“Mafiatale? Mobstertale?” ★
“Can I create OCs?” ★
“Will other gangs appear in the main story?” ★
“Double bump!”
“Was UT Mob originally called Mafiatale?” ★
“What inspired you to make UT Mob?” ★
“Can all Frisks sing?” ★
“Cheers to you, Sans”
“What year are their outfits based on?” ★
Into The Spider-Verse Translations
I loved itsv, and I especially loved all the Spanish that was included! Since I haven’t seen anyone else posting this, here are traslations for the Spanish that shows up in Spider-verse. I’ll put Spanish in italics and traslations in (parentheses).
[During the scene where Miles is getting ready for school]
Miles: Where’s my laptop?
Rio: ¿Donde le dejaste? (Where did you leave it?)
Miles: ¡Yo no sé! (I don’t know!)
[…]
Rio: Ay Maria, este nene me tiene loca! (Ay Maria, this kid’s driving me crazy!)
[…]
Rio: Papá! Llámame! (Sweetie! Call me!) See you Friday!
Miles: Okay, mami. Hasta luego! (Okay, Mom. See you later!)
[Miles is walking to school]
Friend: Miles! ¿Te va bien en la escuela? (Miles! That school going good for you?)
Miles: Seguro que sí (Sure it is)
[…]
Miles: ¡CONTRA! (”AHH” or “OUCH” or “SHOOT”)
[Miles comes home after Spider-Man’s death]
Rio: Miles? Que te pasa? (What’s wrong?) Is it the earthquake?
[…]
Rio: Jeff, mi amor, (my love)
[…]
Jefferson: When it gets hard, that’s when he’s gotta stick it out.
Rio: Shhhh. Tiene que más suave. (You have to be more quiet.)
[…]
Rio: Tú sabes que el te quiere mucho. (You know he loves you very much.)
[Aunt May’s house is attacked]
Scorpion: Mira todas estas arañitas. (Look at all these little spiders.)
[…]
Scorpion: Niñito dale. (”Go ahead, little boy.”, Scorpion is egging Miles on to fight.)
Miles: Prepárate a morir. (Prepare to die.) Ah man, stupid pillows!
[During the fight at the Super Collider]
Scorpion: Puerco? (Pig?) What are you, some kind of silly cartoon?
[At the end, as Spider-Man greeting civilians]
Miles: ¡A su servicio! (At your service!)
I think I got it all! If you noticed any mistakes or if there is anything I missed feel free to let me know!
How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?
10.
1 to change the bulb and 9 to tell you how much better they could’ve done it
Honestly I might’ve died of scurvy but living as a peasant in the 1500s would at least be simpler
Misery Loves Company, Baby
I haven’t been keeping up with much Vocaloid stuff these days but dang this song was so good, and the art style was just,,, *chefs kiss*
YEEEEE that video slaps and so does this art
I'm crying rn I can't
Character Profile: Albert
Real Name: Albert Dasilva
Nickname and Meaning: None
Age: Albert has two older brothers that still live at home. Assuming that they aren’t twins, this puts Albert at 16 at the oldest, but probably younger. (Trading card)
Gender: Albert is always played by a man.
Family: Albert has a father and two older brothers. He used to have a mom, but she died shortly before he became a newsie. (Trading card)
Albert…:
Is a jokester. He makes a lot of jokes at the expense of the Delancey brothers and Wiesel, as well as playing practical jokes like stealing Race’s cigar right out of his mouth. (Newsies Live Script, page 4) This is not a rare occurrence- he does this to every newsie who smokes. (Trading card) Sometimes his jokes go too far, even for the newsies’ standards. They react very poorly when he says that Henry can only impress his mother if he can find her. (Newsies Live Script, page 4)
Is helpful. When the Delancey brothers push Crutchie down, Albert is quick to help him up. (Newsies Live Script, page 9) He is the one to report to Katherine that Jack didn’t get caught by the police, and the one to console Les that the rumors Jack fled probably weren’t true. (Newsies Live Script, page 47) Albert also reads out the headline for the newsies’ new price. (Newsies Live Script, page 23)
Is always up for a fight, verbal or physical. Albert is very eager to beat up scabbing newsies at the beginning of the strike, and has to be told not to by Jack. (Newsies Live Script, page 28) He also reacts harshly when people challenge him. For example, when Les contradicts something he said, Albert responds “Take it down, shortstop. I’m just reporting the news.” (Newsies Live Script, page 47) He also joins in when Henry makes fun of Race’s mispronunciation of “oyster”. (Newsies Live Script, page 48)
Is probably on the autism spectrum. Albert shows many signs of being autistic, like constantly showing physical affection, being upset when things change suddenly (not just the price of papers, but Race mispronouncing oyster as well) (Newsies Live Script, page 48) and being generally very active and “fidgety”. He is also described by fans as “loud”. @racehas2hands has a very good post with more detail right here.
Headcanon Fuel:
What determines whether Albert is nice to someone or not?
How does Albert get along with his brothers?
Why aren’t Albert’s brothers newsies? What do they do for a living?
Actors and Physical Appearance:
Garett Hawe
Daniel Quadrino
Sky Flaherty
Albert is a masculine guy. He has short hair and broad shoulders. Most fans headcanon him as redheaded.
Farewell online privacy
What happened?
Trump happened.
just get a VPN?
You can’t just tell people to ‘get a VPN (Virtual Private Network)’. Buying a VPN is like buying a house. It’s very very important. Having no VPN or having a ‘wrong’ one can seriously damage your life. Especially for Americans because their privacy laws are garbage. I am going to try explain why you should get a VPN but bare with me, I am from Germany and my English is far from perfect.
Let’s start with a simple test. Click this link here: https://whatismyipaddress.com/ It will tell your IP address, your ISP (internet service provider), and your location. The location might not be very accurate, but then again, it’s just a simple website. Imagine what the government can do!
So basically, everyone can find out where you live. But there is more danger. Your ISP. Your ISP logs your every move online and they are required to keep it in case the government wants access to it (or if a 3rd party wants to buy your data (yikes). They have everything. What websites you visit. How long you stay on a website. What you download. Your search terms. European laws are more subtle on this but if you are from the US you are #@*#&, especially because Trump doesn’t support the open internet. It’s scary but maybe in the future you can’t get a job because the recruiter knows your searched on ‘how to deal with depression’ or anythings else that’s supposed to be private because it’s your f*cking right. Or you get a $100k fine because you pirated a movie 15 years ago. You need a VPN. You’re dumb for not using one. but what does a VPN do?
A VPN encrypts all your data so if it were be intercepted no one can ‘crack the code’ and damage your privacy.
Usually being online goes like this (simplified): Your computer —-> ISP (—–> keeps data —–> sells it)
But with a VPN it goes like: Your computer —–> VPN (encrypts data)—–> ISP (ISP can’t see shit)
Furthermore, a VPN hides your IP address and location by giving you another IP address located in Spain for example (you can often choose from a list and change as many times as you want).
Now that you know why you should get a VPN and what is does it is important to educate yourself because people often choose the wrong VPN. VPN providers are also businesses and have to obey the law. If you choose a VPN provider located in the US then you are throwing your money away because the laws in the US shits on your privacy. If the US gov wants the provider to give all their logs they have to obey. The ISP still can’t see what you are doing online and sell your data but the US gov can interfere with your VPN provider so NEVER CHOOSE A PROVIDER LOCATED IN THE US.
I just wanted to make that very clear so my followers don’t buy false security.
There is still more danger! Who says your VPN provider isn’t selling your data? You need to check their logging policy. Do they keep logs? If yes, what for? For how long do they keep them? Tip: Choose a provider who doesn’t keep logs
More about law The US is part of the Five Eyes program (the worst):
The Five Eyes, often abbreviated as FVEY, is an intelligence alliance comprising Australia, Canada, New Zealand, the United Kingdom and the United States. These countries are bound by the multilateral UKUSA Agreement, a treaty for joint cooperation in signals intelligence (source)
There is also a Nine Eyes (bit better) and Fourteen Eyes Program (better). You don’t want a VPN provider who is located in one the Five Eyes countries. If you had to choose go for a provider located in a country that’s part of the Fourteen Eyes Program or even better, go for a country that isn’t part of any program!
I know this is a shitty explanation and please pardon my english but now it’s time to do your own research. Take your privacy seriously. Maybe WWIII breaks out and you get killed for liking the ‘wrong’ FB-page.
Go to this website: https://thatoneprivacysite.xyz/simple-vpn-comparison/
Make sure that your future VPN provider both has green boxes for Privacy Jurisdiction and Privacy Logging.
I recommend ovpn.se and trust.zone. ovpn is located in Sweden so they are part of the 14 Eyes Program and they keep minimal logs. Their business ethics, however, are alright.
Trustzone is located in the Seychelles. No country can interfere and their privacy jurisdiction is the best you can get. The US want your data but needs to get it from Trustzone? The Seychelles will simply give them the finger and wave them goodbye. However, this makes this provider very appealing for people who torrent and criminals because they keep no logs (and that is how it shoud be) Also, there are almost no marketing efforts so this provider is one the cheapest)
Also, often providers such as ExpressVPN are being called ‘The Best’ on websites about VPNs but know that this is just marketing which also makes those provider more expensive (and they too shit on your privacy)
This must be the worst article you have ever read but please, please take your privacy very seriously.
EDIT: I got many people asking me which provider I use. For those who want to know, I use Trust Zone. They offer a free 3-day trial with no strings attached. But still do your own research!
I am also with Trustzone but I think you forgot to explain one of it’s most important features. It protects you when you are using someone else’s Wi-Fi. If you are at Starbucks and you use their Wi-Fi your privacy is at risk. Anyone with ill intentions could steal your information. Especially if you are using an unsecured Wi-Fi hotspot. With a VPN your data gets encrypted so no one can steal it.
Wait, what’s going, on? Did trump destroy internet privacy with a bill or something? Where’s the news? Oh wait, why am I getting visions of Alex Jones and selling water purifiers?
Trump wants more surveillance of Muslim Americans. This in a country where internet privacy is already close to non-existent.
Trust.Zone has a free trial. Use it.
btw this post only has 11k notes? That’s quite disappointing for something this important.
Don’t reblog this post to save a life. Reblog this to protect an entire family!
@earth-ruin @writing-prompt-s Should I get trustzone for my mobile device?
If you use public Wi-Fi, then yes. Which VPN you use is up to you, amigo. Take @earth-ruin‘s advice. Do your own research first.
@elvesfromthedeep just brought the current situation in the US to my attention (March 30, 2017).
Sources
Anger as US internet privacy law scrapped
Congress just voted to let internet providers sell your browsing history
To all my friends in the US, please read this entire post. Making everyone aware of VPNs is going to be my mission. Your privacy matters. Please reblog this post.
Don’t tell me you just wanted to scroll past this. Stop looking at pictures of cats for a moment, okay? Don’t you realize how important this is? This is dangerous! ‘America, the best FREE country in the world’ my ass.
With this new law your ISP can sell your Internet history which could include passwords, usernames, religion, credit card numbers, race and much more to the highest bidder. So here is what I want you to do.
You are going to read the whole thing and before you think ’this is so important. Let me reblog this real quick and go back to admiring cats again-’ NO! Don’t reblog this. Take action first. Then reblog. Sign up for a free trial! Trust.Zone offers one (here). Yes. It might be difficult to set up a VPN for some people. But is that going to stop you from protecting yourself and your family? 30 minutes. 30 minutes is all that it takes. 5 if you know how to install software. The problem with some of you is that you see ‘difficult’ as something negative. I want you to see difficult differently. I need you to push through this stuff. You are going to protect yourself. There is nothing negative about that.
VPNs are fun and costsaving too! A VPN bypasses geographical restrictions so you can access websites you normally can’t or you could start Netflix’s one month free trial over and over again- forever. And it’s legal! (unless you use it to buy weapons etc.,)
Don’t tell yourself that you are too tired and that you will do this tomorrow. Because that isn’t going to happen and you know it. You have to do this right now. You only have to click on it. Don’t let this/shit/life just happen to you. Take yourself seriously. Get a VPN.
Privacy is not a privilege, it’s a fundamental human right
Ok sorry that it’s so freaking long and also sorry for the language, but this is extremely important. Please reblog!
Reblogging again bc this is important
I was dancing to NAYEON's POP! and I had the chorus parts mixed up but no one stopped me cause I was feeling myself.
not a dream
my mom started watching Love Is Blind on Netflix and kept talking to me about it and I started paying attention to the show in passing and by the end of the season I was full-blown watching it with her and I just have to say
MATT
NEEDS
TO
BE
AT
LEAST
200KM
AWAY
FROM
ALL
WOMEN
the fact that nobody called out his aggression towards Colleen in the reunion episode? the way she looks absolutely terrified of him? how she started shaking when they were talking about her calling another man attractive before and him blowing up about it previously?
NOBODY? NOBODY CALLED HIM OUT?
Even reality television should have an ethical duty to protect people.
I am so terrified for her, I'm not even joking
the fact they got married scares me for her so much
I missed my bus because the ghosts that only came out on my sister’s birthday were scaring me.
A rat became the president. He did nothing to change anything. He just sort of existed as president.
I was petting a cat. It was rude to me but I liked it anyway, for some reason.
I was an assassin.
I was creeping up to the king to shoot him with a bow and arrow.
Suddenly, my sister yelled out my name to get my attention.
I was then caught and burnt alive for treason.
Sublime 🌼
OP, this is amazing!
You really did justice to this beautiful photo of him. I have loved this photograph ever since he posted it and it's incredible how much gorgeous fanart it inspired, but yours is my favorite. You're so hardworking and talented!
