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This blog is dead ☠️ I'll keep it up if anyone wants to check it out but otherwise I'm not posting anymore. Thanks for the ride!

[gonekiki]

Phone Fiasco (Vore Comedy/Fluff)

Okay, this isn't actually a snippet or idea from any official story of mine, but I've been toying with the idea of one of my muses (probably Lance, honestly) leaving his phone in the other's gut. Oops. WARNING: This is a spontaneous short that I wrote in approximately five minutes because I was craving some vore-ish shenanigans. It's a single rough draft with no editing/revising, so it's probably definitely not anywhere near as quality as usual. -------------------- "Um, Lance, you left-" "Not now, Mullet! I'm having a crisis!" Lance dramatized, placing a hand over his heart for emphasis and leaning back like he was about to faint. Hunk, who was sitting next to him at the table and was all too familiar with Lance's antics, rolled his eyes. "I can't find my phone anywhere! It's a tragedy! An outrage! A scandal! A-" "Why don't you just call it?" Hunk suggested with a soft chuckle. "We might not be able to hear your phone from here since the castle-ship is pretty huge, but it can't hurt to give it a try." "I guess," Lance shrugged, gratefully accepting the phone Hunk was offering to him. "Thanks, buddy." When Lance began inputting his number, Keith's eyes went wide. He'd been willing to wait for his chance to speak (waiting to speak was commonplace with somebody as talkative as the blue paladin), but Keith could hold his tongue no longer. Panicking, Keith reached out as if to stop Lance from pressing the "call" button. "Wait, Lance, NO-!" *ring* *ring* *ring* A dark blush exploded across Keith's face as Lance's muffled yet still terribly audible ringtone suddenly emanated from his belly. He knew that the other paladins already knew about his arrangement with Lance, but it was still embarrassing to have Hunk sitting right there when the evidence that practically screamed "I ate Lance for breakfast" was made obvious. Keith awkwardly cleared his throat, trying to ignore the stares he was receiving from his two teammates. Hunk's was humored while Lance's was mortified. Understandable expressions, considering. "You, uh, left your... um, your phone-" He stumbled over his words for a minute, trying not to die of embarrassment. "You left your phone in my... room," he eventually settled on, despite all three of them knowing where Lance had really left the device. "If you want it back, uh..." Eloquent, Keith, eloquent. "Uhh, yeah. Whenever you're ready to, uh, collect your phone, just-" "Right. Yeah, I'll be there," Lance nodded awkwardly, blushing nearly as much as Keith was. He fell silent for a moment, then made eye contact and said, seriously, "Don't pass it." Keith choked on air. "I wasn't planning to!" Hunk rolled onto the floor with laugher and Keith groaned. When Lance wasn't a stomach ache, he was a headache. "Just-" Keith hesitated, biting his lip, but one look at Hunk (who was still doubled over on the floor) was enough to let him know that the yellow paladin wasn't really listening anymore and he was safe to say whatever embarrassing truths he wanted to. "Come get it soon, please. You left 'vibrate' on, and it feels really... ugh." At any rate, it was nowhere near as nice of a massage as Lance's squirming was. Live prey was far better than an electronic device, especially when Lance gave him those belly rubs from inside. Yeah, those were to-die-for. Keith was still (overall) embarrassed, but he supposed that if any good had come from this phone fiasco, it was that Lance would be revisiting his digestive system sooner than expected. Breakfast and dinner? It felt like a dream. Maybe, Keith decided, Lance leaving his phone behind wasn't so bad after all.

[gonekiki]

Lactose Intolerant Preds

Anyone else love the idea of lactose intolerant preds? Just imagine Muse A swallowing Muse B for dinner and washing him down with a nice tall glass of milk. Yes, Muse A knows he's lactose intolerant, but he can't help himself. Dairy is just too delicious. Muse B, from inside the stomach, just rolls his eyes as the noisy gurgles/glorps/groans begin. There are always a few occasional gurgles or groans when Muse B finds himself spending the night in the other's gut, but this is next level. All night, the belly's noisy protestations continue, and Muse B loves every second of it. It's quite soothing, just like rainfall, and Muse B falls quickly asleep in the overly-gurgly stomach of Muse A. (Muse A isn't nearly as happy about his glass of milk now, in retrospect, but he is happy that at least Muse B is having a great time.

[gonekiki]

"Just Peachy"

I'm a HUGE sucker for vore puns, and I just really want to write a story where a pred swallows down their prey while the prey is upset with them, as a way to force the prey to listen to their side of things. Of course, just because they're in the middle of a little disagreement, that doesn't mean the pred has stopped caring about the prey and they gently ask, "You okay down there?" one they feel the prey splash into their stomach. The prey, irked both from the argument and their situation, notices the goopy remains of a peach the pred ate earlier and mutters out a dry and deadpan, "Just peachy." to which the pred bursts into laughter. The prey, of course, loves how it feels in the stomach when laughter shakes it and rumbles around them, and (although they try their best not to let it) the feeling puts them in a good mood. Meanwhile, the pred is in a lot better of a mood too—laughter always makes them happier. The pred hadn't even started trying to reason with the prey and explain their side of the argument yet but *already* the mood has improved, all thanks to the fed-up pun that the prey made.

[marshimelli-deactivated20221118]

Oops, I made another self indulgent comic~ this time, it's one of Tyro and Ashton's first times doin the VORE

And, maybe he got just a little too into it.

[novorehere]

A good scenario:

Characters A and B are in a vore-relationship, but it’s still kind of on the down-low. It’s getting to the point where the rest of their group kinda know about it, but don’t really ask any questions. One day, character C walks in, and sees character A sprawled out on the couch with one hand on their stomach. “Have you seen B?” They ask. Character A is startled, belching suddenly and revealing a slightly distended belly. Their face is beet red, and they don’t say a word. “Nevermind,” C says. “I’ll come back later...”

[gonekiki]

A good scenario Indeed

[madmorsel]

Feeling like a sad sack, and I’m just imagining being gently picked up by a giant, having my hair brushed away from my eyes, maybe have a finger caress my cheek, and then they swallow me down and I’m allowed to disappear from the world for a bit because things can be too much sometimes, you know?

[gonekiki]

@novorehere why are you such a mood

[trashavore]

Quicc sketch

[methylphenidate-already-taken]

I just desperately want to be cradled in the belly of a loved one. Swaying gently as they walk through the day. Feel the absent minded pressure of their hand against me. I want to hear their breath hitch when they’re excited for something, and feel the newfound pep in their step. I want to feel them settle into a task and let their bodily functions be the only stimulus to my senses. And when the day Is done I want to be sung to and feel the vibrations go right through me.

[sneky-snak-deactivated20230413]

Cole found you in the middle of one of his nightly strolls. He’ll only keep you for awhile. (three art posts in one day??)

[whyamilikethiswhat]

Testing some internals!

[princess-of-shame]

Long time no sin.

[kinguddateeth]

This is super self indulgent lol

[anonymalanonyme]

I,,, love that maw...

[lightbulbcactus-deactivated2025]

The pure joy firing in my body as I dangle a tiny over my open mouth is the most unbeatable feeling. I think any other giant pred can agree.

Shear anticipation as they struggle in the air. I close my eyes before letting go, only focusing on the confinds of my mouth and nothing else. Then having the tiny land on my tongue, bouncing maybe once or twice before turning still inside my mouth. And with one swift twitch of my tongue I toss the tiny to the back of my mouth and swallow him whole. I sit up straight and lean against the wall, my stomach stretching through my shirt just enough for the shirt to tighten around my gut. A few seconds passed before my stomach let out a long stretched growl announcing the arrival of the tiny within my belly. I rubbed and massaged my stomach as I listened to my stomach have fun with the little snack.

[extra-puff-mallow-fluff]

Similar sized vore where the prey can feel the tug of the pred’s throat with each gulp. Feeling as more of their body is squeezed by undulating flesh. Tasting whatever part brushes past their tongue.  Hearing each labored swallow. The gasping satisfied sigh of the pred once their throat has finally over taken every part of them.  The cramp passage of their throat giving way to a still very snug belly. 

Size difference vore where the prey is swished and tossed around the pred’s mouth. Played with. Tasted. Until the pred has savored all that they’ve wanted. Its an effortless swallow. One pronounced gulp that echos around the prey. Just sliding down with excess saliva. For all the overwhelming turmoil the prey is going through, they are barely a lump down the pred’s throat, which quickly disappears down their chest.  Plummeting into the pred’s fervent depths. 

[lonely-void-flower]

First porn bots, now bots that bait you to a virus infested website.

Ive already gotten 2 of them.

If you guys get a random message like this

Or similar, DO NOT go to what ever the link tells you to, its a trap and YOU WILL regret it.

[perfectshadow06]

BOOST!! ÒAÓ

[yunayin35]

BOOST!!!! I just got one of these!!!!! ;;;;;A;;;;;

[lidrens]

BOOST this shit is real even my SIDEBLOGS followed by nobody got it so don't think if you're unpopular you are safe

[ironwoman359]

I got a few of those too, they're a recent scam. Be on the lookout!

[ask-dr-sylvester-ashling]

B.P.: Haven’t gotten one yet but just to be safe

[birbshame-deactivated20210606]

What if Birby ate you... jkjk.. Unless??

probably ate more smols in the process

[thefanciestborrower]

Just Relax and Imagine

You’re curled up somewhere soft and so very warm, sealed away from the outside world by complete darkness. Or perhaps, almost complete. Maybe there’s a soft red glow coming from the outer wall as your host basks in the sun. The slick rippled walls pulse gently around you in time with the ever present heartbeat and calm relaxed breaths. Your breathing eventually slows to match. Everything is calm, relaxed, and oh so safe. The fluids pooled under and around you might smell a little odd, but they’re harmless. Almost akin to a thick warm bath. Only much more organic and alive. It’s quite humbling in all respects, but at the same time there’s no place else you’d rather be. The walls press in as your host gently rubs at you. Perhaps they’re checking to make sure you’re okay, or simply enjoying your warm filling weight. Whatever the case, it’s a friendly and welcome gesture. A reminder that you’re not food despite your location. No, you’re much more than that. Tucked away deep inside the core of their very being, you remain a reminder of a deep and profound friendship. And…perhaps more.

[gonekiki]

Awww, this is sweet!