We didn't ask to be here.

Indie Bayverse William Lennox. Read rules before interacting. Semi-selective. Written by Atohi.

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me: lennox is too cool to be startled by being yelled at by rank 

also me, when someone yells at me with the word captain attached: [FEAR]

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lovedefiant​:

“I would never call your ex-wife, that would be super creepy and invasive. I can use your ranking instead.”

“Joke’s on you, I’m too cool to be intimidated by somebody calling me by rank.”

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lovedefiant​:

“That was just your first name. A warning, if you will. Your full name shall be heard when it’s too late for warnings.”

“You don’t even know my middle name. What’re you gonna do, call my ex-wife for my middle name? Or Epps?”

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“oh, are we bullying Lo again?”

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“William.”

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“Damn, you didn’t have to pull out the full name.”

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“oh, are we bullying Lo again?”

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He’s got his space heater going full blast in his office. Finally, some damn warmth.

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So what's it like working with giant robots and superheroes when they do this shit

“I’d sell my soul for a normal fucking conversation.”

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ifthearmorfits​:

“I don’t think that’s possible besides.. would the snow not melt from such an action?”

“....not.....not like that.”

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“Man, FUCK snow.”

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“Dude, what did I ever do to you?”

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“Lo, sweetie, I’m going to fight you .”

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“Man, FUCK snow.”

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“siri, what is a thembo?”

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forbittenfruiit​:

“Wait until October, that’s when I break out the really nice waistcoats.”

“I’m gonna be underdressed.”

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“If this isn’t peak sexy I’m scared to know what is.”

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forbittenfruiit​:

“She’s honestly not the worst I’ve ever dealt with.” He took a sip of his and hummed, sitting back in his seat. “I will be having her work to compensate for that window at risk of losing tree-climbing privileges, but after 300 years, the only difference between her and other stupid teenagers is her capacity to follow through on terrible ideas.”

“Kid’s got genius-level IQ, still has the worst ideas. I’m not sure if I should be more scared of her brain or the fact she never, y’know, uses it.” He’s sipping at his drink now, but sets it down to rub at his eyes. “If Annabelle starts doing this, I think I’m entitled to crying for several hours on end.”

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forbittenfruiit​:

“Way ahead of you, mate.” Pouring two glasses of the strong stuff, one which is actual alcohol and the other is… vodka? Water?

Water, with a single drop of red so vibrant it looks fake. “This one’s for me. Diluted demigod blood, willfully donated by a friend with a wicked sense of humor. Cheers.”

“I love you so much right now.” He’s draining most of it in one go, hardly flinching. “Lo’s not allowed to dump Kayla on us again.”

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“Al, where the FUCK is the booze?”

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“I vote that the universe stop giving children and young adults superpowers. Give it to older adults who have their shit together. Juggling a job, heroing, and school? Yikes.”