recovering scene queen

[sappy-little-trees]

When you reach That Point after hours of socializing

[genebelcher]

I think the bigger question is do aliens believe in themselves?

[tamper]

[bob-belcher]

[clararockmoreeyes-deactivated20]

[genebelcher]

when you get into some deep shit, but you try to play it cool

[chaz]

why do homework when you could do me

[cumguzzler38]

tryna graduate

[local-graveyard]

[nevaehtyler]

Why aren’t we talking about this??!!

[destinyrush]

this is important!

[autohaste]

Jurassic World: Black Edition

Kids: Ma, can we go to Jurassic World?

Mom: You got Jurassic World money?

The End

[louises-belcher]

[reyofhouseskywalker-deactivated]

We don’t need a Frozen sequel, we need a sequel to The Princess and the Frog where Tiana and Naveen are human during the entire movie.

[just-shower-thoughts]

If a toy from Toy Story died, the kids wouldn’t know, and the other toys would have to watch the kids play with their corpses.

[doctopus]

i consider 50 first dates a horror story i dont want to wake up pregnant and find out i have 2 other kids with adam sandler

[amusementforme]

[dinuguan]

[iloveyourfeed]

[clitorous]

“Do I contradict myself? Very well, then I contradict myself, I am large, I contain multitudes.” -Walt Whitman