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steve buscemi appreciation blog

[unawakening-float07]

i need therapy

[unawakening-float07]

and beef teriyaki

[unawakening-float07]

maybe some head?

[thickness-protection-program]

[liberalsarecool]

End extreme funding for police.

[genderoutlaws]

Bi girls at Gay Pride | 1984

[greater-than-the-sword]

One time when I worked at the Dollar Tree a man came in with a little boy and he said to me, “This is my adopted son. He’s autistic.”

He told me this story. “When he got to be about 4 years old his mother realized he was growing up autistic and she didn’t want to raise him any more. So she drove out to the middle of nowhere and pulled over on the side of the highway and put him out of the car. On her way back in to town she was driving behind a van with a two story ladder tied on top. The ladder got loose and slid through her windshield, killing her instantly. They found her head in the backseat.”

I was like 😶 “your total is 13.95”

[malachte]

im obsessed with how this baby seal at an aquarium looks when its picked up

[maya-hawke]

CLUELESS (1995) dir. Amy Heckerling

[awwcutefuzzyanimals]

Just joined a gang

[doorsnail]

so is there an uncle histamine ?

[e-seal-deactivated20210319]

I think about “better make it hurt. better kill me in one shot” every day and i thought it was from an anime but no it’s from this joker

[onlytwitterpics]

[testektalalkozasa]

[thebootydiaries]

Me: Where are the owls? WHERE ARE THE OWLS?

Hooters Waitress: Please sir, you're causing a fuss and disturbing the other customers-

Me: *banging my hands rhythmically on the table* WHERE-ARE-THE-OWLS? WHERE-ARE-THE-OWLS? WHERE ARE THE OWLS?

[cheaphalloweencostume]

I’m getting Taco Bell and the speaker screen is just a windows login page for “Hyperactive Bob”

[juneflowerautumn]

What I wouldn’t give to be just a little bioluminescent...

[memewhore]

[purplequay]

its fun to draw cats when you dont know cat anatomy 

[halfabouros]

They look normal to me

[cromchychipdip]

1. Draw something somewhat oval-shaped.

2. Add legs/tail (optional)

3. Add ears/big eyes

4. You done it

[purplequay]

iiim cdykng because this is literaly how i did it sto p

[distantvoices]

By Marius Uhlig For COS February 2020