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[gonorrheapizzeria]

looking at old posts and reading them i just sit there like, DAMN I WAS A WHINY BITCH

[gonorrheapizzeria]

Doing this now probably 10 years later 😂

[crowclubkaz]

[welovewaves]

By KIDMOGRAPH 

[just-shower-thoughts]

Seeing someone with thick facial hair who you’re used to seeing clean shaven is a bit surreal but not too bad. Seeing someone clean shaven who you’re used to seeing with thick facial hair is absolutely horrifying.

[meohmymia]

Now that I am a mature 1 and a half year old corgi, I feel like I can be a guide for the younger corgis out there like Waddles! I met @waddles.littleloaf the other day at the park and I tired to impart some of my wisdom on him like how be adorable and pose for the camera. I hope he can use this valuable information in the future to get more pats and treaties from the hoomans, so far I think he’s a pro 😝

[dinobot]

if i start talking to you about really stupid shit and im not trying to look intellegent anymore that means youve done it. obtained true trust levels. god tier friendship. 

[actionables]

life imitates art and vice versa

[aboundlesswombofcultivations]

The reason it reminds you of a Renaissance paintings is because of how the people’s gestures and gazes direct your eye between each other and ultimately toward the central motif of the Beib getting choked.

[noodledog]

It’s also the colour scheme and the lighting. The deep red and the pale greens, the lighting so dark that some figures are obscured but the others stand out with brighter lighting. Even the circular pattern in the back references halos or other decorative features meant to draw attention. 10/10 good Renaissance art.

And I enjoy the subject matter too.

[whatistimeeven]

And some of the hoodies and T shirts look like robes at first glance…?

[bibliofilariidae]

Malone, Post, and Justin Bieber. ‘Judas Gets His Ass Beat in the Club as Jesus Laughs.’ 2016. Phone Camera. Tumblr, The Club.

[cheaphalloweencostume]

me: I should do laundry

my brain: you should die

me: touché

[worstdril]

[esichovequechova]

[one-in-lemillion]

The lack of sound is… unsettling. It forces you to take in the absolute chaos for what it is.

[umbronydraws-deactivated2024050]

you better watch out 🎅 you better watch out 🎅 you better watch out 🎅 you better watch out 🎅 you bETTER WATCH OUT 🎅 YOU BETTER WATCH OUT 🎅 YOU BETTER WATCH OUT 🎅 YOU BETTER WATCH OUT 🎅

[mediokurrr-deactivated20200405]

[jehovahhthickness]

[pigonaphone]

The biggest dick energy

[thetyrannosaur]

Fucking nuked from orbit

[kingkumaaa]

When the whole party is down but your bard is up

[maliciousindungeon]

jack had absolutely no right to go this hard

[armenains-archive-deactivated20]

[sketchypuppos-sketches-deactiva]

it’s 1am. reblog crab dance

[poryqon]

WOOOO

[emperorozark]

[everythingfox]

This is so dramatic

[spideyytorch]

Thats so fucking badass

[melonmemes]