No Mourners, No Funerals

sarah // 28 // queer af

[fhauly]

repeat after me: i am a sexy bitch and no one ruins my 2014

[heirtocragflame]

I am a sexy bitch and no one ruins my 2014

[whentommymetalfie]

Tommy retiring with his sugar daddy in Margate

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Okay so bear with me here

I take very little of the credit here, this was inspired a post by @capameetsthesun​ , and the idea is basically: Tommy retires in Margate with Alfie and watches from afar as Michael just fucks everything up. A concept which I love. And I got this silly idea of Michael calling in an absolute panic and Tommy giving zero fucks, and I couldn’t help myself. 

These are also important facts about that good Margate life: 

1, Tommy’s got a silk robe that Alfie most definitely bought him. 

2, Tommy lounges around in said silk robe, living his best life and getting dicked down on a regular basis

3, He just barely changed his mind (or flinched) out on that field and now has a head scar to match Alfie’s. 

4. Hair is floppy and luscious because that’s what relaxing times by the sea and lots of time in bed with Alfie Solomons does to you

[sioboi]

red

[madeleineengland]

They are even better 🌒

[ministarfruit]

the dragonslayer was my friend

[cruisified]

Beef - 2.02 | A New Starting Point for Further Desires

[ruinedchildhood]

[cloudyyink]

Thank you rendering gods

[t0rn-h3artz]

Alternative Tamsy⁉️

Punk, emo, goth Tamsy has me going FERAL I couldn’t hold back

Y’all WILL see more of alt Tams cuz this is my new favorite thing to draw 😋

I’m also itching to draw Tamsy’s fit from the recent merch drop so I might do that 👀

[trashyshrew]

[tomhoppusdelonge]

I be running my fingers through my bush pondering ancient wisdoms

[mynorthernattitude]

"listen to your body"

my body: go get a cinnamon roll the size of a tire

[pokemon]

What’s Your Favorite?

[big8cola]

great trope

[hannibal-lecters-cock]

obsessed with the fact that hannibal is technically a horror show but half the fandom watches it like it’s a slowburn romcom with occasional cannibalism

[oldbutchdanielmolloy]

has anybody heard of writing / knows anything about how to do it

[pouringoutmythoyghtsbefore1drown]

Can you guys tell I miss the heart pirates?