I'm a Goober!

I like lot's of things | Cringe, but free! | They/He

[luna-azzurra]

The two wolves inside every writer: "this is genuinely the best thing i have ever written. i am gifted. i am changed. this paragraph alone justifies my entire existence on this planet." and then five minutes later, same paragraph: "who wrote this. who allowed this. this reads like a golden retriever trying to describe grief. i need to lie down and reconsider everything." both wolves are always wrong. the paragraph is fine. you need a snack.

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

Why do they play this so fast live

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

there’s still idiots in my inbox asking if m this is real— yes it is.

[cherryhatter-deactivated2015072]

KICK THE CAN!

Let’s play the biggest game of kick the can on the internet.

To kick the can, reblog it. I wanna see how long this can go on for.

[visibun]

the oldest reblogs for this post that i can find are from january 2nd of 2013. this can has been getting kicked around tumblr for almost 13½ years now

[drtanner]

And yet somehow this is my first time kicking it!

[hotvampireadjacent]

[cannibalchicken]

[werewolfweed]

this image made me so sad I had to clean him and give him a hot cocoa

[guooey]

[guooey]

collection 

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

[dogpuppy]

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

[kronicfairie-deactivated2026040]

[twistcmyk]

no, i do not have cameras in your home (yet)

[raylangivins]

[thadymiller]

Text: congrats on the failure babe, most people don't even try

[calvinandhobbescomic]

[justadreaminghufflepuff]

This comic is genuinely how I remember which is which.

[catchymemes]

[catchymemes]

[catchymemes]

[shencomix]