a second tony has hit the tiger

Jeb // 25 years old. icon by mini-uzzy

[yeehawkins]

mewstashio -> yeehawkins

now with that out of the way, here's some real basic about me stuff! and a more in-depth one if you want

you can call me Jeb, i'm 25, they/them, and this is my main blog in which i reblog many a memes

buy something from my mercari?

warning, cringe*: @delta-magnetic (music sideblog!)

*if you are also a music blog then tis not cringe (i am simply ✨insecure✨ about my interests lol). also if you're here to follow me because i've been liking some of your posts (and you aren't also wanting completely unorganized, non-music related shitposting), go follow there instead!

TWRP/NSP/Grumps sideblog: @9-ball-island

[dogpuppy]

[dorothylarouge]

[pixopix]

🏳️‍🌈 Pride Emoji Kitchen Dividers 🏳️‍🌈

Please credit @pixopix, likes and reblogs are appreciated!

[animentality]

[amazoogle]

it's Tuesday all day today and there's no known way to prevent this

[thememedaddy]

[bsaka7]

the football analysis we all need

[sorta-spaced-out]

June 15 is the anniversary of both the Night Vale and Gravity Falls pilots, as well as Vanessa Doofenshmirtz’s birthday and “give it up for day 15” day

[sorta-spaced-out]

[wonderlustbastard]

happy birthday to the only things ever

[nb-nightwing-deactivated2022111]

And love händel reunion day and Linda and Lawrence’s anniversary

[bees-buzzy-blog]

Hey.

[broadwaytheanimatedseries]

The most day ever

[phineas-and-ferb-heritage-posts]

phineas and ferb heritage post

[memewhore]

[ihavenohotcocoa]

babe are you okay you reblogged got that fog in me 11 times

[catgirlanarchist]

wait, i did? i don't remember doing that...

[schrodingersdrone]

[kalyayev-deactivated20180228]

Never talk to me or my 42 trees again

[jumpingjacktrash]

it amuses me to see people being surprised/impressed/amused by this setup, because it’s extremely common on the plains. if you don’t plant a windbreak, your heating and cooling bills are huge, and storms do things like throw the lawnmower through the living room window, take the roof off, or cake the entire north side of the house with six inches of solid ice.

evergreens remain bendy even in the coldest weather, so – wait, no, not the coldest. i remember when i was a kid it got down to like -45 and the norway pines around my house were cracking like gunshots as the sap froze.

maples, incidentally, make that noise around -20f, and i hear it at least once every winter here in southern minnesota. but i only ever heard norway pines make it that one time.

so anyway that’s why we plant pine trees around our houses. because otherwise the wind would freaking kill us.

[cameoappearance]

This is informative and perfectly sensible under the circumstances but I also cannot resist the temptation to compare it to planting stuff all around the boundary of your lot in The Sims

[hmmm-official]

hmmm

[tinsnip]

That’s a tarot card

[modmad]

[kayvsworld]

my body, tearfully: when sleep???

me: my dude we just woke up!! It’s time for wakefulness and doing things and Productivity

my body, weeping: but???? when sleep?????

[rizaoftheowls]

me: okay, finally now is sleep

my body: no. wrong.

[pukicho]

Whats wrong, you barely touched your pellets

[mosscaller]

I need a mix of wet and dry food.

[pukicho]

What the fuck. You talk?

[kurrisol]

captain clarky

[scribeherself]

I think one of the gentlest things in the world is when a friend just gets your weird little brain. like you say half a sentence and they finish it. you reference something incredibly niche from seven years ago and they’re already nodding. they understand your strange vocabulary for emotions that don’t have real words yet. it’s being seen and known and still loved. maybe especially because you’re known. god. what a gift.

[communistkenobi]

people are living in fantasy worlds we can’t even begin to imagine

[communistkenobi]

people are living in fantasy worlds where america is the only country with anti-vaxxers