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i BEG you to post the scarian divorce fic on ao3 i was literally cry-laughing at it at points

The fic masterpost I have been failing to do for several months now:

The Divorce of the Century - Comedy courtroom divorce drama (scarian)

THE BIOCURIOSITY FILES - Lab AU where Bdubs breaks all his fellow creatures out of a scientific testing facility, comedy/adventure (Bdubs dating everyone)

THE H.T.G.Y. FILES - Lab AU where Cub breaks Scar out of the same testing lab, adventure (Convex kinda but can be read as platonic)

Dead Heat - Comedy Great British Bakeoff AU (scarian, ethubs)

The Government Institute for Ghost Supervision - GIGS phasmaphobia, comedy (no ships)

Oh and the Grand Unified Scarian Theory for a meta story of how Hermitcraft canon details since s6 can be woven into a solid headcanon of these two (fictional) characters dating. Not because it's true, but because narrative is fun!

#thank you for prompting me to do this!#turns out my entire fic output is 80% jokes 15% explosions 5% people failing to date #no one is surprised

vexcathedral

appystruda

GIGGS DND THE BELOVED IS RETURNING TOMORROW

appystruda

The post!

cheerioskid

Sheriff on the Run!💰

My piece for @falsesymmetryzine in collaboration with @saltyhalaman !! (salty's piece here)

Check out the False Zine here! v

FalseZine is a fanzine inspired by Minecraft Youtuber and streamer FalseSymmetry

jamtamart

used hermit a day may as an opportunity to redraw the banner from the hermitcraft website ^^ it was a really fun challenge

the official banner for comparison :} and a closer look at everyone below !! vvv

tillydouspart

We briefly make eye contact in the GIGGS DND waiting room.

lots of people in this room honestly ✊

dreemmachine

just my humble attempt at raging against the machine

dreemmachine

i made a follow up! if this blows up, pls remember it is illegal to be mean to me. and i am a small artist you can give money to btw ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

the physical media depicted: lucky leaves by krill, worry by jeff rosenstock, self titled by babytooth. i love to tiny doodle album covers :)

#Deezer is actively anti-ai and won’t recommend you ai shit #can’t speak to the free version but paid Deezer feels identical to paid Spotify in UI #my playlist import was seamless

tillydouspart

my favorite scott self sacrifice is his secret life final one because he is So methodical about it. gem you need to kill me let me take off all my armor and also keep inventory is on so let me give you this and this and that as well so that it doesn't get lost, and now Go. and then gem loses her last teammate and is left all on her own, without any time to process what just happened. absolute cinema. he's done this a million times and he can see their best course of action so clearly, but this is her very first time! she's never had to do this before! and she's gonna have to do it alone.

noutise

eviltoucherguy

jellie bellie

vexcraft

cub and jevin pranked scar (with guardians and stuff) and tried to come up with some witty joke to leave for him but ended up putting this instead

might be the sweetest sounding vaguely threatening welcome message i've seen

noithbat

I don’t know why I draw this

alibraryperson

Hermit a day Day 18 Alternative universe.

(I don't know if someone made a Wonderland AU, it's just Joel as a mad hatter and Gem as Alice. They having a tea party with horse shaped pie, horse shaped cookies with some horseflies flying in the garden.)