Happy Then. Happy AND Healthy Now. -100 Lbs

On a journey to be healthy while loving my body at the same time. Alien conspiracies, sweatpant dick, and my own reflection make me horny. And cats are pretty cool. Chubby, Healthy, and Fabulous. Instagram: dora.monica

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“Love is like breathing, you take it in and let it out.”

— Wally Lamb

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it’s never too late to start again. 5pm on a thursday can be your new monday. you don’t have to wait until the new year to better yourself. time is an illusion, don’t forget that. just because you woke up at 1pm, it doesn’t mean you messed your whole day up and that you can’t turn the mood around. it’s never too late to start again!!!!!

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love is good for your skin

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if your toilet bowl is filling up with water and is about to overflow (or is already):

take the lid off the tank

hold up the floating device. it’s usually a rubber ball on the end of a stick.

if you’re not sure which part to lift, gently lift up various things until you find the one that stops the water.

you will not need get your hand wet bc the part you’re looking for is usually at the highest point!!

the toilet bowl should immediately stop filling!

PS: toilet tank water is the same water that comes from your sink faucets so please don’t panic if it gets on you

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this post is plumber-approved

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Take your time and don’t worry about getting lost. You’ll find me. Up there, a finger and two dots away.

A Finger, Two Dots, Then Me by Derrick Brown (via ginger-cryptid)

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Far too many people are looking for the right person, instead of trying to be the right person.

Gloria Steinem (via wordsnquotes)

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Its hard to brag about being a paid model for a new company when they hired my older brother and he does a better job but I’m going to brag anyway. Feed me and tell me I’m pretty and also go follow @thetypesetco 🦄🦄🦄 #paidmodel #hireme #thetypesetco #wordnerd #spellinstyle

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First best is falling in love. Second best is being in love. Least best is falling out of love. But any of it is better than never having been in love.

Maya Angelou (via wordsnquotes)

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I’m so close to 100 pounds lost! 😆

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IVE LOST 130 POUNDS SO FAR AND ITS BEEN AN AWESOME PROGRESSION AND IM NOT DONE YET.

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Utica, Mississippi

1880

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