GoodBoyShaneHollander

It's all fun and games until someone encourages you to create a side blog. 🔞 MDNI - Horny shit posting - send requests but I never promise anything - This is all for fun and giggles, OOC guaranteed

[goodboyshanehollander]

@goodboyilyarozanov and @goodboylucahaas made me do this.

Edit: Okay real talk: This is one of three side blogs that belong together - The Holy Trinity of Haasollanov/Hollanovaas.

You will find here unhinged horny postings, which are very possibly often OOC and I couldn't care less, because this is all just for fun and giggles and to get you confess that I made you feel something.

Every now and then some romantic shit show will interrupt the timeline. I'm not sorry.

AO3

Minors do not interact, yada yada, I'm not your parent but stay away from here.

Everyone else feel free to send headcanons or request for shorts to fill this blog.

Feel free to use my headcanons as inspiration but please give a shoutout, so I can see and read it. <3

PSA: If you're still having references to HP in your profile or the first posts I see on your blog are HP related, I will block you. It's fucking 2026 and you're still interacting/showcasing/promoting something that's unfortunately inevitably tied to transphobia due to it's creator.

I will not discuss this. Trans lives are more important than HP and my headcanons are not for you to enjoy.

[goodboylucahaas]

I have a headcanon I don't think I'll be able to actually write into a whole fanfiction but I'd love to read it. This was supposed to be an ask for @prettyboyilyarozanov but it turned out so long that I posted it instead.

Luca loves being the good boy but occasionally he's a brat. And Ilya and Shane wouldn't want him any other way bc his behaviour is also a reflection of his needs and so they can read him like a book.

Good boy Luca is a literal sucker for the collar and the praise, brat Luca is in for degradation and spanks.

But what if Luca is sending mixed signals? One minute he's such a good boy and the other he's a chirping brat from hell. The whole day he's in a weird mood and nothing really fits just one direction.

And sure, they could talk about it like grown adults who are in a relationship should be able to or... or they could fuck about it. They pick 'or'.

But Luca is uncommonly rigid when Ilya pulls out the collar and hes almost shying away at the prospect of getting gagged.

In the end it works out, when they go the mixed path on him. He gets to wear his favourite collar and instead of a gag he's got Shane's cock in his throat, not even blowing him, but keeping him shut.

Ilya will spank him and open him up, while Shane tells him what a good boy he is. So good for taking every hit. That he was such a cute brat but now he's a good boy, owning up to it.

And Luca will take everything but his brain is buzzing because he gets the spanks but is called a good boy and he's got Shane so deep inside and can feel him move in his throat with ever hit Ilya places on his ass cheeks. And the sting and the burn feel so good and the warmth from it spreads to his cock, it's throbbing and he is overwhelmed bc everything feels wrong and right and good, so good.

He's whimpering and his eyes already glisten which makes Shane even more excited and Luca could swear the cock in his throat got bigger.

Then Ilya sinks himself into Luca and his cry is muffled by Shane's dick and then Ilya digs his fingers into the red skin, he spanked for so long and Luca feels like dying the sweetest death. The tears start falling, Shane starts moving, matches Ilya's rhythm and they roughly fuck Luca and tell him that's exactly what a good boy gets when he acts bratty and then they praise him again for taking their cocks so well and Luca can only moan and cry around Shane's dick.

He comes before Ilya and Shane are done, getting fucked through his orgasm until both empty themselves deep inside of him and Ilya finishes with one last firm clap on his cheeks and Shane praises him again for being the best puppy.

[prettyboyilyarozanov]

good morning i’m thinking of shane dropping to his knees like a sack of flour for ilya & luca and only that

[goodboyshanehollander]

The week's been long, the day was stressfull, Shane just wants to unwind. As soon as the door is closed behind them, he drops on all fours and starts to mouth Ilya's dick even before he's fully out of the pants.

"Need you both." is all he says before he crawls to Luca and starts to suck him off. He's offering his back to Ilya, already fingering himself open.

In the end Luca's pressed against the door, Shane's moving his head together with Ilya's rough rhythm and moans and groans around Luca's cock while Ilya gives his all to trust as deep and hard into Shane as possible, gripping his hips so tight he he leaves bruises.

[goodboyilyarozanov]

I know it's hard to believe, but @prettyboyilyarozanov and I can create the sweetest shit, when it comes to Luca Haas.

Prompted by the pic under the cut, we present to you cuteness aggressions and soft times.

Sometimes Luca's locks form a heart on his forehead and when this happens Shane and Ilya get cuteness aggressions and plaster his face with little kisses. (Maybe Shane bites him a bit in the neck but it's very casual and not as excessive as usual.)

Luca never sees it coming and is surprised every single time; doesn't know what hit him. He blushes and giggles, maybe even squeals a bit when he's 'under attack', but he always enjoys the sudden outburst of affection.

They never tell Luca what makes them lose their minds like that but whenever it happens, he gets all the cuddles and sweet kisses and the time spent together is extra cutesy.

Though the next day Ilya will rail Luca into the mattress, while he's blowing Shane. They make sure that this stupid

adorable cute heart will be gone and after hours of getting fucked Luca is spent, blissed out and sex drunk, his wet hair completely messed up, without a trace of the heart-shaped locks.

Mission accomplished... until Ilya wakes up the next morning and looks at Shane and Luca, both fast asleep, Luca's hair dried and his locks back in that irresistible heart again. Ilya chuckles and gives Luca the softest forehead kiss. He stirs a little in his sleep but doesn't wake up, snuggles himself closer to Ilya.

Shane and Ilya both have a designated photo album in their phones and send each other pics of Luca with his heart locks whenever they catch them. They can't help but find it the cutest thing ever. Just as cute as Luca being oblivious to it. They only ever share the pictures with each other, some things are just for them and adorable heart-shaped Luca hair is one of those things.

One day in the locker room before practice a team member notice the shape Luca's hair formed that day and makes a comment about it. Ilya and Shane chirp him into the ground. The heart locks are never mentioned again in the team. Thankfully Luca didn't hear what the player said and so it remains a mystery to him why his men sometimes turn into these lovesick versions of themselves, even more affectionate than he's used to.

Fancast Will Smith, found here.

[goodboyilyarozanov]

Sometimes it's way too quiet in the Haasollanov household. Those times gotten rarer over the years but they still occur.

When Shane feels like the world's too much and his brain won't stop racing until he can't articulate himself anymore.

When Luca feels the pressure to live up to his own expectation weighing in on him so much that his anxiety is set free.

When Ilya's own thoughts get the best of him and everything turns dark inside.

They get through it every single time.

Shane gets his space to breathe, darkened room, AC set too cold for comfort but just right for him. Ilya and Luca will only write messages on their phones to keep it quiet and they stay at arms length for when Shane can tolerate and demand physical touch again.

Luca gets his headphones on with rain and thunderstorm sounds, keeping his brain just busy enough that it can't spiral anymore. Hot chocolate and comfy blankets on the couch. Firm hugs and cuddles from Shane and Ilya, whenever he just so much as tilts his heads.

Ilya gets the soft presence of Shane and Luca. Low voices, tender fingertips and gentle lips, never leaving him completely alone.

[goodboyshanehollander]

Ugh, didn't think I have to make this post on these side blogs but obviously I do and I will edit in my pinned post accordingly.

If you're still having references to HP in your profile or the first posts I see on your blog are HP related, I will block you. It's fucking 2026 and you're still interacting/showcasing/promoting something that's unfortunately inevitably tied to transphobia due to it's creator.

I will not discuss this. Trans lives are more important than HP and my headcanons are not for you to enjoy.

[goodboyilyarozanov]

Ilya and Shane love Luca's smile so much it's borderline ridiculous. They get cuteness aggressions and their hearts feel like exploding any minute if he genuinely smiles out of happiness or content.

Of course they wipe it off his face in bed. He enjoys the burn and multileveled pain they provide him and he's pretty when he cries. It's a win/win for all of them.

But outside of the bedroom? Better believe that they protect his smile at all costs. They make sure he knows how much they love him, how much he makes them feel loved and if anyone dares to make him upset, they better prepare for the wrath of the hockey husbands. They don't play about their puppy.

[prettyboyilyarozanov]

I hope you're feeling better and that you're Dad is alright now. Let this one rot in you inbox until you're well enough to reply. <3

Shane and Luca had a fight. It wasn't even something major, basically ridiculous, but both can be stubborn and decided to not speak with each other.

Ilya tried to reason with them but neither was willing to give in and the mood isn't good.

Simultaneously both miss the company and touch of each other because let's face it, after they became a trio neither of them liked to stay away from the other two for long bc they crave each other's touch and presence.

When Ilya cuddles on the couch with Shane, while watching a movie, Luca would sit apart from them. When Luca has his hands under Ilya's shirt while he's making breakfast Shane won't eat. This goes on for two days and Ilya has had enough of this bullshit.

He sets up a new rule. Both aren't allowed to come, until the other one gets them off.

Now it's a competition they don't want to lose and they try sabotage each other. Neither of them will offer to get the other off, of course. But they want it both so badly, too.

They walk around in the outfits they know the other loves most, talk dirty to Ilya all the time and are just insufferable just to get a reaction out of the other, to make him speak up first, to beg for anything to me him come. Luca even twists his nipples in the clamps so hard just to himself all teary eyed because he knows Shane usually can't resist that sight.

But if stubbornness had a picture in the dictionary, it would be the faces of Luca and Shane.

After some time both are constantly so hard that even cold showers and boring tax thoughts can't help anymore.

It ends a few days later when they - still without speaking to each other - come to a silent agreement, that they can't take it anymore. They angrily jerk each other off at the same time, bc everything would risk one of them "winning". It's one of the most intense orgasms both experienced in a while. After that they finally say "I'm sorry" and start laughing their asses off.

*GBIR*

OMG I LOVE THIS THOOOO

the concept of them fighting is so sad but also so cute. like just imagine an angry kitten and an angry puppy, squabbling and not getting along. they love to give each other shit and be little shits and Ilya is just eating it up. they’re turning each other on like crazy and when they finally come together, it’s crazy. luca has an angry face on as he’s jerking off shane and curses in german and shane looks like an angry kitten. they cum all over each other. Ilya is taking pictures of them laughing and covered in cum, relishing in it, loving how good it is to have them getting along again

[goodboyilyarozanov]

Daddy doesn't want them kids fighting so he teaches them a lesson. 😏 (And the fact that this sentence icked me so much, tells you enough of what I actually think of their power dynamics.)

[goodboyshanehollander]

CNC combined with forced intox is so dear to me. Shane who is a prisoner of his own brain tells Ilya and Luca he wants to get dragged out of his thoughts but without the knowledge of it happening, without the nagging thoughts in the back of his head what could go wrong if he drinks too much.

Ilya promises him to think about it and then... does nothing. For weeks Shane is hyper aware of his surroundings until he eventually starts to forget about it. Ilya said he would think about it but never confirmed and obviously he forgot.

That's when Ilya strikes. At one party with the Cens he exclusively orders cocktails for Shane and let the bartender mix in more alcohol.

When Shane realises after his third cocktail that's he's tipsy, it's already too late and the beginning panic is easily drowned when Ilya kisses him with a mouth full of vodka.

Another shot kiss and 10 minutes later Shane is full ass drunk. Ilya types a message for Luca and gets Shane home with a cab. At home Luca hands Shane a glass of clear liquid. It takes Shane two gulps to notice it's not water. As he wants to put the glass down, Ilya takes over and makes him empty it. 5 minutes later Shane is wasted, unable to form full sentences and the words that leave his mouth are slurred up to incomprehensible gibberish.

It takes both, Luca and Ilya to get Shane to the bedroom and to undress him, his limbs all heavy and his cock already hard. The lay him down on the bed and start kissing his whole body. Luca blows him while Ilya preps Shane's hole, a bit rougher than needed. Shane is a moaning mess under their touches, needy and greedy and thrusting his hips uncoordinated upwards and winding himself under his men.

He comes the first time into Luca's mouth, groaning loud, much louder than he usually does.

Luca continues his blowjob on the softening cock while Ilya starts fucking Shane until he's hard again. Luca then starts to put little hickeys and bitemarks on Shane's body and Shane is loosing is, crying and screaming in pleasure. After a bit Luca fucks Shane's mouth in a rough rhythm, while Shane is crying around his cock and moving with the thrusts of Ilya.

He comes a second time hands free before Ilya and Luca are done. They fuck his holes until both come inside him and leave him whimpering and shivering cum leaking out of his ass and mouth.

Ilya will make sure to clean him up and Luca and him take shifts of sleeping and watching over Shane until he wakes up in the morning, relaxed and still empty brained, smiling and nuzzling himself closer against them.

[goodboyilyarozanov]

Wait, I have more.

Ilya was prepared and set up the camera to film the bedroom, because he knows that Shane won't remember (much) of the night. When the three of them are finally all awake and Shane is still kind of light headed, he asks what happened.

Ilya grins, tells him not to worry and that they have breakfast first, before discussing last night. Luca is blushing slightly, but agrees.

After breakfast Ilya pulls Shane on the couch, Luca sits on his other side.

"You want to know what happened?" Shane nods but isn't exactly sure anymore if he really wants to know.

"Let's watch the footage" Ilya says and let the video play. Shane is embarrassed at the sight of himself too drunk to object anything but he also gets immediately hard as he sees himself getting used by Ilya and Luca.

"You made such noise", Ilya purrs into Shane's ear. "Were so loud, so needy." He continues to talk like this to Shane for the entire time, telling him how useless he was, what a drunk slut, unable to fend them of and greedily took what they gave him. Shane feels embarrassed but horny, ashamed and turned on. He's trembling and staring with teary eyes at the screen, biting his lower lip as he hears himself come the first time, his dick twitching in his boxer shorts.

Ilya gestures at Shane's bulge and tells Luca to take care of it, while he pulls Shane a bit closer. Shane tries look away from the screen as he sees how he squirmed under his men but Ilya carefully grabs his chin and points at the video.

"Keep watching, you wanted to know. Look what a drunk cock slut you were, enjoyed being used without question." and Shane whimpers as Luca starts blowing him, while he himself watches how Luca took advantage of his own mouth earlier.

"Came even before us, so desperate. All the time so desperate to get filled up!"

It doesn't take Shane long to come into Luca's mouth, earlier than Luca and Ilya on the screen.

They will repeat this night one way or another and Shane will never know when it's happening. He'll always get a video to watch the next morning.

[goodboyshanehollander]

The more I think about Luca and Shane's interactions the more I am circling back to the biting kink. They match each others freak very well in this and Ilya knows how to direct them, so all three get what they enjoy.

Sometimes Ilya just watches how one gets the other off. Covering Luca in marks is one of the few times when Shane fully jumps into action and it's not even the hurting part that turns him on but the biting itself and of course Luca's wet glistening eyes, when the tears come into play. He enthusiastically blows Luca but lets go of him every now and then to get another bite mark on his body.

When Luca goes down on Shane and bites in on his thighs and pecs until he's a whimpering mess, Ilya will eventually take over to fuck Shane. Thanks to the beginning overstimulation he clenches down on Ilya harder than usually and it gets even more intense when Luca bites his nipples.

[goodboyilyarozanov]

I love it, when new people discover this blog and spam the shit out of the notification. Hello new people, I love your enthusiasm. <3

[ilyasmole]

that look of awe the first time shane watches ilya come just makes me think abt how fascinated and enamored i think shane is by ilyas cock in those early days. he can't believe that he, him, shane hollander, can make somebody's cock do that. he loves watching ilya get hard, he loves that it's him who does that to ilya. and ilya is equally turned on by shane's interest in his cock, in the way he genuinely seems to get a real kick out of watching it grow from completely soft to hard and dripping. shane just rests his head on ilya's thigh and stares at it, brow furrowed with concentration and desire, and his watchful gaze makes ilya feel CRAZY in the best way, it doesn't take him long to get hard without even being touched. and shane just watches with that hypnotized look in his big brown eyes and eventually reaches over to pet ilya's cock lightly with two fingers, and it jumps under his touch and leaks a thick string of precum. and shane just murmurs "that's so fucking hot" before enveloping the fat tip in his mouth

[tinylilhollander]

During the post-cottage era when Ilya's still playing for Boston, Shane sends Ilya a text one night that's just like "Are you alone?"

And Ilya is like "No I'm out for drinks with the guys. Did you not see that we won, Hollander?"

And Shane texts back like "Of course I saw, that's why I'm texting." Then a few seconds later: "Download this app right now. Be discreet." with an app store link. And Ilya texts back like '??? 🤨 Shane, have you been hacked?'

And Shane is like 'Just download the fucking app, asshole. This is your reward. Username is Jane2481. Fucking HURRY.'

And when Ilya follows the link and finds out that it's the app that controls a vibrating butt plug, he nearly blacks out at the table before disappearing for a suspiciously long smoke break.

[goodboyilyarozanov]

I love the idea of Luca figuring out how hot he looks with smoked eyeliner after the prostitute role play and that he will start occasionally wearing it to parties and club nights. Women and men alike will try to get into his pants and Ilya and Shane are very torn between being turned on and jealous. Luca never initiates anything but he enjoys the time afterwards when Ilya and Shane are a bit more possessive of him than usual.

Every now and then one of his men - and sometimes both - gets between him and whoever's flirting with Luca. They wrap their arms around his neck or hips or slide their fingers in his hair, looking smugly at the person before kissing Luca who immediately melts under their touch.

Sometimes they don't even make it until home and Luca will suck Ilya off behind the club or in the car. If Shane is in the mood, Ilya might even slap Luca a few times or twist his nipples (bonus points if Luca has the nipple clamps on) so tears well up in his beautiful eyes, making them sparkle just the way Shane loves it. He jerks to the sight of Luca blowing Ilya and they come together in Luca's mouth and in his face. Ilya is more than willing to clean the mess up with his tongue before kissing his men eagerly.

They're then driving home for the second round.

[goodboyilyarozanov]

TELL ME HE DOESN'T LOOK A THOUSAND TIMES BETTER WITH EYELINER! (And yes, that's also the gold collar from my AO3-Fanfic.)

[goodboylucahaas]

Luca has the habbit of licking his lips during games and it drives Shane and Ilya nuts.

Sometimes Ilya wishes, he could just stop a game and let Luca blow him in front of everyone at the stadium. Since this is not possible they can only fantasise about it.

When Luca is blowing Ilya after one game, Ilya says he is sure Luca would love to suck him off in the ice in full gear and Luca instantly starts to drool, blushes and leaks pre cum at the thought.

Ilya can't make that fantasy come true but he can make the next best thing happen. He schedules a special training day for Luca. While Luca's practising, the whole team is coming in, sitting down as close to the ice as possible as if they're game audience.

Ilya and Shane walk on the ice and Ilya calls Luca over, who only now realise the other players in their normal day outfits.

Both men open their pants and Ilya commands Luca on his knees. Luca doesn't hesitates and starts to suck them off, taking turns on their cocks. But Ilya grabs his head and starts fucking his mouth until he comes all over Luca's face. "Who wants next?" he asks, while directing Luca's head towards Shane's cock.

The whole team cheers and Luca will be having the time of his life while sucking off each team member after another on the ice while the rest is watching.

[prettyboyilyarozanov]

Thinking about Shane getting fucked by Ilya while Luca is riding him and how blissed out he will be after that. Luca will support himself on Shane's pecs and digging his fingers into them, while Ilya Hands will leave imprint on Shane's hips.

*GBIR*

OMG YESSS I LOVE IT

like shane doesn’t usually do this. he’s usually the one being fucked, not doing the fucking. but ilya & luca want to so badly, and shane can never really refuse them anything. ilya preps both of them, knowing that shane doesn’t like that part of it. they want him to be as comfortable as possible, in any way possible.

what shane doesn’t expect was how good it felt to be fucked by ilya while being balls deep inside of luca. ilya is beneath shane, thrusting up into him, while shane lies on top of him with luca on top of shane. ilya feels crushed, but he doesn’t mind. he thinks it feels so fucking good and what a way to go, if this is the end. ilya is gripping shane’s hips tightly, so tightly that he’s leaving bruises and imprints on his hips. luca is scratching down shane’s chest, tossing his head back, saying german that might be cohesive sentences or might be gibberish. he’s impaling himself on shane’s cock, his prostate being fucked into at the same time shane’s is. luca’s running his hands over his chest, ilya fucking up into shane and moaning. ilya strokes luca’s cock and luca makes such a mess, and then both luca & shane have full holes right after

[prettyboyilyarozanov]

shane eating luca & ilya out before getting railed by both of them is something that can be so personal