luca haas three boyfriends truther.

34. she/her. follows from prettyboyeddiemunson. basically a place for posts and shitposts. minors dni. fic requests open.

[prettyboyilyarozanov]

welcome to my mess of a blog.

34. she/her. cancer sun, pisces moon, libra rising. bisexual. fic writer & novelist. coffee addict. horror connoisseur. art lover. constantly reading. chaotic stupid.

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open but slow. accepting requests for most heated rivalry ships (hollanov, roselana, clilya, haasollanov, haasleau, haasollanoveau, etc.), as well as requests for ilya rozanov/reader/you.

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this is me trying - a clandestine meetings & stolen stares sequel (ao3 only) - chapter one (starting soon)

[prettyboyilyarozanov]

The Haasollanov household has a special locked drawer. The rumors are endless of what's inside since one of players was asked to get something out of the drawer "over there" and tried the wrong one.

The speculations go from documents and medication over drugs to sex toys.

During a casual team meeting, Luca takes off his glasses to clean them. He accidentally drops them just as Ilya steps next to him. Everyone hears the crunch of them breaking.

That's when the team find out that the drawer has two rows of neatly lined up glasses in it. One for Shane and one for Luca.

It's not a secret that Ilya loves the view of his men wearing their glasses. What's not so well known (until now) is that they unfortunately get sacrificed a lot in the bedroom. Enough times at least, that there will always be more than two replacements in that drawer.

*GBIR*

OMG YESSSS I LOVE THISSS

luca is always breaking his glasses more than shane, because ilya always has him down more. he’s got luca bent into the most awkward positions and is wanting him to stay there. not to mention all the times both luca & shane get their glasses broken from the violent face fucking that ilya always puts them through

[goodboylucahaas]

Luca had an Emo phase. Dark hair, dark eye make up and ashy lips. Ilya stumbles over an old picture that he once uploaded and that somehow found it's way on the screen. Ilya didn't know that of himself but he needs to fuck an Emo boy NOW! Luckily Luca still knows how to do his make up.

(Someone take Photoshop away from me.)

[prettyboyilyarozanov]

the star ex-rookie gets a new post-game ritual.

luca haas x the centaurs | one-shot | explicit | 3.8k.

warnings: anal sex, oral sex, humiliation, multiple partners, unprotected sex, use of puppy nickname, filming

Luca whined at the thought, but didn’t have much time to think about it before Troy was starting to thrust. Luca groaned and pushed back against him, Troy holding onto his hips for leverage. Luca wished that he could hold onto something, but he had nothing but the floor beneath him. He moaned as Troy started ramming into his prostate, his lashes fluttering as he felt the head of Troy’s cock in his most sensitive area. Troy apparently took his moans for the good ones that they were, his fingertips digging into Luca’s skin as Luca moaned hotly. Troy groaned behind him, his hips driving against Luca’s ass as Luca looked around. Everyone on the team was watching him closely, with lust still in their eyes. Ilya was filming, watching Luca over the top of his phone, smirking at him as he did so.

“You are a star, shchenok,” Ilya said. “We should put you on internet, yes? Let everyone see how much you love dick.”

Luca’s eyes widen in horror, moaning as Troy continued ramming into his prostate. “No…Don’t do that…”

“Shame,” Ilya said as he shook his head. “You would have promising career. Might make as much money doing this as being hockey player, yes?”

“Fuck, don’t give him any ideas,” Dykstra said. “You’re gonna get me hard again just thinking about it.”

read here

[slightlydepressedmelon]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types Rating: Mature Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Luca Haas/Cliff Marlow | Cliff Marleau, Shane Hollander/Ilya Rozanov Characters: Shane Hollander, Cliff Marlow | Cliff Marleau, mentioned Ilya Rozanov - Character, Mentioned Luca Haas - Character, Anya | Ilya Rozanov’s Dog Additional Tags: Awkward Conversations, Kink Discovery, No Smut, It’s Just Talked About, that awkward moment when your husbands best friend doesn’t know enough subs so now you have to listen to him talk about his kink discovery, we’ve all been there, Not Beta Read, Himbo Cliff Marlow | Cliff Marleau Summary:

Cliff Marleau has discovered something about himself. For some reason he decide to make it Shane’s problem.

[prettyboyilyarozanov]

dare i say ilya rozanov looks his hottest when he’s going Through Shit

[mack-will]

Everyone say Happy Birthday to Will Smith Hockey 🫵

[goodboyilyarozanov]

I love the idea of Luca figuring out how hot he looks with smoked eyeliner after the prostitute role play and that he will start occasionally wearing it to parties and club nights. Women and men alike will try to get into his pants and Ilya and Shane are very torn between being turned on and jealous. Luca never initiates anything but he enjoys the time afterwards when Ilya and Shane are a bit more possessive of him than usual.

Every now and then one of his men - and sometimes both - gets between him and whoever's flirting with Luca. They wrap their arms around his neck or hips or slide their fingers in his hair, looking smugly at the person before kissing Luca who immediately melts under their touch.

Sometimes they don't even make it until home and Luca will suck Ilya off behind the club or in the car. If Shane is in the mood, Ilya might even slap Luca a few times or twist his nipples (bonus points if Luca has the nipple clamps on) so tears well up in his beautiful eyes, making them sparkle just the way Shane loves it. He jerks to the sight of Luca blowing Ilya and they come together in Luca's mouth and in his face. Ilya is more than willing to clean the mess up with his tongue before kissing his men eagerly.

They're then driving home for the second round.

[young-core]

[prettyboyilyarozanov]

some gems part a million

[goodboylucahaas]

Luca has the habbit of licking his lips during games and it drives Shane and Ilya nuts.

Sometimes Ilya wishes, he could just stop a game and let Luca blow him in front of everyone at the stadium. Since this is not possible they can only fantasise about it.

When Luca is blowing Ilya after one game, Ilya says he is sure Luca would love to suck him off in the ice in full gear and Luca instantly starts to drool, blushes and leaks pre cum at the thought.

Ilya can't make that fantasy come true but he can make the next best thing happen. He schedules a special training day for Luca. While Luca's practising, the whole team is coming in, sitting down as close to the ice as possible as if they're game audience.

Ilya and Shane walk on the ice and Ilya calls Luca over, who only now realise the other players in their normal day outfits.

Both men open their pants and Ilya commands Luca on his knees. Luca doesn't hesitates and starts to suck them off, taking turns on their cocks. But Ilya grabs his head and starts fucking his mouth until he comes all over Luca's face. "Who wants next?" he asks, while directing Luca's head towards Shane's cock.

The whole team cheers and Luca will be having the time of his life while sucking off each team member after another on the ice while the rest is watching.

[prettyboyilyarozanov]

SHANE STOP TALKING ABOUT YOUR AND ILYA’S ANAL BEADS COLLECTION TO YOUR DAUGHTER

[prettyboyilyarozanov]

just read the “luca haas, embarrassing fanboy” part today again in tlg

it makes me think of luca running a hollanov conspiracy blog and an ilya rozanov fan blog where he posted thirsty pics of ilya and videos of him working out with eggplant & tongue emojis attached

[prettyboyilyarozanov]

shane and ilya have a son now named noah!

[ohgodshutit]

best shades of blue

[prettyboyilyarozanov]

free use luca is something that can be so personal. it’s not cheating if it’s luca— and it’s not gay either, you can’t see his dick since roz put a flat cage on him 🙂‍↕️

luca pretends like he doesn’t love the cage, but he secretly loves it. he loves being punished. he loves it when ilya does what he wants to him. he loves that his cock wants to get hard in the cage, but the cage won’t allow for it. he’s crying and begging, begging for some kind of mercy, but Ilya won’t give it to him. he bucks against nothing while ilya fucks shane, cries when ilya plays with luca’s balls, cries more when ilya fingers and then fucks his needy hole. but don’t be fooled, he’s exactly where he wants to be

[prettyboyilyarozanov]

Luca slutting it up at a club post-game while Shane and Ilya watch. He’s grinding against some guy knowing he’s gonna get it later and he’s so turned on about it. Ilya terminator walking to the dance floor to steal Luca back and Shane is gonna die watching them both be sluts in front of God and the entire Centaurs roster

OMG YESSSSS

like luca is having the time of his life out there. he’s wearing his sluttiest shorts and a crop top, showing off his abs. ilya goes out there and is pushes the guy away, yelling something in russian, before pulling luca out further into the dance floor. they start grinding against each other and making out, not caring who sees them. the team is shocked but not surprised and shane is looking at them both like shocked pikachu. luca is rubbing his hard cock against ilya and ilya tells him to meet him in the bathroom in two minutes. luca goes and shane follows, watching from the door as ilya fucks luca against the bathroom sinks, mercilessly, calling him a slut and telling him how bad he is and how he’s going to get his behavior in check. shane watches. shane jerks off. he cums at the same time as luca. they go home and it repeats