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Hi I'm Sculpin!
I really wanted to play in the play place with everyone so I made a Heated Rivalry side blog
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When they are out and married Shane and Ilya don't do a lot of pda, like they're always touching each other but its very bro-y, like their biggest pda sin normally is they do sit and stand too close to each other at all times. But you know at team parties, they're like barely two drinks in and they've escalated their bickering to the point where they are pushing back the coffee table to wrestle about it.
Rose is going Yeah I really hate giving head & kind of prefer it when a guy just goes down on me so I can just zone out the entire time. I hate when they have a beard though haha but I really like long hair. It just sucks because they always wanna talk to me during. It’s like oh my god the girls I’d make out with during theater camp were always so much better at this y’know? And Shane is googling ‘restaurants where I can have a private conversation near me’
It's not even a hard name to pronounce. I don't use my real name online so I can't explain my frustration but understand it is a very average white European name, and mine is the anglonized version.
By the end of the day I will post my thoughts on shane and emotional disregulation
shane hobbies:
- investment portfolio
- asking the coffee shop if the tea bags are plastic free
- unclenching his jaw
- curating an evening instacart order
- sucking cock
- tile shopping
- observing husbands fashion haul
- saying “yes, baby”
- collecting air miles
- 9 year old iphone note ranking hotel towels
- sudoko app
shane when he joins the ottawa centaurs:
Why the fuck do I always bring up that I work/have worked in fish med at the doctor's office
Ilya: Are the hurricanes in East Carolina or West Carolina?
Shane: you don't know what state the Carolina Hurricanes are in?
Ilya: Well I know from name is one of them.
Troy: I don't think its East and West Carolina, that doesn't sound right...
Ilya: No it is East and West, like East Virginia and West Virginia. Trust me I lived in United States for 8 years.
Dykstra: You never hear about things happening in East Virginia.
Shane: You all are so fucking stupid. Its not east and west, its just one fucking state, the state of Carolina. The Carolina Hurricanes.
Realistically I know in Ottawa Ilya's probably getting a big old box of a mansion like he has in Boston, but I do like to imagine him buying an older house with some vintage charm, mostly because I like the idea of them having a bay window that they like having sex in a little too much.
oh my godddddd he’s just a lil shanebug I wanna put him in a jar and tap on it lightly to get his attention and then see him bitch stare at me for the intrusion
Smart woman next to an unbelievable achievement is a picture niche that will never get old
Then you’re gonna love this photo of Annie Jump Canon.
Working at Harvard in the late 1800’s and early 1900’s as a “Computer”, Annie Jump Cannon cataloged stars using their spectra from photographic plates, in an effort to understand the mysteries and peculiarities of stellar spectra.
This was hard, detailed, nuanced work. By 1889, three years into her work, she had classified over 1,000 stars. By 1913, she could classify 200 stars an hour. She could classify three stars a minute, just by sight. Using a magnifying glass, she could classify stars down to 9th magnitude, 16 times fainter than the human eye can see. And she did this all with exceptional accuracy.
Over the course of her career, she personally classified more than 350,000 stars, accounting for a mind-boggling 98% of all contemporary stellar spectra classifications, a feat that wouldn’t be bested until the 1990’s with automated digital sky surveys.
Cannon used these classifications to develop the Harvard spectral classification system (O–B–A–F–G–K–M), organizing stars by surface temperature and physical properties.
It is hard to overstate just how foundational her work was to modern astronomy and astrophysics. Her classifications have enabled more than a century of breakthroughs in stellar structure and evolution, including the understanding of how stars change over time and how temperature, luminosity, and composition are related. The system underpins the Hertzsprung–Russell (HR) diagram, one of the most important tools in astrophysics, and remains embedded in modern research, from stellar population studies to galaxy evolution.
The immense scale of her work was itself a massive contribution to astronomy. For comparison, before Cannon, star catalogs contained between 600 and 4,000 stars. Her work single-handedly proved that large-scale stellar classification was both feasible and scientifically valuable. She helped establish systematic star catalogs as a core method of modern astronomy and laid the groundwork for astrophysical research on stellar structure, evolution, and populations that continues today.
Annie Jump Cannon was also deaf, having lost most of her hearing from scarlet fever.
She wasn’t the only woman human computer at Harvard at the time (there were about 80), though she stands out for her contribution and for having already had an education in physics and astronomy.
Henrietta Swan Leavitt was one of her coworkers. She also had progressive hearing loss due to illness and was also deaf when she started working at Harvard.
Here’s some more pictures.
Cannon and Leavitt
the human computers and their boss Pickering. May 1913
and the short little article i got the pictures at
Honestly if I sent a hole pic I’d probably get a phone call from him just panting on the other line. Haha. . … . …….. . … Do you. Do you think if I didn’t answer he would leave a voicemail. Of the panting.
ilya fuckboy style hitting on his own husband!!!!!
shane good boy style playing hard to get to his own husband!!!!
SHANE HOLLANDER, MLH STAR, DIES FROM ACCIDENTAL OVERDOSE (click to read more)
That’s the headline Ilya reads on his Google alerts when he’s home alone. More and more articles start coming out, his phone pinging with different versions of the same sentence over and over. Every website claiming this horrible, twisted lie that Shane Hollander is dead.
It has to be a lie after all. This must be wrong. They’re all surely misreporting things and it’ll turn out that Hollander is alive, safe in his boring home in Montreal. Ilya’s confident there will be a statement made soon but he’s too impatient to wait for that.
Sure, they haven’t spoken since the day Shane fled from his home, leaving Ilya to clean up half-eaten tuna melts and their mixed come off his chest.
And Ilya didn’t reach out after Shane got a nasty hit in San Jose a few weeks ago— one that left Shane with a fractured collarbone and concussion. He tortured himself with the footage and drafted an “are you okay?” text but he never sent it. He had been a coward.
He wishes more than anything that he sent it now.
He calls Shane. It’s 8PM in Boston, which means it’s 8PM in Montreal and even Shane isn’t lame enough to be in bed so early.
No answer to his call. No answer to his texts. Nothing.
He calls and calls and calls and fucking calls but there’s nothing. No response, no answer. Not even a ‘read’ receipt. Shane isn’t cruel. He would call him. Even with this fractured something that they are (or were), he would have reached out. He would have heard about the news by now and called Ilya back or texted to say it was fake. That he was fine. That it was idiots being idiots and talking about something they knew nothing of.
So why the fuck is Shane not answering? The only reason he wouldn’t is if… is if…
Ilya doesn’t know what he’s doing until he’s in his car and headed to Montreal. His phone dies halfway through the trip from attempts to get in contact with Shane. Still nothing. He’s in a state of delirium when he crosses the border into Canada, with no plan other than making it to Shane’s house.
If Shane’s alive, he’ll be in his home and he’ll answer the door. And if not… Ilya doesn’t want to think that far.
Shane’s lounging on his couch, half asleep and frustrated at the world. He’s still reeling from getting the worst, most frantic phone call from his parents earlier that day.
And all because he’d gone to the hospital earlier. There had been unforeseen conflicts with his medication and some supplements he’s taking, something that risked leading to an overdose if not caught as early as it was.
Somehow that afternoon trip led to someone violating HIPPA and even more confusingly, led to quite a bit of the population mistaking him for being dead.
For once Shane’s thankful his mom talked him into keeping a landline when buying a home. “You never know what may happen Shane,” she had said.
Wasn’t that the truth? The whole reason for the urgent visit was because he got dizzy that morning, his vision and balance going off kilter, and he had dropped his phone, breaking it beyond repair. It was added to his list of annoyances with today. If not for his parents and Hayden having his home phone number… they might have believed the news for much longer than they had to.
It’s 1AM when furious knocking wakes him up. He must have fallen asleep down stairs. Shane’s groggy before it really hits him that someone is at his front door. No one in their right mind visits at one a.m.
He gets up and peeks through the peep hole and swings the door open before he even knows he’s going to do it because it’s—
Ilya.
He looks like shit. Eyes red-rimmed, hair like he went through a wind tunnel. He’s wearing flannel pajama pants, slides, and a sweatshirt. He looks like he just rolled out of bed.
He doesn’t get any words out before Ilya knocks the breath out of him by collapsing into him. It’s a hug but feels a bit like a tackle too. If Shane weren’t as athletic or as on guard at seeing Ilya, he may have fallen backwards.
It takes several moments to register Ilya is shaking in his arms.
No. Ilya is crying in his arms.
Shane’s brain searches for anything that would make this confusing thing make sense. He begins to think it may be a dream he has yet to wake up from but then it hits him.
The article. His phone being broken. His parents had called everyone they thought was important.
No one knew to tell Ilya it wasn’t real.
.one hundred and fourteen. letterboxdgate part 2 (of 3?). #ally returns. ive been sad so i dont feel very funny.