#dykes4(jackie)pike

Sculpin. he/they

[transjackiepike]

Hi I'm Sculpin!

I really wanted to play in the play place with everyone so I made a Heated Rivalry side blog

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[hothockey]

there can never be a casual winner's room au for shane hollander bc HE could not be casual abt it.

which is sorta a shame bc you'd like to have this quick porn premise. but what you end up with is the irrefutable, unmalleable knowledge that sure, holly has a saw trap in his head normally in canon. but ohhHOhooooo.......the kind of Shawtrap (shane saw trap) that would exist for a shane under the heel of league sanctioned fucking as a consequence for being a LOSER in his special interest sport, in an arena back room, to prove his toxic HETERO masculinity to other toxic men, where he cannot ever let on HOW MUCH he needs and wants a cock in his ass, and he gets tapped ALL THE TIME to forfeit or to accept forfeit? well.....that Shawtrap is diabolical....

that man is Haunted and Harrowed and Close To The Edge Every Hour of Every Day. noxious with fear. delirious with regular anal satisfaction. horrified by his own homo at a level never before seen bc these other men take it up the ass and down the throat badly and just roll their eyes and complain and go home to their pregnant wives, but holly......holly is good at it. holly's body likes the winner's room and that means he is losing even at being the LOSER. pressure cooker inside those bones that is gonna implode much more disastrously than canon, i'll tell u that. and him and ilya are still fucking outside of the room too, i'll tell you that as well. and it's gonna get messsssyyyyyyy :}

[queer-as-in-fuck-12]

drug addicts deserve housing, food, water, and healthcare btw

[themoonandmyman]

They also deserve access to ‘luxuries’ like recreational activities, nice meals out, holidays etc and so does every person living in poverty.

[themoonandmyman]

Ilya wants to fuck the brown M&M so bad it makes him look stupid

[themoonandmyman]

Ilya wakes up from a wet dream where he’s getting crazy head from her and Shane is like What Was That About… and Ilya is half asleep and mildly embarrassed and just blurts out ‘Scott Hunter’ before thinking He maybe should have said You, My Darling Husband but alas he had post-cum brain

[grabmyboner]

this some shit ilya rozanov would tweet

[vonnegutism]

[themoonandmyman]

Carter Vaughn initially didn’t even see the Scott/Kip kiss despite being on the ice. He was on FaceTime with his sister Noelle while she was housesitting for him so he could tell his rats he won the Stanley Cup

[argillaforma]

ilya not even being aware that he's a dom before he meets shane he just throws out get on your knees because it's hot and he's horny and he's expecting shane to tell him to fuck off or something but then quickly realizes oh okay so i guess this is what we're doing

[eleadore]

[hilarynights]

idaho…. ?

[zambonioperator]

hockey redraws b4 bed

[themoonandmyman]

best Shane traits

- smiles like a contented cartoon frog

- clarifying questions

- stands like it’s his first time in a human body

- macrobiotic-powered autism fuck machine made exclusively for hockey and taking huge cock

- tummy

[themoonandmyman]

‘Ilya next please’ - As you wish my queen

Best Ilya traits

- an ass like two cantaloupes in a sock

- ‘ok’

- dead dad

- *distant sounds of torment*

- cums fast

- spiritual reincarnation of Miss Piggy

[mjfass]

New ask game:

Reblog if you want your followers to tell you what your trademark ™️ is. Like, what’s that thing that really identifies you.

[notkatniss]

hi everyone im a blonde bisexual looking to terrorize the local club population which should I go with

[urie]

people love to talk about shane being a cumslut while ignoring the ilya is also a cumslut moaning sooo happily around shane's dick during their first hookup and then trying to brush it off as Ohhh i dont mind no worries :) meanwhile hes about .2 seconds from getting hard again if shane doesnt start freaking out. anyway its cumslut4cumslut here let your tops be cumsluts its enrichment for them

[autistichollander]

its full shanepussy anon again ( i need to get a better anon nickname than full shanepussy ohmygod)

have we considered free use

have we considered combining the idea of "shanepussy must always be full" with free use. shane is doing some meal prep or something with a dildo in and ilya walks up behind him, pulls the dildo out, replaces it with his dick. cockwarming during a movie becomes ilya fucking shane into the couch.

ohmygod i just got another idea but i'll put it in a separate ask please hold

FREE USE MY BELOVEEEEEDDD<3333333333

god yeah :) yes!!!! shane loves this so much he loves when ilya just walks into the room hes in and pulls his pants down and starts playing with him and fucking him and just using him however he pleases and shane will put up a fight sometimes just in the sense of if he was in the middle of something hes gonna whine about that and then the second ilya touches him or tells him to shush and be good hes melting and no longer cares about whatever hed been doing beforehand <333333 shane really being horny some days and so he wears some of his little slutty shorts because he really wants ilya to take him everywhere and anywhere in their house that day and he keeps bending over and leaning across ilya lap and just anything that could get ilyas attention and ilya keeps calling him his perfect slut and shanes plan always works because ilya simply cannot resist shane <3333

[autistichollander]

need to say that myilya is the kind of lover boy who goes out anywhere for any amount of time and comes home and immediately has to greet shane’s pussy. he’s kneeling at the front door, he’s three fingers deep in the kitchen, he’s eating like a starving man on the floor in front of the couch. he’s got two hands: one for shane’s ass and one for shane’s g spot and he’s nose deep, like a dying man, while shane holds his hair and whines and whimpers. hayden once rolled up without texting after ilya had been at the grocery store and found shane lifted into the trunk of ilya’s sensible mercedes suv, thighs around ilya’s ears and a wet spot on the cement floor in the garage. ilya, muffled by shane’s pussy, “hollander, if you do not let me greet him, i will die…. you do not want your captain to die, do you?” shane does not — ilya could’ve slid in as soon as he came home but he’s a gentleman, and shane lets ilya give him a toe curling orgasm before dragging ilya in so gently by his necklace and notching the fat head of ilya’s cock between his legs: smearing warm wetness over his own clit with ilya’s cockhead, teasing at his own slit until ilya is shivering, holding himself so still until shane decides to take him deep deep deep and clench around him. hayden does NOT repeat that mistake.

silly hayden dont you know you should alwaaaaays text or call before showing up and make sure you get a response if you do!!! well he sure knows Now!!!!!

but god YES ilya just neverrrrr can get enough of shane and wow thank god shane cant ever get enough of ilya either. i think there are times where ilya has to be practically ripped off of shane because hes just In There and cant help himself and gets so lost in it shane is overwhelmed (in a good way of course, he fucking loves this...hes just sensitive and everything ilya gives him is sooo much) and has to hold his head away from him for a minute so he can fucking Breathe for a second. and ilyas face is always coverrreeedddddd in shane like all but dripping off of his chin and he grins at shane and it makes shane feel so flustered because god does ilya look fucking good like that and he lets go of ilyas hair and ilya dives right back in like hed never stopped in the first place