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sneeze fetish blog. 20s. minors DNI.

[goodcol0gne]

intro post

hi hello i’ve been inactive on this blog for literal years but i’m back with a rebrand bc i didn’t want to go through the trouble of making a new snz blog

genderweird lesbian fujoshi in my late twenties

currently obsessed with b/u/c/k from 9/1/1

should go without saying but this is a fetish blog so minors do not interact

[silentsneezes]

natural caretaker vs horniest person ever

caretaker suddenly has to deal with a sick brat who turns every doting comment and instruction into some sort of tease or challenge

[cutenose]

It will never stop amazing me that the nose can hijack the whole respiratory system just because its a little itchy

[goodcol0gne]

may have another short b/uck fic in the works and i'm posting this here so you guys can hold me accountable

[themiseryandcompany]

when a character is too cute and damp and pathetic, i take physical damage. like it hurts so good when they’re wet and miserable and dripping. i’m gonna fuckjng bite them in half

[lostsneeze]

Was talking with a date who has a cold about being flexible for when we next talk based on how she feels and she said "yeah we'll play it by nose" and how the hell did none of us ever think of that turn of phrase??

[indulgnc]

i know its been said a million times before but im a simple man. i fucking love someone with a notoriously small sneeze suddenly sneezing really loudly for whatever reason and in response their partner turns to them with concerned wide eyes

[snzfuckery]

a gentle but bewildered "your nose is so sensitive" goes hard

[silentsneezes]

guys that sneeze like girls >>

[corporalviolet]

everything is about sneezing. except sneezing, which is about sex

[victoriablackrose]

It's been said before but someone unknowingly using a scented tissue that multiplies their need to sneeze by several orders of magnitude is HOT!!!

[itsjustaflower]

Really big tough guy with tiny gentle bunny sneezes. Slim smaller shy guy with dramatic buildups to big loud unruly sneezes. And they have gay sex. Send post

[themiseryandcompany]

we are all familiar with fever induced nightmares, but have we discussed its smutty alternative: fever induced wet dreams?

[snezus-christ-risen]

B is too preoccupied with a task to bless or really even acknowledge A, who keeps sneezing for whatever reason. Wanting B’s attention without having to ask for it, A makes their sneezes progressively louder and more dramatic until B, who is used to A’s antics, finally concedes with a smile “Okay, okay, you’ve got my attention, now bless you.”

[head-colds]

THIS GIF?

[sf-libet]

maybe a bit niche, but i love a good useless sneezing fit.

i love a sneezing fit that just does absolutely nothing for you, whether because you're not letting it, or because it doesn't tickle enough to actually get you to sneeze out whatever it is.

a quiet fit of girly "choo!"s that does nothing to clear the dust from your nose. a stifled fit between thumb and forefinger that doesn't clear any of the pollen. a tired, half-hearted fit that barely makes your nose run through the congestion of your cold.

the kind of thing where you sneeze for a solid 30 seconds and immediately go back to sniffling and hitching again, only to explode in another unproductive fit 30 minutes later.

it's just not helping. you need to tickle some bigger sneezes out if you want that to change

[head-colds]

big sneeze from their sparring partner giving them pause + said partner using that pause to take them down before sneezing again and sniffling with a pitiful quality that was nowhere to be found as they dealt that blow