[ohevoyev]

still can’t believe he’s gone. this year will be our 2,347th christmas without alexander the great.

[yakyakpiu]

Tantric Rug with Two Flayed Male Figures, 18th - 19th century, Tibet, wool cotton and dye.

[geslotencirkel]

ass to ass!

[starbittie]

i fucking love reddit

[starbittie]

[mousefluff]

[ex-riddlecats]

in some aspects tumblr users see a like but no reblog in the same way a business sees piracy as lost income

[tlirsgender]

Btw if people keep telling you to stretch but never told you how to actually do it right you're supposed to go slower than you think & just hold it until you feel the muscle relax. Like how anal works

[tlirsgender]

Also the muscle that goes up to your temples and gives you headaches is the same as the one that clenches your jaw & it goes down the sides of your neck so stretching your neck helps with headaches and jaw tension. You can also massage it with a vibrator

[tlirsgender]

Stretching as far as possible immediately is not the goal you just bend until it feels tight. It's not supposed to Hurt You Worse. It won't hurt if you're doing it right. Much like another activity

[tlirsgender]

Many are saying "we're on the celibacy website these people don't know how anal works either" I know. That's my secret second lesson

[romanceyourdemons]

one of my favorite tropes in chinese literature is when a guy’s wife is clearly a ghost/demon/fox fairy and he just can’t see it. i’m reading a story where this guy keeps getting arrested because his wife will just magically steal steal shit out of sealed boxes and give it to him as a present, and whenever someone is like dude i think something’s up with his wife he asks her and she’s like i’m literally normal. so he turns around and says yeah guys she’s literally normal

[lumsel]

#hashtag Believe Women#feminism

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[undeadentropy]

This is diabolical. Loud enough to notice, but virtually unidentifiable from a truck in motion. You pop the hood to see what's up and find nothing. You start it up and it doesn't make the noise. You go for a drive and it's fucking back. Psychological torture

[gorgynei]

sacred bond between 2 perverts is stronger than the bond soldiers form in war

[caesarsaladinn]

reading poetry forces you to ask wrenching, necessary, impossible questions, like "is the author stupid? or am I?"

[suhaylah]

2 min landscape studies

shop: suhaylah.bigcartel.com instagram: @suhaylah.h

[itscolossal]

Aerial Embroideries by Victoria Rose Richards Teem with Harmonious Detail

[arthistoryanimalia]

#Baturday 🦇:

Bat-shaped Pendant

Greater Chiriquí culture, S. Costa Rica or W. Panama, c. 800-1550 CE

Gold and copper alloy

5.5 x 6.5 x 2.2 cm

Musée des beaux-arts de Montréal 2010.372

[zaegreus]

[pansylair]

My two paintings for the 10th anniversary Postcard Exhibition at the Nucleus Portland Art Gallery! Acrylic and pigment liners on black cold press paper. :) I'm very happy to be a part of this show again! 

This group show features hundreds of artworks and runs from November 8-26th with the opening reception Nov 8th, 4-6 PM. All art is 5"x7" and priced at $110USD.

There are no previews and presales, in person sales start on the opening night with online sales starting the next day.

[wizardsisananimal]

the procrastinator’s mind will invent distractions you’ve never conceived of in order to avoid tasks even a dog could do.

[arthistoryanimalia]

Intaglio: Two cicadas fighting as gladiators

Roman Republic, 1st c. BCE

Carnelian, 17 x 21 x 3.5 mm

“Rare subject referable to the late republican repertoire of insects that perform human actions.”

[brawngp2009]

give a woman some guy and she'll be entertained for a day. teach a woman how to put some guy in situations and she'll be entertained for the rest of her life.