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I have anxiety and won't post much

[stephanemiroux]

If you evolve your Eevee in Quebec you get a Celinedeon.

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[goodknifeboy]

Tonight's Halloween supper will be Chicken Hendl with rice inspired by Bram Stoker's Dracula

[goodknifeboy]

I feel like Ra's would use Damian against the batfam by sending them baby pictures. He probably had Damian's baby years photographed extensively, thinking that he would be able to distract Batman with them. It proves doubly effective when Bruce and Dick soundboard off each other about how cute Damian was.

[goodknifeboy]

As a Canadian I feel the need to say that if I am given a small quantity of maple syrup to accompany a meal and finish the meal and there is still syrup left I will drink the rest.

[goodknifeboy]

I know there are a lot of fanfics about Jason being caught by the Justice League and usually getting bailed out by the batfam, but imagine if it was Brucie Wayne bailing him out:

In the JL interrogation room:

Superman: Alright, Red Hood, who is your supplier helping you move drugs in Star City?

Red Hood, who was undercover investigating a drug ring and got caught in a JL bust and sesnses an opportunity to mess with Batman: Look, I know you guys aren't cops, but can I get at least get one phone call?

Justice league looking skeptical?

Red Hood: You can even monitor it.

Green Arrow: Fine one phone call, but it will be monitored.

Hands Hood a phone

Red Hood: Hey Dad, I got stopped by the Justice League. Could you come bail me out? Really, okay, see you soon. Okay, my Dad said that he would bail me, so could we go over to the teleporters?

Green Arrow: Okay, firstly, we aren't cops, you can't just post bail and get out. Secondly, how would this "Dad" get up here?

Red Hood: You'll see.

Minutes later, Brucie Wayne walks in with a trail of Heroes, trying to explain why he cannot be at the Watchtower.

Superman: Mr. Wayne what are you doing here and how did you get here?

Bruce laying the Brucie persona on thick: Well as one of the Justice League's biggest doners and tech suppliers I have access to the teleporters, as for why I'm here it's to bail out my son. Hi Jaylad!

Red Hood fully expecting Batman: What?

Green Arrow remembering his friend's grief over loosing Jason: Ummmm, Mr. Wayne this is the Red Hood. You know "Bag full of severed heads" Red Hood.

Brucie: Yes, I know he's had some issues with his big feelings, but he's still my sweet little boy.

Superman: And you think that he's your late son Jason Todd?

Brucie: Yes, Batman even confirmed it was him. It turns out that after he died, he was brought back by an organization that planned on using him as a weapon against Batman. But he left them and has been working to improve Crime Alley, I'm so proud of him.

Green Arrow: We caught him in Star City with Drug runners.

Brucie: I'm sure he has a good explanation, don’t you Jaylad?

Red Hood still reeling from Bruce showing up as Brucie and not Batman: I was undercover?

Brucie: See perfectly reasonable, now can I please have my baby boy back? Alfred will be so upset if he's not home for dinner.

Surprisingly, this works , the Justice League is to stunned by this revelation and later confirm this with Batman that yes, the notorious Red Hood is the son of Billionaire, philanthropist airhead Brucie Wayne. Jason, meanwhile, has suffered a huge blow to his cred in the Hero community because of the association with Brucie instead of the Batfam. The bat siblings do not let this go anytime soon.

[goodknifeboy]

In Pokémon legends arceus, I think that after learning about Beni being a ninja that we should have been given the opportunity to learn techniques from him to catch Pokémon or in the rematches against the nobles.

[goodknifeboy]

If chocolate Easter bunnies were alive the last few moments of their lives would be terrifying to say the least.

[goodknifeboy]

Nightwing doing an interview after arresting a rogue:

"People often ask what the hardest part of being a Gotham associated vigilante is. One would think it's the constant attacks by rogues, the crime rate, and the absurd number of crimes committed by clowns. But the absolute worst is dealing with the number of people in the superhero community thirsting for your Bat father figure."

(Damian) Robin appearing from nowhere:

"Tt, it's nowhere near as infuriating as having to deal with people desiring both Father as well as my older siblings. I have no escape!"

[goodknifeboy]

OMG I just found out they are making more episodes of Pokémon Concierge it was possibly one of the cutest shows I've ever seen, and I have been hoping for more episodes!

[goodknifeboy]

Jason Todd should cause problems for Bruce, not by committing crimes but by spoiling his siblings. Seriously, load them up on sugar and sweets, then hand them back while they are still on a sugar high. And I don't just mean the younger ones, Dick too. A sugar high Nightwing bouncing off the walls of the Bat cave accompanied with the rest of the Batfam would absolutely cause Bruce endless headaches.

[goodknifeboy]

This is your sign to eat Bacon. If you can't eat pork, then there is chicken, turkey, beef bacon. And before non meat eaters jump in, I KNOW y'all got your vegan bacon substitutes so eat that.

[goodknifeboy]

The saddest part of Breath of the Wild and Tears of the Kingdom is the lack of fishing rods. I mean, think of Link lacking the opportunity to chill at a river or pond and rod fish. No I'm just stuck redneck fishing with bombs and shock fruit.

[goodknifeboy]

Just replaying Batman Arkham Asylum and I just realized that Quincy Sharp is a bigger @$$hole than I remembered. He has statues of himself all over the island and in the facilities as well as his portrait everywhere.

This is clearly abuse of authority and misuse of funds, like how much did all of that self congratulating cost? Seriously.

[goodknifeboy]

I swear this looks like the millennium falcon