Booty or Bust

My name is Sam, I'm 23, and I am just a Dandy guy. In space. With my my space crew. In space. I comb the internet like my pompadour searching for aliens, both friendly... or not.

[jesterpunk]

A collab with @perplexingly in which a marine biologist does not appreciate jokes

[itsjosuke-blog]

you rapscallion. you hoodlum. you. you ne'er-do-weller. go to CLASS

[heroincowboy]

Kinda wanna be kissed kinda wanna be stabbed

[hurleyquinnzel]

While he’s having a smoke and she’s taking a drag

[imjustabagofbags]

“DO NOT DESECRATE NATURE!” Soviet propaganda poster.

[sameemojis]

ios users fucking beware!!!!! if you send an emoji with gritting teeth to someone on android, it looks like youre making a really fucking weird face to them.

[bunnie-blogging]

[reroscherries]

[pissvortex]

[reinerist]

Kiki’s Delivery Service (1989) dir. Hayao Miyazaki 

[protect-and-love-animals]

[michigrim]

[the-nomadicone]

Still hilarious!

[radracer]

[sosuperawesome]

Pride Bird Plushies

Yinza on Etsy

See our #Etsy or #Plush tags

[tracfone]

@emaziska @werewuffgoth

[melonmemes]

[pissyelliott]

[itsgundalf]

[animated-disney-gifs]

[nostalgiaultra-deactivated20210]

Me in the party: Gosh golly! This beat is… Whoo! This beat is… DANDY!

[catchymemes]

Snowing at sea

[thecryptocreep]

Why do I never think about the possibility of snow on the ocean??? Now I see why, because it’s too ethereal

[k-eke]

Smooth fox.

[ruinedchildhood]