are you listening?

[flareonfloof]

how about you "switch 2" a gender other than the one you were assigned at birth

[porquebrute]

It's my 13 year anniversary on Tumblr 🥳

[paulfrankjuliusthemonkey]

anyway. onto better things

[sburbling]

onto better things thursday

[sheet--metal--girl]

first Jimmy Buffett now Steve from Smash Mouth this is like 9/11 for dudes with closets full of Hawaiian shirts

[swampgallows]

(x)

[cannibalchicken]

[radiofreederry]

Lol

[cavegirlpoems]

I cannot stop laughing at the idea that socialism ignores humanity’s highest spiritual ideal: owning yachts.

[postmodernmulticoloredcloak]

I also love the idea that prisoners and slaves have perfectly fine lives where they basic needs are met, but they tragically lack yachts 😔

[anexperimentallife]

[radicalhelmet]

it strikes me as odd that all this research into the "mediterranean diet" was not accompanied by equally extensive research into the "mediterannean healthcare system"

[crazy-pages]

Also the original research into the Mediterranean diet was performed over Lent, did not mention this, also involves just asking people what they have eaten over the last week which is a notoriously bad method, and then also mysteriously excluded half of the countries analyzed because they didn't fit the trendline of more fat equals more heart disease.

[amilkyway]

fireflies lighting up a rural Pennsylvania field at dusk

[spaghettinatural]

As a european i sometimes forget furefkied are actually real and not american folklore/cryptids. Like you’ve got friendly little bugs that glow in the dark….. b r uh

[roach-works]

in case europeans were worried: we love them very much! even tho they’re clumsy and slow and sometimes bump into you, no one swats fireflies here, or takes them for granted. even grownups sometimes reach out in the summer and gently catch a firefly for a minute before letting it go.

[actualaster]

By “reach out” that’s meant quite literally–you just kinda. Stick your hand in their flight path and they land on you and will sit on your hand for a bit. Sometimes if you’re just walking or standing outside while they’re active you have to shoo them off you because they’ll just. Sit on you.

They’re harmless and very pretty and it’s always a treat to see because they’re out for a relatively short time each year.

[ahotknife]

kids these days don't know about Little Talks by Of Monsters and Men. they'll never understand

[ahotknife]

you get it...

[tweewig]

seeing two mutuals who have the same interest but aren’t in the same circles is like. i want to coordinate a play date

[highcaliper]

#those 2 mutuals have each other blocked

[qreyert]

they are girlfriends to me ❤️

[grinderhash-deactivated20231003]

no i havent seen that critically acclaimed movie with significant relevance to culture. no yeah, still working through bad stuff from other decades

[alizalayne]

i was at an author event recently and a mom came up to me and was like “you should make sure in your books that you have a page where it’s a whole house but cutaway and you can see into all the different rooms like a dollhouse and there’s different things going on in the different rooms. little girls love stuff like that” and i was like that is so true and i bet you also love it. i love it too. don’t worry

[sophsun1]

IT'S ALWAYS SUNNY IN PHILADELPHIA | → S16 E5. Celebrity Booze: The Ultimate Cash Grab

[meowmachine-56]

garf :3 💜💙

[samasaur]

the full strip

[jimmmachintosh]

That makes it WORSE

[beardedmrbean]

[pookam]

I TRIED TO CONVERT A NON-FUNCTIONING VIDEO IN VEGAS AND IT FUCKED UP

[ferronnuff]

what the wasp in the corner of my room sees in its final moments