It’s Gundalf

[thinkingabout-girls]

“but what if i’m being annoying :(“ everyone’s annoying dipshit it came free with fucking being alive and existing. now go talk to your friends

[cadaverkeys]

You guys rlly don't realise how much knowledge is still not committed to the internet. I find books all the time with stuff that is impossible to find through a search engine- most people do not put their magnum opus research online for free and the more niche a skill is the less likely you are to have people who will leak those books online. (Nevermind all the books written prior to the internet that have knowledge that is not considered "relevant" enough to digitise).

Whenever people say that we r growing up with all the world's knowledge at our fingertips...it's not necessarily true. Is the amount of knowledge online potentially infinite? Yes. Is it all knowledge? No. You will be surprised at the niche things you can discover at a local archive or library.

[inkie-heart]

meow

[weaver-z]

There's a 12 year old photo of a cat on reddit I have saved because it has such a powerful energy that I can't afford to lose it

[weaver-z]

^ Hail ETHELDRED THE WHITE, Guardian of the Starless Void, Keeper of Forbidden Knowledge

[mynorthernattitude]

Not to be a whore but, do you wanna build a Lego set together?

[memeclassheroes]

[pangeen]

“ cozy cabin “ // giulio groebert

[sewerfight-deactivated20250114]

when I was around twelve I used to sit at the family computer and send hatemail to a white french dude named Jacques who was a self proclaimed communist on Tumblr. This was back in the day when you didn't need a blog to send anon hate. I had no real beef with him but I just didn't like his tone. used to send him "SHUT UP Jacques" periodically. and he'd answer every single one of my asks like "who is this?? show your face or I'll fucking kill you" and I'd be like "now now, that doesn't make sense, jacques" all haughty and he'd get so fucking mad at me. One time he posted a selfie and I sent him an ask claiming I was a psychologist and that his hair parting suggested that he wasn't a communist at all. and he took it deliriously serious and went off on a 2,000 word rant. I can remember going to stay at my grandparents over that weekend, so I didn't even respond to the rant until I came back. I could've chosen to end it there, but when I returned, I sent him another ask which was like "psychologist here again: if you were a communist your hair parting would be in the middle. evenly distributed. All behavioural signs point to someone who doesn't take their own values seriously." and he went ballistic. really swearing at me. all caps type beat. he never turned the asks off, btw. which always made me wonder if he didn't know how to, or if he didn't want to cause he was convinced he was fighting a war, and this action would ensure he lost it. anyway this went on for weeks until one day I completely forgot about him like he was some kind of childhood imaginary friend I'd conjured up in my loneliness. but yesterday I happened to recall the whole scenario, because my buddy was like "remember when you were twelve and I came over to your house, and you showed me on the computer how you'd been terrorizing this random French guy for days on end. And you were laughing like fucking crazy. and I said it wasn't funny because he probably had problems, and you were like 'oh.' and you looked a bit guilty for a second, but then you went and got a grapefruit from the kitchen and threw it out of the second story window at my kid brother, who was playing in the street, and then you started laughing again?" Well. when she put it like that, needless to say I felt bad. so Jacques if you're out there I'm sorry I was such a little shit. you had totally normal hair, and you only wanted people to share stuff. If it's any consolation I know every day of my life that I'm probably going to hell for the sick things I have done

[internetwesley]

[jupitervega]

[id: an absolutely massive tumbleweed rolls down a road as the camera operator drives past in a car. the katamari damacy theme song has been edited over the video]

[queer-as-city-folk]

This is actually a pretty well designed road, it doesn't have businesses on it because it is for movement, and better yet has wide bike lanes that have a separation from the road with bollards

[theweirdwideweb]

[eroticcannibal]

Im learning that way too many of you have no regard for your own safety or the safety of your data and also that you would be found by bailifs in a day

[eroticcannibal]

No but really, pro tip. If you never ever respond to your name until you know who is on the phone, then anyone chasing debts cannot confirm that you are at that number.

[intomay]

Caller: "hello, can I speak to [name] / am I speaking with [name]?"

You: "I'd like to know who's calling / who am I speaking with?"

Caller "this is [caller]"

You: "why do you need to speak with [name]?"

Don't give them ANY information about you til you know who they are and why they're calling. Even if you're not in any financial trouble or have any debts this is real good practice

[sic-semper-hominibus]

oooh this is good

[lasrina]

In the 19fucking80s, before caller ID, I was taught that the correct way to answer the phone was, "Hello?" "Hi, can I speak to [name]?" "Who's calling, please?" and wow, apparently this habit needs to make a comeback yesterday.

[marinella-ela]

[roccondil]

I have heard fisher cats’ vocalizations being described as screams or cries of kids or children… but I never understood exactly how uncanny their actual sounds are!

[d0cpr0fess0r]

These cats are powering up

[corvigay-clutter]

[dovewithscales]

They literally do sound like children pretending to be animals. That’s wild.

[restarttheworld-deactivated2023]

damn

[catchymemes]

[urbanfantasyinspiration]

My God they actually look like dogs now

[introvertbard]

Lord, the changes! DO PUGS NEXT!!!

[dusky-phantom]

ACTUALLY! A breeder in Germany started to breed healthier pugs called “retro mops” and currebtly ppl are trying to get AKC and UKC to recongnize them as the new standard.

heres the comparison:

[introvertbard]

Reblogging with updates! Healthy bulldogs AND healthy pugs! ❤️

[rpmaniac]

The absurd breed standards are a recent thing, developed in the past 100-150 years. The healthier breeds are much closer to their 19th century ancestors.

A pair of French bulldogs painted by Carl Reichert (1836-1918)

“Sweet Temptation or Willpower”

Charles Van den Eycken, 1891.

[headspace-hotel]

“Sweet temptation or willpower” I love that painting so much

[krakensdottir]

Can we talk about how much CUTER they look with those pert little muzzles?? like holy shit why is this not VASTLY more popular?

[hyrude]

i was in a thrift shop the other day and they were playing the most unsettling variations of normal christmas music, culminating in this rendition of the 12 days of christmas except it was like 12 guys all singing over each other and going “no!” and interrupting the lyrics with random other phrases until they deadass just started singing 5 golden rings to toto’s africa. can anyone confirm that this is a real song and not that i stroked so hard i astral projected into a universe where everything is somehow worse than it is here

[flaminggoosememe]

https://youtu.be/2Fe11OlMiz8

I remember listening to this in grade school. I am going to go get some Chinese food.

[pizzopaps]

this is what my anxiety attacks sound like

[tchrgleek]

Oh I needed this laugh this evening. Thank you so much.

[honeysucklepink]

In case anyone didn’t want to leave Tumblr and just hit “play”

[topmiata]

💦 @eunos_build #TopMiata #JDM #Mazda #Miata #MX5 #roadster #namiata

[ho3hologram]

Not to sound like a slut but can I snuggle into your side, listen to your heartbeat for a bit, and feel your skin on mine?