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@goodmorninggiraffe
MYTH: Americans set off fireworks on the 4th of July, in honor of our Independence Day
FACT: Americans set off fireworks from approximately June 20th—July 20th, for no reason other than this is the time of year that you can literally buy them at any grocery store
how and why is nail biting such a difficult habit to drop? it’s not like I dip my fingertips in fucking nicotine.
AGREED. It's so hard! They're always just at the tip of your fingers!
what do you MEAN I cannot achieve perfection through self-violence?!
only thing that helped me was finding a non-harmful habit to replace it with
got a chewy stim necklace from stimtastic (rip) + started stashing nail files everywhere
I’ve tried stim toys but they do nothing for me. I need to be able to rip and destroy things.
I was doing REALLY WELL last year when, for the first time in my entire life, I managed to grow them out and keep them painted for about eight months. I gave up growing them out when they turned out to be too thin to stand up to everyday wear and tear, and once I got out of the habit of painting them I was right back to square one. It sucks and even my friends interrupting and telling me to stop doesn’t help… it’s like an evil itch that I need to scratch or I die.
"our son made it through the war to come of age, let's fucken party! rsvp only if you're a little bitch who's NOT coming. all y'all not dead of alcohol poisoning by morning (lmao losers) get dunkt on"
How do you like your marshmallows
untoasted
lightly toasted
golden brown all over
burnt
you know when somebody says this that they mean either a short amount of time, a long amount of time, or maybe just neither
(via @awesomebutunpractical)
Being the only daughter remaining and turning out to be a massive disappointment to my parents has unlocked a whole new level of self hatred
so much of being an ok person is just 1) not panicking, 2) not taking things personally, and 3) not letting the vindictive gargoyle that lives in your head tell you what to do. this sucks because brains love doing those things
Truly such a beautiful day for their majesties the new king and queen may there rule be long and prospero- BLIMEY! ITS PRINCESS DIANA AND SHES GOT A STEEL CHAIR
i am NOT gaslighting you. i am lying to you. gaslighting implies a level of effort that i am simply not putting in. deceiving you does not require much
I’m crying my beautiful husband has wrapped the most limp wristed pathetic sickly blunt in the world
How
-2 grams of weed in this bad boy. you smoke this and you get less high
It's called soberweed, supposed to turn you into a real productive member of society
You wanna hit off this bro? *Hands you a piece of string I pulled out of my pocket*
i found the perfect display for my 100,000+ year old shrimp fossil
am i insane or should masks be mandated for hospitals as a permanent installation. a forever institution. always. covid is an irrelevant factor when hospitals are always full of both very sick and very immunocompromised people..?
Listen, if you interrupt me with a new task while I’m midway through another, you aren’t allowed to be mad when I switch to the new task immediately. You clearly thought the new task was important enough to interrupt me with it!
I am just a little pikmin! You’re the one with the whistle!!
‘You need to learn to prioritise’ no YOU do! You’re the one dishing out tasks!! All I need to do is take things back to the onion!
obsessed with this post because it forced me to pronounce “meatballs” in a way i never would have before. meæãt balls
Hanging out with old people rules because after a while they trust you enough to confess to murder totally unprompted
Wait what.
Sometimes old ladies had to kick the ladder out from under their stepfathers when they were girls and that’s valid
oh, my little old lady murder story was her replacing the medication in her abusive husband's capsules with rat poison.
"back in the day, our grandmothers worked on their marriages and didn't get divorced!" nah, friend, they COULDN'T get a divorce so sometimes they killed their fuckin husbands. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
My grandma murdered her first husband the first time he beat their daughter.
My college was next to an assisted living facility and one time we went over there to draw people’s portraits so we could get practice drawing older people. The lady I was drawing idly told me that she "dealt quite handily with her first husband” while making a stabbing gesture. Five minutes later she requested I make sure not to draw her double chin. I honored that request.
So when I was a child my grandmother told all these great stories about growing up in the Alaskan wilderness. Amazing bad ass stories about her and my great-grandmother. I recently asked my mom why my great-grandmother moved from Texas to Alaska in the first place. Turns out my Great-grandfather was abusive to my great grandmother for years and she lived with that until the first time he hit my grandmother, who was like three at the time, my great-grandmother got him very drunk and beat him to death then moved to Alaska to hide from the cops.
Men don't realize their life expectancy went up thanks to divorce.
Figure 9.3 shows that the number of males killed by intimate partners dropped by 71.4% between 1976 and 2002. Researchers and advocates for battered women attribute this dramatic decline to the widespread availability of support services for women, including shelters, crisis counseling, hotlines, and legal measures such as protection and restraining orders. These services offer abused women options for escaping violence and abuse other than taking their partners' lives. Other factors that may have contributed to the decline are the increased ease of obtaining divorce and the generally improved economic conditions for women.
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We don't blame them
theyre just so smooth
no?? Their skin is like sandpaper
guess the scratchies were just that good??
i went into the ocean and pet all the sharks they were so smooth they were like a fine silk
