Not Today OSI

Y’all are insane if you think I’m putting any of my personal information out on the Internet.

[furrypost-generator]

[furrypost-generator]

bitches be sucking farts there

[ravingsockmonkey]

Found the source of the infographic that explains how the results were obtained!

[alexseanchai]

there’s sixteen Colorado counties that their most searched was “wolf furry”, plus thirty-odd counties (not counting either Arapahoe or any of the ones marked here as “Insufficient Data”) which may well have had plenty of searches for “wolf furry”, just fewer than for whatever they’re labeled here

and “skunk furry” searches in Arapahoe County outnumbered “wolf furry” searches in the entire state of Colorado

something tells me Skunks Georg

[headbenzhawk]

we did it, we created furry gerrymandering

[zeevawyte]

It is important to me that Ryland Grace is a cis man.

This is not to say I hate the idea of trans/nonbinary Grace, not at all. Everybody deserves representation and if you see yourself in that good for you.

But that's also why cis Grace is so important to me.

Because Ryland Grace is a man who is a teacher. A man who loves teaching so much that when he finally became the leading expert in his field - helping to make world-changing discoveries and meeting the most powerful people on the planet - he constantly thought about how much he'd rather be back in his classroom. Back with his kids.

Ryland Grace is a man who works under a woman, and only complains about it because she pulls him out of his lab and drags him all over the world with her to meetings. He's a man who works with women - who argues with and respects and befriends women - just as easily (or not) as the men around him.

Ryland Grace is a man who chose to wear a flowery dress under a cardigan because it was there and it was comfortable. A man who likes silly punny t-shirts and bright colors and soft clothes.

Ryland Grace is a man who let out a scream so squeaky and high-pitched when the gravity shut off that it would be insulting to little girls if I used that comparison.

Ryland Grace is a man whose first instinct in any scenario is curiosity and whose second is compassion and empathy.

Ryland Grace is a man who cries when he's hurt. A man who cries when he's happy. Who cries when he's grieving, when he's overwhelmed, when he's afraid. He throws a trash can when he's frustrated. He thunks his forehead on a doorway when he's embarrassed. He laughs and waves his arms and spins around when he's excited. He's a man who feels things fully and isn't ashamed to show it.

Ryland Grace is a man who gets sick on the elevator and pulled off an EVA in gravity while the ship was literally ripping itself apart around him. He's a man who trips over nothing and managed to haul a limp 400 pound rock alien across the ship and up a ladder.

Ryland Grace is a man who was a coward. A man who ran instead of choosing to make the sacrifice. He's a man who didn't go quietly with dignity when he saw that the walls were closing in. He's a man who begged and pleaded and made threats he didn't mean because he was scared and didn't want to die.

Ryland Grace is a man who found someone to be brave for. Not through a relationship or parental/familial bond - but for his best friend.

And he still cried about it. He chose to be brave, to make the choice he'd fought so hard the first time. And he still grieved what he was giving up. He chose to turn around, and accepted that he would die because of it. And he was still scared and wanted to live.

But he loved his friend more.

Ryland Grace is a cis man, and that is important to me.

Because Ryland Grace is curious and compassionate and chooses clothes for comfort over everything else. He's an incredibly intelligent scientist who found his true calling, not as a researcher but as a teacher. He's friendly to everyone until you give him a reason not to be, and doesn't discriminate with either respect or distain.

He was betrayed by the people he was closest to. He understands why. He breaks down when he remembers what they did to him, and adds a little inside joke for them in his goodbye message to make them feel better.

He didn't want to leave Earth. He loves living on Erid. He would've let a lot of people suffer and die because he was scared of dying himself. He chose to give up his chance to live if it meant saving his best friend. He's smart and a little bit stupid. He's unashamedly nerdy. He's resourceful and clumsy and clever and emotional.

He's a coward. He's brave.

Ryland Grace is all of those things.

And he is a man.

And I don't think we get enough men like that in media.

[loony-ludy]

It’s so hilarious to me reading fics where Grace talks to other Eridians and uses gender neutral terms for every single one of them EXCEPT for Rocky

He learned that Eridians have no gender but it was too late for Rocky he already got hit with the boy beam

All Eridians are agender except for Rocky who is AMAFC (assigned male at first contact)

[need-a-new-reality]

The only other Eridian with a gender being  Adrian. By virtue of being Rocky’s mate is female due to grace’s (unknown) cultural bias towards traditional gender roles.

[billspreston-esq]

an incomplete collection of tweets i consider to be short poems

[billspreston-esq]

[deathliker]

i have some too

[moonssnail]

I think about some of these all the time and they bring me such joy so im reblogging to keep them near ♡

[labelleizzy]

I hope death is like being carried to your bedroom when you were a child...

[novenmums]

i see a doppelgänger in myself

[caimofnoceur]

47 more free and helpful things, that everyone can take advantage of

Music

Gnoosic is your place go for new music recommendations. It asks for three of your favourite bands, and based on them, spits out an artist that you might like. You can also “like”, “dislike”, or mark it as something you aren’t familiar with – which further refines the results.

NoCopyrightSounds is a copyright free / stream safe record label, providing free to use music to the content creator community. NCS Music is free to use for independent Creators and their UGC (User Generated Content) on YouTube & Twitch - always remember to credit the Artist, track and NCS and link back to our original NCS upload.

Radio Garden take a trip 'round the world's airwaves! Just pick a city — literally any city — and Radio Garden will play you whatever its local radio station is broadcasting.

Radiooooo Radio Garden walked so Radiooooo could run. This site adds a timeline function so you can listen to radio from not just anywhere, but anywhen. Get down to those 1910s Germany bops!

Art

Krita free and open-source raster graphics editor designed primarily for digital painting and 2D animation.It is made by artists that want to see affordable art tools for everyone. It runs on Windows, macOS, Linux, Android and Chrome OS

29a.ch interactive site that lets you color what looks to be a map of the cosmos, but I'm honestly not sure. Whatever it is, it's mesmerizing.

Games

Patatap is an interactive website that responds to the keys on your keyboard with a sound and a brief animation. Now imagine hammering in entire sentences – and you got an explosion of sounds, colors, and movement! Once you start typing in random paragraphs, it becomes almost hypnotic, in a way.

Drench a very simple browser game, Drench gives you a board with different colored tiles, and you use the buttons to flip the colors around. Do this until your board is full of tiles of a single color only.

River Styx an interactive point-and-click game that takes you through the river Styx and the Underworld. You will meet many Greek Gods and Goddesses here, and you will also be learning a lot about their myths and legends.

2048 this website lets you play a game called 2048, which is kinda like Tetris but with addition. Use your arrow keys to try to combine numbers until you reach 2048, or go ~beyond~ and try to reach 4096.

Little Alchemy 2 fun little time killer. As its name suggests, the website deals with the process of transformation you achieve when you start mixing different things. You start with Earth, Fire, Water, and Air. The goal is to create as many different materials or objects as possible. For example, earth and air will form dust. There are no rules just mix and match your creations to create new ones. You will not even know where your time went.

Akinator website is magic or rather feels like one. You can think of any character in this entire world and through a series of question, it will deduce the name. Don’t believe me, go try for yourself.

Find the Invisible Cow You’re going to want to make sure your sound is on in this fun finding game! Find the invisible cow in this laugh out loud version of hot and cold.

CookieClicker How fast can you click for cookies? Level up and become a cookie pro with this fun time-wasting website!

Knowledge

Zooniverse A really neat website that brings people together to create one of the largest platforms for people-powered research. Volunteers come together to assist professional researchers. There is no need for a specialised background or training; all you have to do is to answer simple questions.

Cool Hunting is a really cool publication platform that uncovers the latest in design, technology, style, travel, art and culture. If you are into art, architecture, and culture, then this website is perfect for you.

OCEARCH Shark Tracker This one looks right on the money for the folks who can’t get enough of sharks! With OCEARCH Shark Tracker, you can keep a track of tagged sharks as they are busy swimming around the deep ocean. Moreover, the website also lets you zoom in on a particular location to check where sharks have been swimming for the past year.

Ad Astra-app An essential tool for every astronomer. The star atlas and skyguide that makes it really easy to pick the best objects, make your own observation list and use it when you are outside

100,000 Stars is one of the most beautiful things I have ever seen on the web. It shows a representation of galaxy with stars inside it. You can take a tour which starts from the Sun and takes you to the outer edges of the galaxy while teaching you valuable insights in between.

wikiHow is an online wiki-style publication featuring how-to articles on a variety of topics. For example: How to make ginger ale, How change a lock or How to survive an encounter with an ostrich.

Cooking

Cooking for Engineers is a godsend for those who love to cook. This website has it all, from recipes, to kitchen gear, to cooking tests, down to a handy dictionary. The best part about this website is its classic 90’s layout, which makes accessing the recipes and files intuitive and easier.

My Fridge Food at this point, your fridge probs has, like, three random items in it, and you're starting to panic about meal options. Enter My Fridge Food, which inputs everything you have in your kitchen and outputs a recipe. Bless.

Work, or relax

Da Font Tired of your basic Times New Roman? You can spend hours downloading new fonts from typography artists to spice up your new document!

A Soft Murmur If you’re looking to create your own ambient background music to listen to while you work or read, A Soft Murmur is the fun website for you! Create your own mix of white noise and other natural sounds to relax and waste some time.

Rainy Mood Get all the benefits of rain without getting caught in it with Rainy Mood! This is perfect for setting a relaxed and chilled out mood.

I Waste So Much Time The website is designed to literally allow you to waste your time. There are no long articles, just funny pictures with embedded texts. A very good time waster for short breaks.

This Is My Website Now The website truly kills your time. It is just a collection of small games which you can play on your browser. Effective for less than 10 minutes of usage, it’s good for a short break.

Instructables If you’ve always wanted to learn how to DIY but didn’t know where to start, try Instructables. They have community posts with step-by-step instructions to help you become a DIY master in no time.

OBS Open Broadcaster Software is free and open source software for video recording and live streaming. Stream to Twitch, YouTube and many other providers. only downside to it is that you have a power director watermark in the corner of your video, but its not very large.

Sleepytime is your sleeping schedule out of whack? This fun website calculates exactly when you need to go to sleep and wake up in order to get a good night’s sleep.

Boredom

MapCrunch Go on an adventure without leaving your home — because you can't! This site plops you down in a random location on the globe, and all that's left to do is explore.

List of Conspiracy Theories Get sucked down the dark rabbit hole of the internet that will have you denying history and wearing tinfoil hats. Wikipedia’s list of conspiracy theories will have you scrolling for ages!

This Person Does Not Exist If AI and deep-fakes fascinate you, this is a website that will either make you very excited, or give you nightmares about whether ‘The Matrix’ is real, and if you, at some point in your life, took the blue pill instead of the red one. Either way, the website generates fake people using GAN (or generative adversarial networks), and displays them to you. You can refresh the page to see a different face. Also, if this interests you, you might also like:

This Cat Does Not Exist. You know, because why stare at human faces when you can look at cats instead.

The Useless Web Want to see what the Internet truly has to offer? Take a peek at The Useless Web to see what truly is out there.

Not Always Right Had a bad day at work? Did that one annoying, pesky customer or client who just wouldn’t shut up tried to give you a hard time, and succeeded? Then this website is just perfect for you! It’s a collection of stories about customers who just don’t know when to shut up.

Zoom Quilt If you're looking to be hypnotized, then check out this site, which is basically a picture that infinitely zooms in to reveal new pictures.

Just for fun

Tickld is your go-to spot for anything humorous and funny, for anything that’s really cool and interesting, or stuff that’s just plain WTF.

Paper Toilet Just because stores are sold out of toilet paper doesn't mean you have to live without. This site features some interactive TP that you can roll up or down.

The Passive-Aggressive Password Machine Type a password (real or fake) into this site and it'll shade you for how much it sucks.

CoolThings is a collection of cool things. From entertainment, to gadgets, to even toys and inventions, there is bound to be something here that will interest you.

This Is Why I Am Broke This is a great website for discovering new gift ideas which are distinct. The products range from a few dollars to a few thousand. There’s something for everyone here.

PostSecret is a very interesting website. Visitors are encouraged to send in anonymous postcards on which they write their secrets. There are all sorts of secrets on all kinds of postcards, and the variations make this a really interesting project. However, be warned – these secrets are very real… and very heavy.

NOIYS – Post, read, forget is a place to post an anonymous note to be viewed by many people, only to be deleted within 24 hours. It’s the perfect website for venting anonymously and not worry about the consequences, as it will be deleted within a day. The best part (or maybe worst) is that strangers can reply to your note, too. That way, you can have a running conversation with a complete stranger.

Scream Into the Void Take your outrage about our current situation (or any problem in your life) and throw it into the void. Just type out your feels and then click the "Scream" button, which does exactly what you think it does.

And lastly...

Dildo Generator Welcome, good citizens of the web, to my favorite site of all time. It's right in the name: You can generate a custom dildo by length, width, base, contours, and so many more variables. Things get wild pretty fast.

Eyebleach Did you see something on the internet that was just too scary? Or just need to get it out of your head? Click on Eyebleach to be fed adorable pictures of puppies, kitties, or babies!

Earlier post

[headspace-hotel]

Adding Boil the Frog to the musics list

Radiogarden is Amaaaaazing

[purely-nicole]

Two more for the music list:

- Muspy: Track when your favorite artists have a new album coming out via RSS feed.

- Songkick: Scans your library and tells you when bands you like are in town.

[pandoras-tear]

I love seeing content where Shinichi forgets that he’s not Conan anymore, but I NEED to see content where everyone else forgets that he’s not Conan anymore.

Ran scolds him for “getting himself into trouble” and Shinichi has to stand there getting lectured in front of the police for doing his actual, adult job.

Heiji tries to lift Shinichi up to show him evidence, forgetting that they’re only inches apart in height now. Shinichi just kinda hangs there until he’s put down.

Kogoro yells at Shinichi for leaving the house so late and he has to explain that he’s going back to his own house. To sleep. Because he lives there.

The detective boys break into Shinichi’s house to whine about him not showing up to school that day, forgetting that he goes to college now. They pout so much when they remember that Shinichi has to promise to walk them to and back from school the next day. Haibara thinks it’s hilarious.

Akai keeps calling him “Boya” despite Shinichi being very clearly an adult man now, and Shinichi’s not entirely sure if he’s fucking with him or not.

[phoenixkaptain]

I love the dynamic between Kaito and Shinichi because it is literally Conan being like "Hey, do you want to take part in this highly dangerous, we-all-might-die-painfully plan I concocted?"

Kaito: "No."

Conan: "Oh, because you can't do it? It's too much for you to handle?"

Kaito, gritting his teeth: "Run the plan past me one more time."

Like, Conan can bait Kid into doing the dumbest shit, and Kaito just falls for it every time and both of them almost die almost constantly and it is the funniest relationship for them to have.

Kaitou Kid, internationally wanted criminal who steals things using literal magic tricks, acts as the voice of reason between the two of them. And Conan is over there like "Thank god I'm the normal one in this relationship" like a little liar and I just love this dynamic more than words can express.

[need-a-new-reality]

Kaito: I’m going to steal something in an entertaining way and then give it right back.

Conan: I’m going to commit a war crime in order to catch this murder.

Conan: that thief belongs in jail.

[shitpostingkats]

Obsessed with the character of Kudo Shinchi. Imagine this smug little rich kid, ooh, he thinks he's the smartest person in the room at any given moment, he solves crime as a hobby because his parents don't give him enough attention at home and also because he really likes Sherlock Holmes. He's extremely autistic. He is vaguely aware he should have hobbies outside of murder (because Sherlock Holmes had hobbies outside of murder) so he's also a varsity player. He makes every conversation about his interests and is genuinely very confused when people find this upsetting (because one of his special interests is murder). He's a sarcastic little greasestain. He's extremely rude and abrasive. He firmly believes that all human life is worth saving. He's a niche micro celebrity. He carries himself like nothing can even touch him. He's walking around just asking to get his ass kicked. And he does. He gets his head smashed in with a lead pipe in the pilot episode of the show in which he is the main character.

[guerrillatech]

[aflo]

posting this on twitter will get you put into witness protection

[truestoriesaboutme]

The magic of childhood is that you were constantly encountering new things. The best way to feel that way again is to fill your life with new experiences.

[terminallyonlinecat-deactivated]

The magic of childhood is that you were constantly encountering new things. The best way to feel that way again is to fill your life with new experiences.

[wizardarchetypes]

Learn to identify bugs 🫵

[redstonedust]

random niche hill ill die on is that i think all languages should be called whatever they call themselves in that language. if it's español en español it should be español in english. what the hell is a spanish anyways.

[need-a-new-reality]

I live in Japan. It drives me me crazy that it’s called Japan. The country is named Nihon or Nippon if you’re being formal. That is I no way similar to Japan!

I know it got that way from an ancient game of monkey phone but it’s 2026! English should be able to call a country by its real name.

[slightly-gay-pogohammer]

pokèmonize yourself!!!!

spin this wheel to see your pokemon type

spin this one to see how you'll look like

how did it go!!!

literally dream scenario

it's good!

i can live with that

could be better

hate. let me tell you how much i've come to hate this since i began to live.

Voting ended onFeb 18, 2025

[slightly-gay-pogohammer]

welp this is getting notes again so yknow what that means

POLL AGAIN how did it go

dream scenario

good :)

okay i guess

eh

nightmare scenario :(

i'm literally a [ insert pokemon in the tag ]

Voting ended onJun 30

[need-a-new-reality]

I’m a ghost star…? Gonna be honest, I’m getting visions of a Ramadan Pokémon.

[ryan-sometimes]

I love how Zohran Mamdani is wearing a suit everywhere. And if he has anything else he puts it ON TOP of the suit. A basketball jersey. A high-vis vest. All worn over the suit. He’s like the mayor character in a cartoon who’s always dressed as The Mayor. If I didn’t know who he was and he biked past me in NYC I’d be like holy shit was that the mayor

[arschfrech]

[ryan-sometimes]

I know his tailor is stressed bro look at this man wearing a suit to fix a pothole

[gay-ya-know]

my favorite recent additions

[bethanyactually]

[fishing-princess]

I Defeated the Demon Lord but it Turns Out the Demon Army was Largely Unaffected and I Fell Victim to a Flawed Belief in Great Man Theory

[leftcosine]

I Executed The Demon Lord With One Flawless Strike And After A Brief Power Struggle The New Demon Government Is Substantially More Committed To The War Because Of Some Reason I Don't Know

[humanfist]

I Successfully Overthrew The Demon Lord And Instituted Demon Democracy But They Voted For A Commie So The CIA Not Some Fantasy Equivalent The Actual CIA Who Have Known About Magic And Alternate Realms The Whole Damn Time But Won't Just Unisekai Me Launched A Counter Coup And That's When Things Really Went To Shit

[need-a-new-reality]

That time I martyred the demon king.

[fishing-princess]

I Defeated the Demon Lord but it Turns Out the Demon Army was Largely Unaffected and I Fell Victim to a Flawed Belief in Great Man Theory

[leftcosine]

I Executed The Demon Lord With One Flawless Strike And After A Brief Power Struggle The New Demon Government Is Substantially More Committed To The War Because Of Some Reason I Don't Know

[humanfist]

I Successfully Overthrew The Demon Lord And Instituted Demon Democracy But They Voted For A Commie So The CIA Not Some Fantasy Equivalent The Actual CIA Who Have Known About Magic And Alternate Realms The Whole Damn Time But Won't Just Unisekai Me Launched A Counter Coup And That's When Things Really Went To Shit

[kiodja]

zooted up on taumoeba soup

[programmerhumour]

Anon visits webpages in 2022

[mornington-the-crescent]

As others have pointed out before, if you visited a web page 20 years ago and it acted like that, you would rightly assume your computer had gotten a virus.