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THE FIRST ENTRY IN MY SCP ANALOG HORROR SERIES IS HERE!!! GO WATCH IT RIGHT NOW. i’m so proud of how it came out and i cannot wait to do more
(also content warning for face horror, unsettling images, sudden disturbing imagery, messing w reality, body horror, and overall scary shit especially in the last quarter of the video)
Because of my absence, I will treat you all to some work in progresses.
OMFG I HAVE NOT POSTED HERE IN AGES LMAOOO
Susan? You know you're in a burgeria right? You could grab a burger?
wait wait can you want a dick but not in a guy way but like just to have one???
you can do whatever you want forever
One of the biggest influences on the way I currently see gender and sex and transgender identity was one tiny sentence
When I was talking to my top surgeon, he mentioned that he'd done top surgery on a butch lesbian. She identified fully as a woman, she just wanted a flat chest.
And that... blew my mind. My own desire for a dick and a flat chest is in a guy way, but the freedom of knowing that it doesn't HAVE to be a guy way, that you can just want a body and have it -
That not only is gender presentation in clothes and so forth mix and match, you can treat your body that way too, not only does your gender not have to 'match' your assigned body your chosen gender doesn't have to 'match' your chosen body because all that really matters, on any of it, is what feels right to you -
I was full up on "you can be trans without wanting to change x part of your body" but learning that that could also apply the other way around was what blew my mind and shifted my whole understanding of identity.
HEHEHEHHEHE
Uhh some random sketches + whiteboard sketches with friends
Joined @/felixwalten's DTIYS on Instagram.
I wonder what Brian won at the fair?
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felix can you sing me a song? *said in a way where i’m a judge at a fifth grade talent show
OK
Ahem
Its me felix
With forest beast realness
Im climbing in your car
Driving so so far
I fucking crashed it into a tree
Please forgive me
Its gonna rain
I'll be in Pain
Please fuckign help Im made of clay
I dont want this to be how i fade away
Im gonna fucking disintegrate
Let me in your house
Meow
Ah
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Tahnks for seeing my songs
! So cool
SO asstastic! thank you boobykins
Haha devstinky (doesnt know what is going on but wants to bully you also)
right now this feels like
If youall keep on bullyoing me I’m gonna tell the teacher 😡😡😡 *kicks the playground mulch on your brand new twinkle toes* *runs over to the swings to sit in solitude*
*walks over to you* Poopoohead 🤣 *leaves*
TEACHERRRRRRRR🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣 T CALLED ME A POOPOOHEAAAAAD THEY SHOULD HAVE TO SIT OUT FOR THE REST OF RECESS NOW
Hey wh- hey dev stop that, shhshh!! I don't wanna go to the office again!
Ugh fine 😒😒😒 but I am NOT gonna trade my spongebob gogurt with you during lunch today. You are on THIN ice here buddy
Aw shucks... Ok...
Students I’m Jack the TA from Mrs. Mary’s room. We can hear everything you’re saying. Please quiet down or else the dog trainer won’t be coming to the auditorium at 12:00 pm today and there will be no break afterwords. Thank you
Ohmygoshe uhm uhm iam so sorryy Jack th TA *eyes start tearing up* pelase don’t tell my teacher she’ll move my name on the board to the red zone plesas please pleaes if I get a referral my mom will take away my DSi and I just gotanew game for it I will be a good student iswear
Ok I won’t . Just a warning
I promise I'll stop too I promise...
well i wont *bites Jack the TA's leg and doesnt let go
AAH ARCHIE STOPPP you're going to get us in trouble!!
i dont freaking care *scratches
Ok..... I guess..... *maims jack the TA
IM CALLING THE PRINCIPAL.
No *bite
ok *walks away
*drags behind you because im still biting onto your leg
ignores your dumb ass
... I'm confuzled. Why Archie biting?
it’s normal
for a daily-garfield strip, i removed a speech bubble and gave jon the ctrl alt del face and realized i had no other plans from there so. this just exists
Yall know that children aren’t property right? Yall know that children aren’t employees right? Children aren’t pets, props, toys, burdens, objects, or anything like that. They’re humans. Small humans you created. You’ve vowed to help them learn, grow, and take care of them. If you can’t love them, respect them, show them care, then you need to give them to someone who will.
I got hatemail for this post three years after the fact, so here it is again!
Where are my children Felix?
Sorry guys I change my username
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Sorry guys I change my username
having a 3yo brother means i get exposed to kids’ shows way more often than i thought i would at this point in my life, but man, binge watching thomas the tank engine as an adult is a wild fucking experience
all these trains (and there’s like 20 counting locomotives alone, don’t even get me started on the anthropomorphic train cabins) are MAD competitive the whole time and will constantly fuck up their own whole day by tring to prove they’re the biggest baddest train. and like, i understand that you gotta get you plot from somewhere and i imagine plotlines like this happen in cars etc. as well, but the other day i was watching and i noticed that all these goddamn locomotives have DRIVERS in them. that apparently have no control over their train’s actions at all whatsoever. so these trains wake up, pick up their drivers, go to work, get taunted by another train who’s like “ha ha i see u there with your 4 cabins but did you know i can pull SIX cabins and still fucking book it at 80mph” and the 4 cabin train will be like “fuck it i gotta prove myself now, hook me up with 4 more cabins” and will inevitably derail themselves or some shit while the engine driver just shuts up and kicks back the whole time
i explained this to my brother and was like, is that fucked up or what, but he just pointed at the green train and went “that’s percy” so i guess that’s his take on the situation
OKAY I’M GETTING IN ON THIS BECAUSE I’M MAD AND FULL OF COLA
I worked on that show. For three hideous months of my life, I did this.
And there was this whole unwritten rule structure about the drivers and what they did and when they did it and how/when they needed to act
And there was this weird fucking balance between what the trains did and what the humans did - the drivers would only act when the train can’t do a thing by itself. Hooking up to another car? Driver does it. Need to shift from one track to another? Driver gets out and does it. Loading up one of the cars? Drivers.
See something funny here? BECAUSE I DID. What driver would hear their sentient train say “fuck it i gotta prove myself now, hook me up with 4 more cabins” and NOT respond with “Percy just shut up and drive we have people to transport or the Health and Safety committee is going to breathe fire up both our asses”???
Naw, they hear their giant fucking trains with giant fucking faces whining about how they are getting old and outdated and how they need to prove themselves by doubling their reasonable capacity and they go “welp, okay” and they get out and they hook up those cabins.
Otherwise, the trains had total autonomy to do whatever petty competitive shit the plot of the day demanded that they do. Go way too fast and end up breaking because they wanted to race a new and not outdated engine that’s actually built for speed? They do that. Go 100% the wrong direction because they wanted to show their friends a thing they got loaded up with and end up ruining it? No probbo, Bobbo. Disobey directions given by Sir Topham Hatt HIMSELF because they’re too proud? You do the thing buddy. Strain way too fucking hard to carry 8 fucking cabins when they were only built for 4? YOU GO FOR IT YOU MORON TRAIN.
SO WITH ALL THAT HERE’S MY THEORY that I had to develop because it was either that or never stop drinking ever again
Those drivers? They never speak to each other, never acknowledge the existence of any humans. They get in the train, go with the train, fix the train, load or unload the train. That is all they do.
They’re not human.
They are symbiotic extensions of the trains. They are a combination of the birds that eat parasites off hippos and fucking Boston Dynamics style robots where literally all they do is whatever shit their designated Train Of The Day deems worthy of their time.
With no task to fulfil, they are thoughtless beings. WATCH THEM. They look around at nothing. They blink. Sometimes they lean on the edge of the window. 99.5% of the time, they do nothing, they see nothing, they interact with nothing. They are shaped in such a way as to avoid unsettling the real humans of the world, but are below humans in almost every way - Sir Topham Hatt never speaks to them directly in the way he speaks to the engines.
If the train derails and it’s possible that a human driver would be severely injured? It’s fine, because they’re not actually human. They crumple into a heap of non-euclidian geometry and then rebuild themselves like an inflatable snowman. Their recovery is fuelled by the years of poor decisions they’ve helped enable - all this time they’ve been feeding off the intellect of these trains.
Why do the trains never learn from their mistakes? Why, after more than 30 years, are they still getting stuck, taking on more weight than they should know they can handle, still derailing themselves?
Because these symbiotic train extensions need their slice of the pie. They must feed. And what’s more cost effective than sandwiches? Thought. 30 years of quiet leeching, giving the trains enough processing power to do their jobs, but not so much that the trains don’t need them anymore.
The trains are in a constant state of developmental hiatus because of the drivers themselves.
NOW YOU MAY BE THINKING, this seems weird and unusual. Why would Sir Topham Hatt allow for this? Wouldn’t it be more cost effective for the trains to be able to learn from their mistakes and become better workers?
And to that I ask you… from this entire operation, hauling coal, hauling people, hauling animals, being “really useful”… what do the trains get out of this? They are kept alive and maintained, but neither are they allowed their own independent thought, or their own free time or interests. Everything they do is done under orders of Sir Topham Hatt.
And without the brainpower to devote to critical thought, they are unable to see how their petty struggles to be better than each other only reinforces the system where they are coerced into being “really useful”, above all else.
WAKE UP SHEEPLE
WHY DID HE DO THAT??????????????????
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Taste pool water from the sidewalk
Confirm taste of pool water from the pool itself
