doses & mimosas

homegirl drop it like the nasdaq @ h.annaconda

[libr4baby]

[cyanblur]

what do you call this color gradient?

[cyanblur]

black to the fuchsia

[goodnitegotham-blog]

i’ve learned tom sawyer by rush on guitar so here’s a selfie of me looking like a complete photographic wanker to compensate for my absence

[trueromantic-deactivated2022031]

im a screamer..not sexually just life in general

[cryptoscience]

Alton Brown’s BDSM Extravaganza (Vol. 2) 

[loryisunabletosupinate]

when you’re on cutthroat kitchen and you don’t get any sabotages, but you manage to get yourself cut anyway because you fucked up the dish somehow anyway

[goodnitegotham-blog]

[goodnitegotham-blog]

so today we're all in houston texas and houston has really good food but everyone drives like shit so i cannot wait to leave

[tastefullyoffensive]

[sadgrl]

[goodnitegotham-blog]

i wish that the most exciting thing about me was that i can sleep for ages and wake up energized but it is and that's just sad

[dekutree]

girls: spank me i’ve been naughty

me: its okay we all make mistakes 

[camaronez]

thesis statement: i just think it’s funny how…

body paragraph: first of all…

conclusion: so next time you…

[legendofshanetold]

I know I’ve been here like 2 seconds…. but can we get anons or non-anons going?

[outtagum]

👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

[goodnitegotham-blog]

me: *is frustrated*

me @ me: dont u fuckin do it

me: *starts tearing up*

me @ me: OHHHHHHHHH MY GOD

[goodnitegotham-blog]

i realize that d12 is the shittiest thing to listen to but it was the first thing that came to mind after sitting here for an hour thinking of a caption