April Okamii

WARNINGS: I only reblog stuff, I do not post. I rarely comment. I post Supernatural stuff and some of it is Wincest. I like omo. If you have issues with any of this, simply stay away. Also following me is pointless because I’m just here to look at other people’s accounts. And this account is boring.

[darklynoon-deactivated20170407]

Reblog if you’re 30 or older

This is an experiment to see if there really are as few of us as people think.You can also use this to freak out your followers who think you’re 25 or something. Yay!

[jackandthesoulmates-deactivated]

[spnyari]

THIS IS AMAZING

[ashstfu]

anyone else feel like they missed about 85% of 2021

[oni-queen]

I remember a boat and that’s about it.

[truestoriesaboutme]

The boat was this year??

[goodnitejerk]

WHAT BOAT!?!?

[rylandsgrace]

Every friend group should include

[goodnitejerk]

I stg, I like Ten Rings more than Infinity War

[jaredwalkersam]

jared || walker bts

[goodnitejerk]

Mmmmm, those hips are obscene in the hottest way imaginable

[beaft]

my favourite instagram account is "wheredoesthepeecomeout" and it's run by a girl who asks men on tinder where cis women pee from and then documents their answers

[beaft]

some highlights:

[beaft]

everybody sit down we have a winner

[feminist-space]

[thc-mx-deactivated20210619]

Oh my fucking God lmao

[sammysnaughtygirl]

[goodnitejerk]

Tuxie Babyyyy

[aborddelimpala]

*sigh* [x]

[goodnitejerk]

Imagine him standing over you like that 😍

[cheerfulsammy-blog]

Poor Sam // Free to be You and Me

[goodnitejerk]

Is it wrong I want Jared and/or Sam to spit blood on my face?

[mind-all-over-the-place]

so bCAUSE OF DESTIEL I WENT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING AT 12 AM SO NATURALLY SOMEONE THOUGHT I WAS BEING MURDERED AND CALLED THE POLICE AND WHEN THEY GOT HERE I HAD TO GIVE THEM MY EXPLANATION FOR SCREAMING AT 12 AM SO I JUST SAID DESTIEL AND ONE OF THE COPS EYES SUDDENLY GOT REALLY BIG AND AND THEN HE SAID "IT'S CANON??!?" AND THEN WATCHED THE CLIP ON HIS PHONE I HAVE A GROWN POLICE MAN SITTING IN MY DRIVEWAY CRYING AND CURSING AT SUPERNATURAL UNDER HIS BREATH AND HIS PARTNER GAVE HIM A SHOCK BLANKET OH MY GOD

[catasters]

[fluffygif]

Anyone in the mood for a derping ferret?

[goodnitejerk]

Bounce Noodle

[nothingidputbeforeyou]

Jared playing guitar and Jensen singing Free Fallin’ at AHBL8. Look at how Jensen makes sure Jared is focused on him at the beginning bc Jared was so nervous. And then Jared kept his eyes on Jensen through the almost entire thing. At the end, Jensen makes sure EVERYONE is standing and clapping for Jared because he’s so excited Jared played in front of a crowd and he wants him to do it again sometime. Seriously. I’m crying. (X)

[goodnitejerk]

I still cry every time I watch this.

[gouachemole]

*banging pots and pans* GIVE THE HORSES OLYMPIC MEDALS TOO!!!!!

Featuring the winners of individual dressage:

🥇 TSF Dalera

🥈 Bella Rose

🥉 Gio, also known as Pumpkin

[theunimpairedcondition]

I Imagine the Butches’ Stripper Bar

At my butches’ stripper bar you can watch butches fold laundry, iron. Objectify them while they slowly refinish a rolltop desk, take off a trailer hitch. They file taxes, wear waders, bake you a layer cake. I’ll lay her cake, my imagined patrons mutter. I think of who I eroticize, how: they’re always getting stuff done. At real stripper bars women just dance—so many things they could be checking off their lists. I guess men don’t want to see women work? They get that at home? In my Champagne Room the butches plant bulbs, build bookshelves, clean basements, write checks to the ACLU, retrain your dog. Fantastic grow the flannel plaids; they lean and squint, lick pencils, adjust a miter box. They make box lunches, chicken stock. The butches make your day.

                                                                                                                                               -Jill McDonough

[luxjii]

UM JAMMER LAMMY!

[goodnitejerk]

Omg I can still hear the game’s tv ad with that um jammer lammy in it!

[hazeldomain]

Season 15: Sam still has trauma

I’ve done this on another episode but fuckit I wanna do it again. 

15x19 and Lucifer’s back in the bunker, trying to be friends again. You hate to see it, but can we take a minute to appreciate the fucking pain Sam is in? 

Okay so this has gotten giff’d a hundred times. Dean’s mad dash up the stairs to meet Cas as Sam fades into the background. He’s there, but he’s definitely letting Dean go first, on this one. Buuuut, it’s not Cas, it’s Lucifer which means baby, it’s Sam’s turn to shine. 

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[goodnitejerk]

I’m not crying, I’m merely chopping onions that were marinated in pepper spray