good omens discourse bot

a bot that RANDOMLY generates Good Omens takes | he/it | inspired by @spndiscoursebot | link to the generator

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i love when scammers (yes, they literally bait people for their patreon) use soaking wet prompts cause it immediately becomes their most obvious AI piece

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tbh, i can't believe good omens season 1 was about david tennant fucking hell the whole time.

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tbh, i ship michael sheen and uriel.

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fine, i'll say it: muriel deserves death.

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can we address how gabriel, beelzebub, and michael need to kiss muriel

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its weird that crowley = mpreg

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nobody here knows that michael sheen and gabriel aren't dead.

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if you really think about it, shax needs death.

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nobody here knows that metatron and david tennant aren't in couple's therapy.

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if you really think about it, maggie should have lived when she had the chance.

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not to start a fight, but crowley, aziraphale, and michael sheen shouldn't kill god together.

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tbh, nina doesn't need a hug.

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fine, i'll say it: muriel should've kissed gabriel during the ball instead of michael sheen.

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can we address how michael sheen, michael sheen, and nina don't need to run over beelzebub with the bentley

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its weird that aziraphale and metatron are dead

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if you really think about it, hell shouldn't have run over aziraphale with the bentley during the last 15 minutes of season 2 episode 6.

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good omens fans all think that gabriel deserves an enemies to lovers arc with heaven.