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42,000,000,000,000,000,000 missed calls from “dumbfuck university” to offer me a scholarship
Lena Katina & Julia Volkova of t.A.T.u. photographed by Sheryl Nieds (2002) [✩]
the funniest part of the jason x sex scene post is actually watching jason x and finding out that the sex scene was plot relevant because jason revives at the very same time they were having sex in the room next door and it's implied that jason could sense them having sex while he was cryogenically frozen and it pissed him so much (because he hates sex) that it revived him. if you removed it you would make the movie less funny.
FEAST, GLADLY / MOON STEALER / WARM BLOODED
i hold werewolves as both a symbol of transformation and of self-actualization; they are the other, and the beast, and they are us. this art was created for october’s print club; it was also created for me (and for you).
dick or sheet
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MY BUALLS
Who’s a good girl? Do you know who the good girl is? Do you? It’s you! You’re the good girl! Yes you are, yes!!
woof! :D
awooooooo :3
[Picture of Lyra slav squatting next to a vampire carcass]
oh god. a unit to clean up and investigate will be dispatched.... one of these days we're kind of out of people right now. make sure they don't get back up.
uh. Can they get up without their hearts?
oh! no. no they cannot. please send your coordinates and someone will be along soon to clean up the body.
[redacted coordinates] they were trying to break in and hurt Skyler.
...that sounds vaguely familiar. well, thank you for your vigilantism.
thank my girlfriend properly.
i believe i already have? unless i'm missing something, in which you should tell me.
she’s a werewolf. what do you say to dogs when they do something praiseworthy.
..well pardon me for not calling a stranger a good girl. i figured that might've been a bit strange.
am I not one ? :(
no. you are. werewolves who take out those trying to do harm like that are very good girls. good work.
AWOOOOOOOOOO :3
awooooooo :3
[Picture of Lyra slav squatting next to a vampire carcass]
oh god. a unit to clean up and investigate will be dispatched.... one of these days we're kind of out of people right now. make sure they don't get back up.
uh. Can they get up without their hearts?
oh! no. no they cannot. please send your coordinates and someone will be along soon to clean up the body.
[redacted coordinates] they were trying to break in and hurt Skyler.
...that sounds vaguely familiar. well, thank you for your vigilantism.
thank my girlfriend properly.
i believe i already have? unless i'm missing something, in which you should tell me.
she’s a werewolf. what do you say to dogs when they do something praiseworthy.
..well pardon me for not calling a stranger a good girl. i figured that might've been a bit strange.
am I not one ? :(
awooooooo :3
[Picture of Lyra slav squatting next to a vampire carcass]
oh god. a unit to clean up and investigate will be dispatched.... one of these days we're kind of out of people right now. make sure they don't get back up.
uh. Can they get up without their hearts?
oh! no. no they cannot. please send your coordinates and someone will be along soon to clean up the body.
[redacted coordinates] they were trying to break in and hurt Skyler.
awooooooo :3
[Picture of Lyra slav squatting next to a vampire carcass]
oh god. a unit to clean up and investigate will be dispatched.... one of these days we're kind of out of people right now. make sure they don't get back up.
uh. Can they get up without their hearts?
in a perfect world everyone would be able to access a character customization screen at their birthday every year
okay nerd. just say youre ugly and go
it was more of a gender dysphoria thing but whatever.
la lune
THIS LOVELY FEMME PILLOW PRINCESS IS LOOKING FOR ANOTHER FEMME. SHE LOVES BEING TOPPED AND CALLED A GOOD GIRL. ADOPTING OUT TO A LOVING TOP. DM FOR DETAILS.
late 90s 01/02 on our backs magazine covers from bishopsgate institute archives. | originally posted by on your.knees on instagram.