Namaste'

Sara, 16, Italy

[ptolemaic]

i asked my mom how she met my dad and she said at a college basketball game this guy got distracted and got hit by the ball and got a huge bloody nose and he came up to her after the game and said “i was distracted by you” with like blood all over his face and jersey

[ptolemaic]

so i asked my dad and he said “my friend told me he’d give me 10 bucks if i asked a girl out with my broken nose and she said yes”

[thestrongestrose]

[jenniferlawrencedaily]

Jennifer Lawrence invited her best friend Laura to attend the Oscars Party.

[corgis-everywhere]

[thatdrumcorpsguy]

If it excites you and scares the crap out of you at the same time that means you should probably do it.

[djfrenchoniondip-deactivated202]

Time to fuck a blender

[thatdrumcorpsguy]

wait no

[myapogee]

I love that it’s “wait no” as opposed to “WAIT NO” like you just kinda read it as:

[metrodorus]

[francesco-sidori-deactivated201]

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[kyliejohnstonphotography]

[bessette-deactivated20190517]

when guys are like “Hillary Clinton cant run for president her period will mess things up” first of all what a ridiculous statement second of all SHE IS 66 YEARS OLD DO YOU HAVE ANY KNOWLEDGE OF THE FEMALE ANATOMY YOU BUFOON

[anotic]

[vhord]

[xplodingbunny]

[cutesecrets-blog1]

[kushandwizdom]

[with-grace-and-guts]

Silver Lake by kylesipple☬ on Flickr.

[tastefullyoffensive]

[realizes]

[matialonsorphoto]

es de humano negar

by matialonsor

[hurryhomedrops]