animals are quite funny.. you show them a Thing and theyre like "ok i will Sniff this"..
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animals are quite funny.. you show them a Thing and theyre like "ok i will Sniff this"..
ever since i was a child i knew i wanted to say something funny on the computer
thank you 💜 ill get there
you: *opens my audio biography*
me: hi welcome to my audio biography.. chapter 1.. [begins screaming for 4 hours]
Commissions are open, hmu I have time and a tablet
I hate this. Things like this scare the shit out of me. Yes a parent should be protective. No they should not STALK their child. Yes a parent can get upset at a child. No they should not flip out or let their anger make them out of control, or take out their anger on their child. Yes a parent can lecture and maybe the kid feels like their parent is driving them crazy - but after the last two statements forgive me if I don’t exactly trust these definitions. A parent should never be their child’s worst nightmare. A pain sometimes, ok, but not a nightmare. And the idea of a parent “stalking” and “hunting down” their child is horrifying. If you were a good parent, maybe your child would have communicated whereabouts upfront with you already. And the last statement is the worst. “I will subject you to terror and treat you like my property…. Because I love you!” No one would ever put up with this from a partner, a friend, even a grandparent…. Why is it suddenly okay from a parent?
Fuck toxic parenting.
I messed with settings until I found a brush that I’m pretty damn happy with. Let’s see where this goes.
I have something cooler in the works but this made me happy! And that’s what’s important, so enjoy.
Commissions are open!
I haven’t had too much of a chance to work on commissions lately because of both school and not having my tablet, but I’m back in business and with a vastly updated portfolio. I need to save money to medically transition along with college, and this would go a long way in helping that. Works come in a variety of styles, both digital and traditional.
Icons for blogs, RP or otherwise, start at $20 in full color, and come free as simply a cropped-to-fit image of any full-body or bust commissions! Options on this are: Sketched icon: $10 Linework alone: $15
Speaking of full-body commissions, this is what I specialize in. Any pose, any character. Need a reference? Great! Give me a description and I can get that going right away. Options on this are: Full-Body Sketch: $20 Full-Body Linework: $30 Full-Body Flat Color: $40 Full-Body Color w/ Full Shading: $50 + Background (more detailed setting and not color/patterns): $10 Extra Character: %50 of initial price
Not in your price range? There’s always busts! Bust Sketch: $8 Bust Linework: $15 Bust Flat Color: $20 Bust Color w/ Full Shading: $30
Still not what you’re looking for? I also draw traditionally, with a few varieties on this as well including charcoal, pencils, Copics, simple outlining pens for shading and a few other options. Prices for this can be negotiated depending on the subject and medium, as they take me less time, and are a bit trickier to send off!
If you’d like a better look at any examples of my work, either ones you see above or something more like what you’re looking to commission, just ask!
To contact me, just IM me and if I’m what you’re looking for we can move to Discord or another chat.
I will not or cannot draw: - NSFW - Excessive gore - Hyperproportions - Mechs/Robots/Transformers
If you can’t commission, please spread this around!
Seattle’s new mayor is a lesbian who is getting sworn in in November instead of January because the old mayor has to resign because it turns out he has sexually abused at least 4 underage boys
Currently winning the race for sheriff is a woman married to another woman. Currently losing the race is the incumbent sheriff accused of raping and then intimidating into silence at least one woman.
Queer women taking the jobs of abusive men is a trend I am really behind and hope we can carry on to 2020
do you ever get the feeling that horses know
horses do not have the mental capacity to know. that sparkle you see in their eyes, however, indicate that the vessel is being piloted. and that pilot does know
Fact: Bisexuals don’t need to pick a side, however, when they reach the age of 12, they must pick a sword. It’s an ancient ritual.
You fool… The sword choses the Bisexual.
A few people have asked what happens if you hadn’t realised you’re sexuality at that age. Some bisexuals will intuitively pick or forge a sword before even realising their sexuality, though if this wasn’t you, don’t worry - you can choose a sword any time within a 2 year period of identifying as bi. Should you, however, miss the 2 year cut off, you can talk to the Bisexual Battalion Council though that’s a last resort as it’s a really bureaucratic process and they only ever apply to emails biannually (either twice a year or once every two years but they refuse to clarify which).
I knew I always had my suspicions about the BBC
If You Say It Enough Times, It Becomes True
(Context: The party got sucked into the Shadow Plane. Luckily, we met the Fetchling Medium’s military grandfather and his unit, and he offered shelter in his village. Unluckily, the Medium’s boyfriend, the Human Rogue, is the only member of the party without darkvision, so he’s stuck being led by the hand by the others, including his Half-Orc Brawler rival, who’s been taking much enjoyment from humiliating him.)
Rogue: “DAMMIT! I can’t see shit, and every hostile thing here can see and hide better than me! This is my actual worst nightmare!”
Medium: “Relax, we’ll find something for you.”
NPC Soldier: “Sir? I was told to give these to you during your time here. These darkvision goggles are used by our scouts. They’re designed to scan potential threats, display their abilities on its heads up display, and can put its info down on a blank sheet of parchment on its wearer’s person for recon debriefings.”
Rogue: “…So, they’re darkvision goggles. And it’s also a scouter. And it has a built-in printer.”
NPC Soldier: “…Yes?”
Rogue: “This is the greatest invention military funding has ever produced.”
NPC Soldier: “Yes. Now, this is military equipment, so we can only let you borrow this for the time being.”
Rogue: “…Hey Babe! Check out my new goggles! They’re awesome, and useful, and totally mine now!”
NPC Soldier: “Uhh, Sir? I-I just said–”
Rogue: “Man, I sure do love these goggles, that now belong to me, and no one else!”
NPC Soldier: “Look, you can’t just–”
Rogue: “It’s so great that I have this new gear, that no one will take from me, short of prying it off of my cold dead face!”
NPC Soldier: *Sigh* “You know what? Fine. Fuck it. I don’t care anymore.”
[1920′s gangster voice] every single one’a you’s…… every single one’a you’s is valid…….
t’anks boss
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