The Story of Blixie Blimber

27, Wisconsin. Originally from Brooklyn. Single mom to a sweet little daughter. Barista. Always a Pisces.

[yayfeminism]

A New Hampshire Republican State Representative anonymously created the “Red Pill” subreddit.

Wow.

[sardonicblisters]

these aren’t just bullshitter dweebs in their mom’s basements trolling the internet, these are men who formulate the way we implement laws and who govern the way we live our lives.

[imamisfittoy]

^^^ Hello, yes, everyone needs to see this. It’s not always a bunch of nobodies trolling around on 4chan. It’s, doctors, lawyers, judges, businessmen, bankers, law enforcement, etc. People who have pulls on society. They literally don’t see other groups besides themselves as human or equal

[iammyfather]

No matter how much proof comes out people will refuse to believe.  How many pictures each week do you see of police officers at Klan meetings yet still people claiming it is a fluke.

[lilmoth95]

““Die mad about it” is my favorite shade ever. Now stop making women justify wanting birth control coverage because of all the other health care benefits the Pill has.”

[scarlettohairdye]

DIE MAD ABOUT IT.

[wilwheaton]

DIE MAD ABOUT IT.

[mi5kle]

[elaxisfae]

I’m laughing so hard cause this is deadass what bees do 😂

[justflowerslove]

Save them

[chadbono]

[zvcruvolo-deactivated20200724]

He just shit on your whole life, bitch.

[anarchyandacupofcoffee]

[daisyjonhsons]

Ben and Leslie deleted scene (7x03)

[thatdiva]

Black people protest to stop being killed by police.

White people “protest” for white power and white supremacy.

Spot the difference.

[thebeautyofbecoming]

[diananock]

Aw, yeah, that’s the good shit.

[midnightruin]

I love abandoned ruins so much

[signalrun-deactivated20190312]

the world taken back by nature is my aesthetic

[goofinwiththebees]

Because I'm an adult child #dildont #csabox

[scienceshenanigans]

[immaplatypus]

“I’M ESPECIALLY GOOD AT PRECIPITATING”

[eggscelsior]

“MY WHAT AN EYE THAT GASTON”

[whitmerule]

when i was a breeze i blew four dozen trees every morning to strengthen my gales and now that i’m grown i just raze them with ease, so i’m seven times bigger than wales!

[soft-sunflower]

Just gonna leave this here… 

[hazelgotswag]

Rebloging this to all my blogs XD

[butterynutjob]

1) this is a wonderful example of collaborative transformative art and 

2) i bet disney’s gonna sue

[hugealienpie]

Always reblog people messing with Gaston’s song.

[goofinwiththebees]

Sandy Twizzlers with the new generation 👩‍👧 (at Friendly Valley Beach)

[chubbygirlindreamland]

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My shit right now

[pharaohoftheghetto]

Where’s the iTunes link

[goofinwiththebees]

Still having a crush, still not dealing with it in any kind of way. I've never told somebody I was into them without knowing how they felt about me first. I also worry that it has less to do with him actually and more to do with me projecting the kinds of things I want onto him. At the same time, I do think that at least some of those things are there and I feel like their must be a reason why I'm so drawn to him for no discernible reason. I've never felt this way based solely on looks so I know it's not that. My ex/first love had a dream about a girl he worked with and had no feelings for prior. The dream moved him so much that he developed feeling for her. They got married last week. She's exactly perfect for him and I have no doubt that they'll stand the test of time. I would probably still put too much stock into my dreams even if he never told me about how his love started.

[cyborgsmanifesto]

dealing with the worst case scenario

your condom breaks

you feel a lump on your breast

your friends are ignoring you

you’re stranded on an island 

you got rejected by a crush

you get into a car accident

you got stung by a bee/wasp

you got fired from your job

you’re in an earthquake

your tattoo gets infected

your house is on fire

you’re lost in the woods

you get arrested abroad

you get robbed

your partner cheated on you

you’re on a ship that’s sinking

you fall into ice

you’re stuck in an elevator

you hit a deer with your car

you have food poisoning

your pet passed away

you fall off of a horse

you or your friend has alcohol poisoning

you have toxic shock syndrome

your house has a gas leak

[4velitta4]

I feel like this could be useful in my future

[astrologypixies-deactivated2016]

REBLOG THIS. I CANNOT STRESS HOW IMPORTANT THIS GUIDES ARE, BOOST THIS SHIT

[spacebattles]

I wish more foods were named in the same vein as “I Can’t Believe Its Not Butter!”

[redfurniture]

You’ve Got To Be Pulling My Leg, THIS Is Ranch?!

[roachswallower]

Shut The Fuck Up, Are You Telling Me This Shit Is Ketchup??

[empathy3000]

I Firmly Believe This Is Not Mustard And I Am Horribly Wrong

[toolusingmammalgirl]

I Refused To Believe That This Condiment Was Barbecue Sauce, And I Have Been Summarily Flayed For My Apostasy

[sigmaleph]

I Assigned Negligible Probability To This Being Chili Sauce And Have Since Updated

[pluspluspangolin]

In Which Your Humble Narrator Assumed That The Substance Within This Container Was Not Worchestershire Sauce Only To Be Rudely Awakened From This Delusion By Mysterious Circumstances

[roachpatrol]

So I Figured This Was Jam But Boy Howdy Was I Jumping To Some Erroneous Goddamn Conclusions

[jame7t]

this not soup

[yahenni]

Breadn’t

[goofinwiththebees]

I haven't had a crush in years and now I've got one bad. It came out of nowhere/my dreams. I barely know anything about this guy. How do people live like this? It's horrible!

[evokesart]

Edvard Munch (1863 – 1944)