++pangolin

as with most projects by software engineers, proper documentation has been indefinitely delayed

[ycable]

welcome to body world (inhales shakily through my clenched teeth) a world where everyone has a body

[sequred]

ime pure sociopaths get put out of doors pretty quickly, the people who float to the top are people with very active yet very mercenary emotional lives, thats the new meta

[sequred]

once in a while you see someone whos overcome with pity and horror-at-all-pain the moment their friend is getting shit, whos swamped with tics and trembles whenever they need to look weak, who relaxes into smooth /b/tard cruelism whenever someone inconvenient needs to go. and never hesitates and never gets self-conscious and never feels their opponent threw a nice punch. and look as long as you like these feelings are all completely authentic. every chord of human experience is there but here the instrument's in tune

[sunburnt-brian]

[shrimptin]

[hbmmaster]

usa: united states of america

usb: universal serial bus

usc: university of southern california

usd: united states dollar

use: now this one's just a normal verb

[lauren-ce]

Are there any mecha shows/stories out there where the pilots are all vampires? That seems like a crossover ripe with potential

[pluspluspangolin]

There's Valvrave, but I wouldn't say it's exactly… good

[shrimptin]

[quietsibilant]

the best way to end The Simpsons would be to gradually remove characters as their voice actors die, with no explanation given. until there's only one left.

[toskarin]

the humble combat drill, the trusty pilebunker, the venerable whipsword. what do these have in common? scientists don't want you to know how good they are. they want you to think they suck.

[synth3ticanimal]

[r0zeclawz]

one of these big new indie cartoons should release with an exclusive adopt of like the main character. pay up 10000 dollars to be the only one whos legally allowed to draw pomni. i feel like the resulting fandom drama would change the face of the internet it would be so cool

[toskarin]

do you think insight can be gained about an author from the stories they write?

no. authors are like squids and can only be understood through spirited but ultimately futile combat

[floofshy]

AI agents are very whimsical, in that the best way to automate some tasks is to make a little guy and put him in a box, and when you look inside the box, he says things like "yay! it works" to himself. No other technology wastes time cheering for no one to see like that.

When hidden behind a wrapper, you potentially don't anthropomorphize it enough.

[cerastes]

People don’t even say w00t anymore.

[cerastes]

This sux00rz…

[transjinako]

This is the reality all maids face 

[definitelynotplanetfall]

>fire truck >look inside >water

[str-ngeloop]

[dandelionmoss]

drinking games are kind of like those "try not to cum" games in that you only decide to play the game if you want to drink/cum but within the game's internal logic you have to pretend that you don't want to

[dandelionmoss]

to oppose something is to maintain it