✨Asstrid✨

Home of sexual, Movie nerd, SPN lover, Jason Todd lover, Frank Castle Lover

[goofyahhcomiover]

Am I the only one who has a horrible feeling that Viggo and Krogan did it? And that’s why they have so much beef, bc they hated it so they settled for trying to slime each other 24/7.

[goofyahhcomiover]

Me and my eighty million oc’s against the world fr fr

[goofyahhcomiover]

My brain is so good rn def did not watch a million Zeject/zegect edits on TT and come up with a theory I know for a fact is my true but would be really cool if it was.

What if Zee is Mica but he doesn’t remember? I think it would be cool if he had some kind of memory loss or memory block as a kid and almost died (like with the theory that Mica had heart problems and coded as we assume) and he is now much different from that age. It would be interesting but I know it’s not possible bc I’m sure somewhere it’s mentioned that Mica is for sure gone but still fun to think about.

[goofyahhcomiover]

Imagine having eyes

[goofyahhcomiover]

When did I make this? I don’t remember writing this at all what?😭

[goofyahhcomiover]

It’s my one 34,000 words fic and 8 kudos against the world

[goofyahhcomiover]

ITS 9 KUDOS NOW YAY!!!!

[goofyahhcomiover]

Really wondering how Percy Jackson even passed junior year of high school because all I hear is how much work you have and how you have to be in class every waking second. Like this guy is not making it he’s got fifty world ending issues at the ripe age of 16 and 17 and he was unconscious and kidnapped for most of it

[goofyahhcomiover]

It’s been almost a month since ant titanic and my dads car got over Tun by ants😭😭😭I brought this onto myself

[goofyahhcomiover]

You’ve heard of changing the lyrics to sound straight but I change the lyrics to sound GAY. I like being a lesbian in the spirit of music. HE is bouncing on your booty cheeks? No, SHE is😌 it’s what the producers would’ve wanted.

[goofyahhcomiover]

I would stay in the hole for two years and fight everyday against your mimics just to get back to you two but that’s too niche for you to understand apparently😔😔😔

[goofyahhcomiover]

If I was the hero of a novel I would just refuse the call the action like no thanks not for me I’ll deal with that in another century y’know what? Let’s let my grand kids deal with that one

[goofyahhcomiover]

THE CALL TO ACTION FOUND ME THE CONSEQUENCES NOT GOOD NOT GOOD AT ALL-

[goofyahhcomiover]

If I was the hero of a novel I would just refuse the call the action like no thanks not for me I’ll deal with that in another century y’know what? Let’s let my grand kids deal with that one

[goofyahhcomiover]

I highkey need help coming up with stuff for an oc Can y’all just put random ideas for her in here? Like lore stuff or just little ideas you think would be cool but don’t fit your own oc? I just wanna see what everyone can come up with and what I’ll like

[goofyahhcomiover]

The idea that superhero’s have set routes for patrol is stupid bc like if you have a specific patrol route and go on that exact same route all the time on a set schedule… criminals would learn how to avoid you so easily. Imagine being a superhero like Batman or something and going out on your specific ass patrol (NOT TO SAY BATMAN HAS A SPECIFIC ASS PATROL) and seeing NO ONE. It wouldn’t make sense and you would fight less crime bc it would all be happening everywhere else. I need people to think about this because it feels like everyone I ever talk to never gets it😭😭😭

[goofyahhcomiover]

I think marijuana would’ve been a beautiful name for a child if it hadn’t been used for drugs like imagine Marie and Juana put together it’s like the ultimate combo of Mexican/Hispanic names

[goofyahhcomiover]

Genuinely believe that httyd rtte is what started my want to discover new animals and learn more about different species bc that 3rd episode of hiccup trying to convince the council to let him and the riders go and discover really effected my loser ass at 8 and up

[goofyahhcomiover]

If I were Lex Luthor daughter I would shave my head but still be the baddest bitch at every function and I’d also bedazzle my head but no one wants to hear about that ig

[goofyahhcomiover]

There should be a thing called Ant Titanic where it’s a bunch of ants reenacting titanic and everyone are the same characters from Titanic but Morgan Freeman is also there

[i-am-scared-of-ants-offical]

And in the end all of them except Morgan freeman die :D

[ijustreallylikeants]

The ants then devour Morgan Freeman and everybody dies.

Except the fire ants of course, who can make rafts.

[i-am-scared-of-ants-offical]

And then all the ants get eaten by a whale and die instantly

[ijustreallylikeants]

The whale forms a symbiotic relationship with the ants and become an aquatic colony.

[i-am-scared-of-ants-offical]

But then the whale realises its a greedy whale and eats all the ants

[ijustreallylikeants]

The ants eat it from the inside out and become the rulers of the Seven Seas

[i-am-scared-of-ants-offical]

But then all of the thousands of sea animals that appear when a whale dies to eat its remains all appear and destroy the ants instantly

[ijustreallylikeants]

That only happens when a whale falls to the sea floor, which the ants would not let happen. Therefore, there would be no ecological niche for this scenario

[i-am-scared-of-ants-offical]

How would the ants hold the whale up while in the water?

[ijustreallylikeants]

Using the buoyant grubs as floatation devices.

(Look it up, they actually do that.)

[i-am-scared-of-ants-offical]

I don't think they'll have enough to carry a WHALE

[ijustreallylikeants]

It’s an unusually large colony with unusually buoyant grubs

[i-am-scared-of-ants-offical]

This is an even more unusually fat whale

[ijustreallylikeants]

Wouldn’t that help the whale float

[i-am-scared-of-ants-offical]

Oh wait- its an unusually heavy whale mb

[ijustreallylikeants]

They eat parts of it to make it lighter

[i-am-scared-of-ants-offical]

That will make them proportionally heavier

[ijustreallylikeants]

They don’t consume the whale, they simply dump it over the edge.

[i-am-scared-of-ants-offical]

The whale ghost haunts them and keeps putting the whale parts back onto its dead body so they don't make progress while its corpse starts to sink

[ijustreallylikeants]

They form a religion and exorcise the whale ghost

[i-am-scared-of-ants-offical]

The creation of a new religion summons a school of Christian piranhas who attempt to kill the ants

[ijustreallylikeants]

Ant Jesus descends from that @guilty-artisian ‘s fanfic and converts them to the ant religion

[i-am-scared-of-ants-offical]

CURSE YOU @guilty-artisian CURSE YOUUUUUUUUUJUUU

[guilty-artisian]

[i-am-scared-of-ants-offical]

I'LL GET MY REVENGE ONE DSY, MARK MY WORDS

[goofyahhcomiover]

You should crucify ant Jesus for religion and all make it as close to the original as possible