Awwww poor Green! I would give him tickles all day if he asked!
GREENY DESERVES ALL THE TICKLESSS 😆💜
“You guys are making me blush!”
Monterey Bay Aquarium

ellievsbear

roma★
occasionally subtle
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
🪼

tannertan36
tumblr dot com
we're not kids anymore.
Claire Keane
ojovivo
Jules of Nature
No title available
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
taylor price
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸

Origami Around
hello vonnie
Misplaced Lens Cap

seen from Malaysia
seen from Belgium
seen from United Kingdom
seen from Uzbekistan

seen from Singapore
seen from Türkiye

seen from United States
seen from United States

seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from Germany

seen from Germany
seen from United States

seen from Türkiye

seen from Germany

seen from United States

seen from Türkiye

seen from Malaysia

seen from Germany
@googlee-green
Awwww poor Green! I would give him tickles all day if he asked!
GREENY DESERVES ALL THE TICKLESSS 😆💜
“You guys are making me blush!”
🕜
🕓- It’s tickle time for you!
“O-oh no- wait nope, I’m the doctor and I’m not ticklish, its all of you who are!”
“Then why the stutter, Doc?~”
if they have a tickle machine that sophisticated, no doubt it was the work of the googles; and in order to perfect it, they had to test it... and who else could they test it on but the man who it was being built for?
AAWWW Y E S GET THE HERO GET THE HERO I AM LOOOVING THIS 😆💜
@silvlee-shepherd I believe this entails you~
YOU’LL HAVE TO CATCH ME BEFORE YOU CAN PUT ME IN THAT! *zoom*
@goog-ler-iplier @googlee-oliver @google-switchy-red Brothers?
twenty-five tickle-themed sentence starters!!
sentences that are easy to use for tickle drabbles/fics since i know some of these memes are a lil hard to use for tickle-themed shit so…yeah, here!!
“Try to stay still.”
“I can’t last that long!”
“I’m too ticklish for that.”
“What’s so funny, huh?”
“I feel like you wore that crop top on purpose…”
“You remember your safe-word, right?”
“Tickling is totally cheating!”
“You don’t have to stop…”
“You like this, don’t you?”
“Come over here and make me.”
“Promise you won’t tell?”
“Your laugh is my favorite sound.”
“You’ve gotta wake up!”
“This shirt is so soft, wow!”
“Those socks are so cute!”
“Is this a bad spot?”
“How bad does this tickle on a scale of 1-10?”
“Tell me something embarrassing about yourself.”
“Can I tell you something?”
“Smile for me!”
“I’ll give you five seconds to run.”
“Your hair is tickling me.”
“Stop putting your hands/feet on me, you’re freezing!”
“I’m barely touching you!”
“Is this okay?”
if they have a tickle machine that sophisticated, no doubt it was the work of the googles; and in order to perfect it, they had to test it... and who else could they test it on but the man who it was being built for?
AAWWW Y E S GET THE HERO GET THE HERO I AM LOOOVING THIS 😆💜
@silvlee-shepherd I believe this entails you~
between king and bing who do you think tends to be the ler/lee more often?
Ooohhhh i’m feelin Ler King and Lee Bing 😆💜
Only cause he has that army that can attack my spots at a snap of his fingers!
And because you’re a lee
i need someone to pin me down and tickle the fuck out of me right now immediately i have the biggest craving rn
REBLOG IF YOU THINK FANFIC IS JUST AS IMPORTANT IN A FANDOM AS FANART
hello yes if the tickle monster could maybe come visit me that would be very nice,
What being drunk is like, for fic writers who have never been drunk before
Nothing wrong with never being drunk (in fact, it’s probs a good thing) but it can be hard to write convincingly about alcohol if you’re not familiar with it, and I’ve read enough fics where 5 secs into reading I’m already cringing sooooo
1. It takes more than 1 beer to get drunk
Personally, it takes me (a small female occasional-drinker) either around 3 shots of any spirit, 2 large glasses of wine or 2.5 beer-like drinks within a short space of time to get over tipsy into drunk territory, and to be really drunk-drunk, a bottle of wine (3 or 4 glasses), or 5 shots should do it. BUT IT VARIES FROM PERSON TO PERSON
2. Lime and salt is literally only for tequila
and I know like less than 3 people who actually enjoy the taste of any alcohol
3. Your vision isn’t “blurry” or “foggy”
Alcohol affects your balance not your eyes, so the room defo can seem like it’s spinning but you’ll still have your 20/20. Sometimes it’s hard to focus, but it’s not constant - just every so often your eyes miss their mark.
4. Speech is less “slurred”, more in the wrong order
A great thread on writing drunk dialogue here: https://www.quora.com/How-can-I-write-dialogue-for-a-drunk-character
5. Not everyone gets hyper-sexual when drunk
It’s less a state of horniness and more a state of lowered inhibitions and social pressure
6. Coffee doesn’t sober you up like magic
Alcohol dissipates from the body at a rate of about .015% of BAC per hour, and drinking coffee doesn’t alter that rate
7. Alcohol rarely sends you into a deep and heavy sleep
You’re more likely to sleep fitfully and keep waking (sometimes to be sick, more likely to piss/drink water - sometimes just bcos being drunk is uncomfortable), unless you’re an alcoholic who depends on drink for sleep
8. You don’t *hic* in the middle of every sentence!!
If the drink is carbonated, then maybe, but you’re way more likely to have a problem with bloating etc with alcohol
9. You don’t go straight to black-out, speech-slurring drunk
It takes a lot of units and likely a couple of hours to work up to this stage - for different kinds of drunk this webpage is good: http://krisnoel.com/post/40871345058/my-character-is-drunk
10. Having drunk sex is difficult, awkward and rarely sexy
And you’re more likely to make-out with your friends than any strangers at a club, just because
11. Hangovers are rarely pounding, light-aversion torture
The younger/more tolerant you are, the better. Generally, for a night of heavy but not black-out drinking, you’ll be thirsty, probs nauseous and tired. The room may still be spinning but in an annoying, not painful way, and this’ll go away after a couple of hours and eating something, getting fresh air or having a shower (whatever works for you)
12. People talk nonsense when drunk
You are less likely to get a love confession and more likely to hear about all the rules for a complicated game they just invented, right that second
13. Everyone is different
Don’t make all your characters hyper, or depressive, or angry. For most of the night they won’t get to that stage anyway. Also, remember this whole list is based on my experiences, so feel free to ignore it all and do your own thing.
Happy drunk writing!
It’s not funny having your classmates saying “tickle” in class
I’ve just been thinking about this a lot
@bingylee I think I’ll be ler~
*bing gulped and shivered* i-is that necessary?
Things to bring back in books:
Chapter titles
Actually having a synopsis on the back instead of reviews no one will read
Some excellent additions from the notes:
Maps
Indexes of characters and places with pronunciations
Numbering books in a series on the spine
Tables of contents
Tickle Questions? Cause Why Not?
1. What’s your favorite tickle tool? 2. Favorite Ler? (Tag them if you dare~) 3. Favorite Lee? (Tag them to call them out~) 4. Opinion on blindfolds/restraints? Why or why not? 5. A spot that gets you squealing? 6. How long do you estimate you could last before calling mercy? 7. Ever have tickle fantasies? 8. Why did you make your tickle blog? 9. Does anyone irl know of your interests? 10. Can you say the t-word? 11. Verbal teases, yes or no and why? 12. Upper body tickles or lower body tickles? 13. Neck or ear tickles? 14. Pinned on your back, or your stomach? 15. What do you love about the lees you know? 16. What do you love about the lers you know? 17. Feathers or Paint Brushes? 18. How long have you known about your interests in the community? 19. What’s your favorite way to be tickled? (As in provoked, teased into asking, etc.) 20. Are you/Do you like Polite Lees or Bratty Lees? (Asking for tickles vs Pissing someone off for tickles) Feel free to add questions/truth or dares to these if you wish!
OOF OKAY LETS GO (me, hoping that a certain someone I sent this to will notice but also not kill me, hi ^-^ don’t tell gray)
1. fingers, I’ve never had anything else and I’m not really comfortable using them
2. m’girlfriend, pretty much all of my friends, one, in particular, teases me about so damn much I sjskskdjhfh
3. the same friend that I mentioned earlier- I’ve never actually seen him tickled before but I wish I could, he’s “tough” but really he’s a soft boi and should be taken down a peg every once in a while haha
4. no, it freaks me out for personal reasons
5. ANYWHERE, I’m gonna be honest, I’ve never been tickled that much since I was a kid, but if I ever get tickled by surprise I squeal like a bitch
6. oh god,, 30 seconds?? I’d probably try not to just cause I’d love it too much
7. nothing specific, but damn every time I see an opportunity for someone to tickle me I just start wiSHING
8. I needed an outlet haha ^-^, but also I had some unpublished tickle fics that I wanted to post
9. yeah, most of my close friends, including the one friend I keep mentioning, and my girlfriend, no family knows
10. not out loud sksdkdh, if I’m texting someone, I can’t type it, (I just get super embarrassed), and JUST TRY to make me say it out loud, I’ll just turn red and melt
11. YES!! YESYESYESYES I love them, they destroy me, they just fluster me so much and make me so much more ticklish
12. upper body cause I. have more ticklish spots (underarms, ribs), and not really any on my lower body save for maybe my thighs
13. YES, BOTH!! I’m not super ticklish there, but it’s just so pure- lowkey I pretend to be really sensitive there because it makes my friends happy and I want them to try more places
14. stomach? mostly cause I hate my laughing face
15. I don’t know any irl, but I LOVE the lees who blush SUPER EASILY, I love lees who have the confidence to ask for tickles, I love closeted lees, sometimes you can just tell ;)
16. TEASES, SKKDSHJKJ, the lers I know are so damn teasy, it kills me, and on the contrary, super shy lers, they’re so damn cute
17. paint brushes? personally, I don’t like tools but I feel like brushes are just a lil bit more torturous
18. since like, 6th grade no joke. I knew I always had a weird relationship with tickling, I found out it was a thing in middle school and couldn’t get it out of. my head ^-^
19. all ways- favorites would be: teased into asking, provoked, tickled into admitting something, and being taken off guard
20. personally, I guess I like polite, but bratty lees can be super cute too
WELP THAT’S IT, hopefully, that wasn’t too much, sweetheart ^////^
Just some other tbh notes that will most definitely kill me:
If you want to really tickle me, you have to catch me off guard or tease me relentlessly, regular pokes don’t actually work, which makes me really sad
worst spots: ribs, underarms, thighs
light tickles work the best for right off the bat and after I’m laughing then hard tickles work
most of the time, I tickle people just cause I want them to retaliate OOPS
yeah this is too long nevermind have a good day guys <3
peter retaliating against “baby monitor protocol” by changing the names of Tony’s Iron Man protocols
“hey FRIDAY, zoom in on that building over there”
“Old Man Bifocals protocol activated, Boss”
“what the fuck did you just say to me”
“FRIDAY alert the team that my thrusters are down and i can’t fly”
“sure thing, activating I’ve Fallen and I Can’t Get Up Protocol”
“PETER WE TALKED ABOUT THIS”
Tony: FRIDAY, open these encrypted files we don’t have a lot of time-
FRIDAY: activating the Fr E Sh A Voca Do protocol
Tony, sobbing: PETER WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK DOES THIS MEAN
AMAZING
-Peter gets hurt in a battle- FRIDAY: Bone Hurting Juice Protocol has been activated - Mr. Parker is in distress. Tony: -stops- He’s what? The what? Peter: -over the com- Oof, ouch… my bones…
Tony: FRIDAY! Engage autopilot!
FRIDAY: Activating Jesus Take The Wheel protocol.
Tony: Really, Pete?
Jdjsjsjsks
Tony: Where in the world is that kid??..FRIDAY!! Activate Peter’s GPS
FRIDAY: Activating
“ Helicopter parent protocol”
Tony: *sighs*….why do I even bother
Tony: FRIDAY divert all energy to thrusters
FRIDAY: nyOOOOOooOOoM protocol activated
i literally can’t breathe from this
Go d
Tony, in front of team: FRIDAY activate the electric taze blast
Friday: Activating ‘Wanna Be Thor’ protocol
Thor: *triumphantly laughs*
Tony,mumbling: Now the boys’ gone too far.
Tony: Friday, time to bring out The Blades
FRIDAY: “oh my god why does he have a knife” protocol activated
Tony:
Villain:
Tony:
Villain: did you name it like that on purpose or,,,
Tony, crying: shut up loser
I’ve just been thinking about this a lot
@bingylee I think I’ll be ler~
Which of Markiplier's many alter egos are you most like? Results include: Wilford Warfstache, Googleplier, Bingiplier, Darkiplier, Septiplier, Doctor Iplier, Santa, Creepiplier, Bimm Trimmer, the original Mark, and one secret alter ego...
Well then! I got Darkiplier. I guess I can manipulate you easily but I don’t really do that. Or do I?
I don’t know how to feel about this.
My Choices:
-Play Video Games -Pink -Vandalism -People touching my computer. DON’T. TOUCH. MY STUFF -Slenderman Instrumental song loop -A revolver -Hire My Ass -Pixel black bird tattoo -Browsing the internet -My intelligence -I freak out easily -At the computer -Peacock -Autumn -Hire My Ass!
I got Santa, the drunken child beater.
That’s good,,, right?
I knew it
kinda figured this would happen and im happy about that
Oh gosh
Yey!
@huffle-puff-ego @jellymadebutler
I did the test and got Wilford!