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Okay I this somehow became a quarrels in my friend group. They said big wouldn't give good hugs because he's a "Bing Android" but I think the man would give amazing hugs!
He would SO give amazing hugs đđ
Taped And Tickled Silly ~ A Markiplier Ego Fanfic
WOOOOOO NEXT FABULOUS ANON PROMPT HERE WE GO! TIME FOR A COOL DUDE ANDROID AND ONE HALF OF AN EXISTENTIAL DUO LETâS DO THIS!
TAGGING: @bingyleeÂ
Bing really shouldnât be left unsupervised ⊠and yet here we are. First, a little context. Even after the gloriousness of Unus Annus no longer existed on YouTube, the two sharply suited faces of the year-long channel still lived, thanks to the fans of course, which meant ⊠their chaos got to live on with them. Their sweet chaos now resided in the ego household, and needless to say many of the other egos loved getting involved with them, whether it be with new ideas, or re-visiting things they had already tried. Today, Bing was involved with the latter of those ⊠and had successfully taped Annus, the counterpart of Mark, to the wall.
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The Author, swinging around his bat: Characters are like pinatas, yâknow? The real fun begins when you break them.
Bing:Â
Bing: Well this was fun and all dude but I really have to skateboard home before I miss the marathon rerun of Steven Universe.
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Software Adaptation ~ A Markiplier Ego Fanfic
WOOOOO THIS ONE IS BASED OFF A LOVELY PROMPT FROM THE AWESOME @shadowkittycat97 SO LETâS JUST GET RIGHT INTO SOME ROBO-TICKLES! LETâS DO THIS!
TAGGING: @goog-ler-iplier and @bingy-switch
Google Blue was incredibly concerned. He felt odd. For the past few hours his synthetic body had been experiencing the most strange and spontaneous physiological symptoms. The temperature at his face was above normal, he kept twitching at the slightest noises, his heart-coreâs pump pace had been jittery, and he kept getting these strange jolts and chills through his synthetic nervous system! However, he didnât want to worry his brothers with the notion of him glitching out, so instead, Blue called Bing in to try and help him figure out what was wrong.
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Okay i had an idea. All electronics are delicate and must be cleaned with paintbrushes/q-tips/or a wire like paintbrush and alcohol. Sure the googles can take baths but monthly each google (and bing) has to be strapped down when their inners get cleaned and lemme tell you them wires are SENSITIVE
ADKFKSKSSI TORTUROUS PERFECTION đđ
Defining Androids (Sequel to âThe Self-Proclaimed Unflusterables (Part 4) - Defining Humanityâ) ~ A Markiplier Ego Fanfic
WOOOOOO ITâS SEQUEL TIME BABYYYY FROM A WONDERFUL ANON WHO HAS PROMPTED IT, LETS GET SOME ROMANCE ON WOOOOHOOOO LETâS DO IT!
TAGGING: @goog-ler-iplier @bingylee and @bingy-switch
Google Blue huffed. He enjoyed working with technology, for there was always more to learn and adapt to and develop and create, but sometimes it could also be so mundane and tedious. Like the security cameras inside the Ego Manor for instance. No matter how many upgrades Blue would make to them, they would still always be in the habit of breaking down, and on this occasion the fix was requiring so much more effort. Blue was having to go into the wire-strewn mainframe that controlled everything in the manor so that he could isolate the specific electrical fault and fix it, meaning he was lying on his back, on the floor under a desk, arms and head deep in wiring as he tried to find the cause of the irritating issue. Such a task is made even more irritating when you have someone hovering near you being an annoyance rather than helpful.
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Awwww bing is so cheeky being around google! Does he use Google's new weakness on him a lot or does he usually leave that to wilf. Ooooh could you imagine if bing asked wilford to get "revenge" on google and afterwards Google somehow admits he's crushing on wilford?!
Bing is the cheekiest of boyyos! He defo tickles Blue alot, but doesn't go overboard cuz he's a nice boi đđ Oohhh I can imagine that being how Google confesses his feelings to Wilfy đđ
Bing: Hey Yan, wanna see my Mini Bing?
Yan: You're what??
Bing: Say hi, Mini Bing.
Mini Bing: Sup dude.
Yan: Oh...
Bing: He's my son, I gave birth to him.
Did celine or yan ever have a doll house? Did they give mini bing a doll house so he could have furnature his size and then the googles made the house functional with it's own electricity?
OH YOU BET YAN DID AND DID A PROJECT WITH THE GOOGLES TO MAKE IT A MINI HOME FOR MINI BING đđ
random idea: what if googleâs tum can be used as a keyboard? like if the typing function is turned on the shape of a keyboard shows up in glowing lines all over his belly, and a holographic screen is projected in the air from his button, and you can just type out a whole message on him while he tries not to lose it from how tickly is is ;)
Holy shit poor Google omfgggg đđ
All i imagine is bing and mini and bing can't sleep and mini is fully charged and he crawls around on bing doing the charge thing
Mini Bing being a mischievous boiiii đđ
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How rude,the bee was a friend! But for real,i love that aha
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This level of romance or donât even bother
bingy baby boyâŠ..i love him