Google Translates Posts

I take a post. I put it in google translate. I translate to multiple language. I translate back to English. It is different.  How do I decide what posts to reblog... I search tags, typically. Did I reblog a post that you didn't want reblogged... just PM and ask and I'll delete me reblog, no problem-o!

[wizzbizzel]

i’ll complain and groan about reading an article for class and then go home and read a 250k word fanfic

[googletranslatesposts]

Discuss a book in class and submit an essay of 250,000 words.

[becherdireinen]

maybe your best memories haven't even happened yet.

[googletranslatesposts]

Maybe those good ideas will come flooding back.

[orcboxer]

it's meee I'm your guardian angel hiiiiii 😇 okay🙏 so. in about six months, you're gonna die of starvation. 🥺 and if I don't protect you, I will get: #fired! 🫢 and that is No Good 🙅‍♀️ hahaaa So. 🙏 I looked into causes of starvation, and it turns out: Your death is totally preventable! 😯 Uh oh! 😆 There's more than enough food to sustain you without interfering with anyone else's survival, but you're not allowed to have it! 🤨 Whaaat? 🤷‍♀️ Apparently, your death is premeditated by thousands of things called "shareholders." So. 🙏 I've been killing people,

[arroscnleche]

soy yooo tu ángel de la guarda holiiiiii 😇 okay🙏 bueno. en como seis meses, vas a morir de hambre. 🥺 y si no te protejo, me van a: #¡despedir! 🫢 y eso No esta Chido 🙅‍♀️jajaaa Entonces. 🙏investigue acerca del tema y resulta que: ¡puedo prevenir tu muerte al 100%! 😯 ¡Uh oh! 😆 Hay más que suficiente comida para que sobrevivas sin que interfieras con la supervivencia de los demás, ¡pero no puedes teneral! 🤨 ¿Queeeé? 🤷‍♀️ Al parecer, tu muerte fue premeditada por miles de cosas llamadas "accionistas." Y bueno. 🙏 empeze a matar personas,

[tracing-rivers]

c'est moooi ton ange gardien coucooou 😇 bon 🙏 alors. dans genre six mois, tu vas mourir de faim. 🥺 et si je te protège pas, je vais me faire: #virer ! 🫢 et ça c'est pas Pas Super 🙅‍♀️ hahaaa Donc. 🙏 j'ai fait mes recherches sur les causes de famine et devine quoi: Ta mort est 100% évitable ! 😯 Oh-oh ! 😆 Il y a largement assez de ressources pour te nourrir sans interférer avec la survie d'autrui, mais tu n'y as pas accès ! 🤨 Quoooi ? 🤷‍♀️ Apparemment ta mort a été préméditée par des milliers de trucs appelées des "actionnaires". Du coup.🙏 j'ai tué pas mal de monde,

[clockworkspider]

hiiiiii 😇 我是亲的守护小天使！okay🙏 嗯。您在差不多半年会饿死哈🥺 若我不能救您我会被#炒鱿鱼！🫢 那可不行哦🙅‍♀️ 哈哈。所以昵🙏我查了一下人类饿死的原因，然后发现：诶呀呀😯亲的死是可以避免哒！😆 这世上有足够食物给亲吃，一点儿也不需要影响别人的生存率哒！但不给亲！🤨 怎么会这样昵？ 🤷‍♀️ 原来，亲的死是被一帮叫“股东”的东西计算好滴！ 所以昵🙏 我杀了一些人，

[orcboxer]

y'all are doing some rosetta stone shit to me

[bookshelfdreams]

Haaaallöle, ich bin's, dein Schutzengelchen 😇 okay 🙏 Pass auf. In ungefähr sechs Monaten wirst du verhungern. 🥺 und wenn ich dich davor nicht bewahre bin ich: #gefeuert! 🫢 und das ist Nicht Gut. hahaaaaaa Jedenfalls. 🙏 habe ich mich mit den Ursachen des Verhungerns beschäftigt und siehe da: Dein Tod wäre total vermeidbar! 😯 Upsi! 😆 Es gibt mehr als genug Nahrungsmittel für dich und jeden anderen Menschen auf der Welt! Ohne, dass irgendjemand Mangel leiden müsste! Aber du darfst davon nichts abbekommen! 🤨 Biiiiitte? 🤷‍♀️ Anscheinend ist dein Tod von tausenden dieser Dinger vorgesehen, die man "Anteilseigner" nennt. Also. 🙏 Seit einiger Zeit töte ich Leute,

[googletranslatesposts]

I'm here, your guardian angel, take advantage 😇 Ok🙏 Ya ya, ya ya. You'll starve to death in six months. 🥺 If you don't save us, we'll see: #We'll delete you! 🫢 This is not funny 🙅‍♀️ Haha-ha that's it. 🙏 I did a little research that day and found this: your death is completely preventable! 😯 My God! 😆 Bring enough food to last without endangering the lives of others, but don't eat too much! 🤨 What is this? 🤷‍♀️ So many alleged activists tried to fight. Here it is. 🙏 I killed someone,

[sweethoneyco]

Honey is more than just a sweet treat for your morning toast. Among the many types available, sunflower varieties stand out for their bright color and mild flavor. It is a natural product that many people keep in their cupboards for both its taste and its helpful properties. https://sweethoneycouk.wordpress.com/2026/03/27/sunflower-honey-health-benefits-and-everyday-uses/

[googletranslatesposts]

Your coffee doesn't taste like meat. For many holidays, sunflowers are popular for their bright colors. The food they eat in their kitchen should keep them healthy and happy.

03/27/2026/Health, safety and health on campus/

[ellasadventuresinfandoms]

you can tell lisbon is a functional city because it has a fucking metro system

[googletranslatesposts]

Lisbon is a well-organized city as its metro system is excellent.

[three-bunnies-in-a-trenchcoat]

Hornet 2 almost laughably easy after fucking. Everything in Silksong

[googletranslatesposts]

It's easy if you can do Hornet 2. The Silk Song.

[appleonjust-ice]

the doodles in my electronics notes have now become rhythm doctor

[googletranslatesposts]

There are many beautiful compositions in the photos featured in today’s blog.

[wispthicket]

Been playing Hollow Knight religiously for the past several days and my god I think City of Tears is probably my favorite area in any video game ever

[googletranslatesposts]

Oh my god, I've been loving Hello Knight that much lately. I think City of Tears is my favorite setting in all of video games.

[jayvikmedarda-deactivated202605]

Party rocking like a mouse tonight. I just wanna eat a cheese that I like

[googletranslatesposts]

I'm taking the day off today. I want to eat my favorite cake.

[what-even-is-sleep]

i keep seeing amazing posts on my dash, going to rb them, and realizing they're from my queue. i love having impeccable taste

[googletranslatesposts]

I see interesting articles on my blog, I visit them, but I know they are not in my queue. I need a real taste.

[mrcelium]

Tumblr makes a video game poll

tumblr makes a video game

gameplay

story

art

music

audio design

vanilla extract

cutscenes

trailers

microtransactions

Gen AI (pls no)

Voting ended onMar 14

[googletranslatesposts]

That’s the whole point of Tumblr.

Create a tumblr.

I don't fish

I feel the

Dog

I work for an airline.

fake knife.

It’s better than nothing.

Voting ended onMar 14

[bestbandname]

Round 3:

Which band name do you like best?

Men At Work

Lightning Bolt

Voting ended onMar 14

Note that this is about band names not their music or members.

[googletranslatesposts]

Third time. What is the name of your favorite band?

Men at Work

From now on is from now.

Voting ended onMar 14

Remember that the title refers to the name of the band, not the song or the members.

[lightlyeon]

What is your🫵 favorite big cat🐆🐅🐈

Cheetah

Leopard

Janguaur

Lion

Tiger

mountian lion

snow leopard

Bobcat

Lynx

Sabertooth tiger

Voting ended onMar 10

*I know some of these aren't tenchially big cats but they're all big cats to me

[googletranslatesposts]

What kind of person do you want?

Good.

They're also called lions.

Leo can't move.

Lion.

Thank you, Leo.

Bridge

They're also called stars.

They're also called stars.

In his mind.

Voting ended onMar 8

* I know some are bad, but I love them all.

[whimsica]

My hope for Pombon is that it becomes some sort of horrid beast

[googletranslatesposts]

I think Pombon will be different.

[clouds-atdawn]

Frosmoth

[googletranslatesposts]

Research

[booty-uprooter]

which is your favorite grass starter

bulbasaur

chikorita

treecko

turtwig

snivy

chespin

rowlet

grookey

sprigatito

Voting ended onMar 14

[googletranslatesposts]

What is your favorite tree?

Bulldog - You're right.

You are married to.

Plants and vegetation.

Branch - Li.

Snivy - Snivy - Snivy.

month.

Pebble - Pebble.

Name - Name

Spragato - You're right.

Voting ended onMar 14

[scoli-ravioli]

Once the tie and suit come off, is Corbeau a different person? (Off the clock)

Yup! He's an entirely different person!

Yes, but nothing TOO drastic

Nope! He's still Corbeau whether the suit's on or off!

Voting ended onMar 8

[googletranslatesposts]

Funnily enough, Corbo doesn’t wear a tie or a suit. (Wipe.) .

He was a terrible man. He was a good man.

Yes. But they are not strong.

Get away from him! He looks like a cowboy, even in a T-shirt.

Voting ended onMar 8