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When It's Late, and Your Local Chicken Spot Won't Have Anymore Chicken for the next 15 Minutes.
Don't Shoot the Messenger
The Game ft. Puff Daddy, Rick Ross, 2 Chainz, Fabolous, Yo Gotti, and Wale: "Don't Shoot" [single] Internet, 2014
The Game's new single contributed to 563 track fires in 2014, resulting in over 7,200 train delays.
Free Just to Murder Me
T.I. ft. Skylar Grey: "New National Anthem" [single] Internet, 2014
Who will survive in America? This is the question that has been on my mind of late. It's weird to reference Stanley Kubrick's The Shining when talking about a rap song, but that masterwork of a film essentially addresses, among so many other things, the fact that America has been weighed in the proverbial balance and was found wanting, which is also what T.I., when not abusing Webster's thesaurus by way of a ghostwriter, is speaking to on this heartfelt meditation on the recent fuckery occurring in Ferguson. The only thing I might add with regard to that horror classic and this song is that everyone (this means you) has to give an account. And, specifically, on "New National Anthem," Tip goes out of his way to point out that black people in this country did nothing to warrant the consistent persecution we have suffered for the past 400-plus years. And while that may be true, we all, as Kubrick clearly suggests, still have to give an account. The reason why is because we all as modern Americans actively engage with the ratchetness that keeps this whole sick horror show, compressed within the transfinite loop that is otherwise represented as Reality, going. (This is not to suggest, as, say, Don Lemon does that if we all stopped sagging and spoke "proper" English we could end something so pervasive as systemic racism and white supremacy.) Don't think for a moment that you will not have to one day atone for VH1 Reality TV, McDonald's, WorldstarHipHop, Nikes, or other products some kid in a third-world country is right now slaving to help manufacture for less than five cents per day. Be clear: as an American you benefit while others suffer. With that being said, black Americans are in a position to know where the proverbial bodies are buried. And like in The Shining an escape can be achieved by carefully retracing one's steps, learning from the apparent mistakes of others and doing things differently. T.I. let's us know that it is only by confronting our collective Shadow, as it were, that we can end this horrific cycle of marginalization and oppression. Until then, history will continue to be a nightmare from which are all trying to awake.
All We Got Is Us
I'll have more content here shortly. For now I don't much feel like writing.
Strange days.
Sayin' to Myself, How We Let These Fools In?
Diamond D ft. Pete Rock: "Only Way 2 Go" [from the forthcoming Diam Piece LP] Dymond Mine, 2014
Jeezy ft. Game and Rick Ross: "Beautiful" [from the forthcoming Seen It All LP] Def Jam, 2104
Yo, you could tell who was getting money back in the days by the samples that they were able to get cleared. No less an eminence than Buckwild, who still remains underappreciated, said when he was working on Word...Life he could only use a jazz sample on the title track, because them shits was too expensive and were only within the exclusive domain of cats like Tip, Showbiz, Primo, and of course Pete Rock, and Diamond D. This being the renaissance period for East Coast, sample-based production, when it was nothing to see the aforementioned dudes digging through the stacks at legendary spots like A1 Records or Sound Library before chopping it up over a slice or some Chinese. Fast forward some 20 years later and it's especially refreshing to see Soul Brother #1 and Diamond D still putting such care into the craft of beatmaking at a time when sample-based production is even more of a financial liability.
On his new single, Diamond cleverly employs an Akon sample to affect a bubbly bass-driven, dub-inflected dutty-rock feel that's evocative of Red Stripe brews and backyard dancehall mash-ups. Indeed all that's missing is an air horn. Here fellow crate digger Pete Rock sets it off lovely with his signature baritone, kicking mellow flows that are a vast improvement on his off-beat-on-beat mumbling of yore. And the D.I.T.C. H.N.I.C. himself sounds as fresh as ever, proving why he once was known as hip-hop's best-kept secret: "I'm alone in my class/behind the boards, or home alone in some ass/Up in the lab or on the phone with some brass/laughing at niggas who got blown with some gas." Though these two icons may no longer be the top-dollar super-producers they once were when they were in their prime, it's evident that they are nonetheless willing to endeavor toward that timeless boom-bap aesthetic no matter the cost.
Some interesting commonalities shared by Jeezy, Game, and Ross are that they all possess impeccable taste for beat selection and have improved over time as rappers. Over the elegant aria-airiness of Cortez's "Chanson D’Un Jour D’Hiver," these heavy hitters exhibit why they have also come to gain the respect of rap's more subterranean demographic. Leading the fray is Jeezy himself, whose impassioned world-weary rasp is a perfect compliment to Game's descriptive East Coast-oriented opulence, and Ross' full-bellied bombast. All told, this is high-quality prime-time rap by like-minded OGs that manages to acknowledge the genre's glorious past and grab hold of the zeitgeist.
When I'm Bustin' out the Magnum I Ain't Talking 'bout Rubbers
LL Cool J ft. Murda Mook, Raekwon, and Ron Browz: "I'm Nice" [from the forthcoming G.O.A.T. 2 LP] 429 Records, 2014
There is absolutely no reason an LL Cool J record should sound this ill in 2014. And while the case can be made that Uncle L has had the most longevity of any rapper ever in the genre, maintaining relevance for nearly three decades, to keep it 100 I haven't fucked with dukes since 1997's Phenomenon, after which he devolved to official old man-in-the-club status, gleaning something close to Kreayshawn levels of anticipation per played-out project. Pretty shameful coming from the once-pugnacious MC who told Hammer, "My old gym teacher ain't supposed to rap." So, it comes as a pleasant surprise that on this, his new star-studded single, he manages to recapture some of his early b-boy glory.
Over a relentless, sinister synthesizer punctuated by gruff vocal effects, the Queens legend holds court among the unlikely triumvirate of Raekwon, Ron Browz, and battle-rap legend Murda Mook. Up first is the Chef, whose disjointed project-hallway surrealism sets the mood off right with the sort of epic intensity he has been displaying since his official comeback with 2009's Only Built 4 Cuban Linx 2. Meanwhile, Mook proves he is just as menacing on a beat as he is in the a capella-only battle-rap sphere, threatening to "open up your chest like I'm looking for some treasure." But it’s Mr. Smith who steals the show, “I Shot Ya (Remix)”-style, with brash bars like,, "Giant, Andre/Y'all's bitches' fiance/LL Cool, ain't nobody beyond J/Red dots on heads, it's Queens, not Bombay/Get an angle on you, leave your forehead concave." All that's missing is a Kangol.
Made at Least $3000 on the Boulevard
Makonnen ft. Drake: "Club Goin' Up on a Tuesday" [single] Internet, 2014
DJ Mustard ft. Dom Kennedy, Royce, and RJ: "Throw Your Hood Up" [from the 10 Summers LP] Roc Nation, 2014
Yo, I'm type-vexed right now, B. I'm not gonna say I condone rioting and looting per se, but black people in this country are being tested right now and enough is enough. Anybody who doesn't understand why black folks in Ferguson are rioting probably also didn't understand why Mookie threw the trash can through Sal's window. When people are frustrated and have no outlet this is what happens. Outrage has no pattern. Anyway, I was gonna do a "top five joints to burn shit down to" mix but felt we needed something more lighthearted right now. So relax your mind and let your conscience be free. Fuck with these boy-boy.
Koolin' in This Hellhole
The universe is haphazard, morally neutral and unimaginably violent.
Lil Herb: "Koolin'" [from the Welcome to Fazoland mixtape] Internet, 2014
Been a lot of talking lately about The Takeover of Hip-Hop by White Folks. Nah, B. You wanna know why that's not gonna happen? Because until systematic racism and white supremacy no longer create the conditions that compel young black people to make so-called gangsta rap, which is and has always been the most important subsection of the genre, essentially dictating how the culture remains "authentic," which is what continues to make it "Cool" to the very folks who are said to be in the process of taking it over, hip-hop is gonna stay blacker than the back of Forest Whitaker's neck. (If anything, R&B may be in the process of becoming whitewashed because niggas, per usual, seem to have become bored, as we are wont to become, with the "classical" idea of "Soul." You know, all that chivalrous punk-smoove pillow-talk shit that has been in decline, as far as Negroes are concerned, since at least 1988, when no less a genius than Prince had to bow down and submit to the force that is hip-hop. It's like your Robin Thickes and JTs can keep that. Popular black R&B is now being made by people who are trying to sound like sad robots. It has never sounded this "soulless" before—which is not necessarily a bad thing, word to Partynextdoor.) All of this has been on my mind of late with regard to Questlove's recent Vulture essay series. Which was, I gotta to say, some straight-up huff B. Don't get me wrong: Questo is and will always be the man. But the big homie could not have chosen a worse time period in rap to frame his argument, which is essentially that it sucks. (Yeah, I know that's awfully reductive. I realize that he touched on myriad other points such as: the historical "usefulness" of "Soul" in black music, and how "Cool" was a way for black folks to confront the world in a manner that was meant to discourage attention, but, paradoxically, often attracted it; and that hip-hop has become the lens by which America chooses to view black people as a whole, which is problematic indeed.) To speak to the notion of "Cool" for a moment, the great Albert Murray used to say it stems from our unique sense of survival that is in essence improvisational, exemplified best within the great American blues idiom. But this dynamic was supposed to have shifted post Obama when we were supposed to be post racial (the insinuation taken to its logical conclusion being that we were also post "Cool"). But Chicago says otherwise. And no one speaks to that that city's segregated ultraviolent lawlessness more eloquently than Lil Herb, whose hardscrabble street chronicles calmly embody the will to survival in the teeth of unspeakable bedlam.
With the raw embattled voice of a wordsmith far beyond his years, the 16-year-old Chiraq native attacks this jittery Omen-like behemoth of a track like his very young life depends on it. And judging by the bleak visuals on display here depicting a panoramic view of endless drug transactions, fast cash, police sweeps and spontaneous gunfights, life-or-death situations are surely something he's accustomed to. "Got thousands everywhere/There's money piling everywhere/Why the cops hot on our block?/Man, there's violence everywhere/Boy don't try us, why you think you hear them sirens in the air?/Hollows flying, mommas cryin'/There's homies sighin' over there," Herb spits with a resignation that's as jarring as it is heartbreaking. This is grace under pressure. This is swignin' the blues. This, alas, is "Cool."
Move That Dope
LOLz
Ride the Harley into the Sunset
Are you experienced?
Action Bronson: "Easy Rider" [from the forthcoming Mr. Wonderful LP] Atlantic, 2014
Yo, this is some Escape from L.A., slow-mo Scorsesean POV-walk by a couple gloriously smashed UCLA film students, a hippie with a Jesus-beard, and an up-and-coming actor perpetually in a blazer and sunglasses, à la Zach Galifianakis circa The Hangover. This is some We Walked Through the Forest on Mescaline for Eight Days and encountered God who said she was sad because there was a repugnant firefight occurring in Mỹ Lai as she spoke. She also said their country's treatment of the Negro was unjust and would demand strict vengeance one day. At this the actor began to weep uncontrollably, and the hippie laughed irreverently while the students began to tape the scene for a documentary they were putting together. Suddenly, God became furious at such mirth in the face of suffering and, assuming the terrible role of an avenging angel, said they had better flee at once lest she strike them all dead onsite. The hippie was first to hop on the Harley followed presently by the ash-white actor. As they peeled out wildly the two film students ran behind them as the sun began to set over the wordless tree tops of that barbarous black forest. They arrived three days later at a quiet cabin by a lake whose entrance was guarded fortuitously by a cornfield to which they graciously helped themselves. The woman appeared by the cabin door with two boys at each breast. They all went inside and presently broke bread. A hirsute man appeared at length and asked if the men had accepted their Lord and Savior Jesus Christ into their hearts. Once again at this the hippie began to giggle hysterically. When the students began to chastise the hippie, the actor spoke up describing that he had had an epiphany during their experience in the forest and that the students oughtn’t to scold the fellow for he was a direct emanation of God. The students, having begun already to lose their patience due to the homely meal of Tang and something this couple called "haystacks," which was really just taco salad, asked, "Pray, if this fellow is a direct emanation of God, then why did God become furious to the point of destruction when he uttered his fateful laugh?" "Because," said the actor gravely, as the eerie placid stillness of the surrounding woodland encroached oppressively on the dimming dusk, "God is a trickster. And the universe is merely a young girl at play." There are two forces at work within nature: Good and what we humans describe, erroneously, as 'Evil.'" Suddenly, the actor abruptly stopped short, embarrassed perhaps at his rather pedantic gushing speech. There was an uncomfortable silence for what seemed like a couple moments, after which the woman, still clutching both infants at her breast whispered, "One day this is going to be a terrible country."
These Hoes Is Pussy—I Discharge 'Em
A bodega proprietor disciplining a customer intent on receiving credit.
DJ Khaled ft. Remy Ma: "They Don't Love You No More (Remix)" [from the I Changed a Lot LP] We the Best Music Group/YMCMB, 2014
Yo, it's ya boy Bae Electronica back from a brief break B. Bickin' back bein' bool. You already shno.
REMY BACK. BX HOLLA BACK THO. Word to me, Remy so disrespectful here bruh. Like, she reacting to these bitches like Fredro to Charlemagne the God. She treating bitches like Royal treated Margot Tenenbaum ("This is my adopted daughter, Margot.") Since returning home after doing six joints for Plaxing her homegirl in the stomach, Reminisce Smith has extended DJ Khaled's a fortunate bodega owner's musical lifespan by at least two more months. Over an apocalyptic track she spits ferociously, going straight for the necks of any would-be competitors: "They don't even get my dick hardened/I heat a bitch up: Miami—Chris Bosh 'em/Microwave 'em, see all my fan's waving/The flow water juice drippin’, the girl so wavy." Nicki and Iggy may want to pass on that collaboration Remy has suggested for the three of them: She the best.