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thesquarecomics

Not sleeping

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resilienceofabee

Emotional Labor: What It Is and How To Do It

via Celine Loup

irldiavolo

“Only on Earth, only on Earth, don’t you think?”

snapbacksteven

Real talk: I have never seen a more accurate depiction of confessing your gay feelings to someone. The body language, the way she phrases it, the backpedaling in case it weirds her crush out …..

I think every gay can relate to this.

pawz--archive

the lovers, the dreamers and me

homedesigning

xxerlflynn

Queen Hatshepsut of Ancient Egypt. She has a lovely smile for someone who’s been dead for thousands of years.

jillyaintfromphilly

she wasn’t a queen. she was a pharaoh and wanted to be referred to as such. she even had her statues modeled after the male pharaoh’s statues to state her dominance and authority. she was actually one of the most successful pharaohs in all of ancient egyptian history and she reigned longer than any other woman in power in egypt.

cumleak-deactivated20210627

damn no wonder she died and smiled for a trillion years afterwards

inspect-hergadget

The fact that we know about her is marvelous.

the next Pharaoh after her Tuthmosis III tried to erase Hatshepsut out of history ,chiseled her name off her monuments ,covered the text on her obelisks with stone,knocked down and defaced her statues .

she was even left off the list of pharaohs ..talk about some patriarchy bullshit

her name was lost for a couple of millennia, her body was found in a unmarked grave in early twentieth century

sad part is in Egyptian belief is if your are forgotten in the living world you don’t exist in the afterlife,so he was trying to kill her even in death

trustno---1

My best friend throwing down some herstory. A+ commentary

mothensidhe-deactivated20151028

She wore a fake beard, you guys. She was the fucking boss.

ruthlessdilettante

If we remember her now does that save her from an awful afterlife?

awenyddogamulosx-blog

I’m just picturing the Kemetic afterlife. All the Pharaohs are hanging out in some kind of swanky club, drinking and congratulating each other on being bros.

The doors slam open and Hatshepsut strides in, glorious, robes swirling, rocking the fake beard and the insane amounts of wealth and power. “Miss me, bitches?”

airdramon

Then she punches Tuthmosis III straight in the dick.

aydenisabadkid

Reblog so Hatshepsut can dick punch tuthmosis in the afterlife.

alvae

animalrates

I’ve never been so satisfied watching a bearded dragon eat blueberries. 12/10 must watch!

potheadpotter

Everything in life is better now

tamascotchi-deactivated20190101

no one eats blueberries faster…

c3rvida3

I’m going to save up for a new motorcycle by running a scam where I bet straight dudes at bars twenty bucks that I can get a girl’s number in under five minutes and then politely walk up her and say, “I just bet that asshole twenty bucks that I could get your number. I’ll split it with you if you pretend to laugh like I just said a good pick up line and then write a fake number on my hand.”

Like, I never understood those kind of bets in those shitty teen movies. Everybody loves being part of a scheme, man. Use your head.

drivablecar

If anyone ever does this to me I’ll call them out on being a con artist.

c3rvida3

Joke’s on you, buddy. That’ll only have consequences the first, what, couple dozen times? I can take a punch.

But then eventually, I’ll have money for the bike, and whenever I get called out, I’ll just speed off, and, sure, maybe I crash and die in a gutter and the police can’t figure out why I have hundreds of fake phone numbers stuffed in my jacket and it launches a huge investigation that becomes sort of a local legend, but you know whose problem that is? Not fucking mine.

Because I’m a slutty motorcycle ghost, and who’s gonna’ stop me then? The ghost cops? Nice try. Everybody knows cops can’t become ghosts because they just go straight to hell. It’s basic math.

gooogergeiger

Slutty motorcycle ghost ❤️