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ANONYMOUS WONDERED: ‘ oh god, zombie goose? does that mean that even if the goose dies, they'll continue to haunt us undead? ‘

-- GOOSE WILL CHEAT DEATH and will always find a way to come back. Goose can never go to the after-life, he will take the grim reaper’s scythe and run back.

He will proceed to cause mayhem, that’s what he lives for. Besides, who wouldn’t want to have goose around? He’s a fun goose! --

#[ you know how in slasher movies the killer //always// comes back no matter what happens to em ]#[ that's goose ]#[ ijHGBAHNJKJS ]#[ he's //far// too powerful! ]#ic | { IF THERE'S NO CONFLICT; CREATE ONE. } |#//death ment #| asks |

@amlugnis WONDERED: ‘ God bless this rp blog, we don't even follow each other or anything but like, the mun is loved by me a lot. You're doing amazing sweetie 💯💯💯 ‘

[ ACTUALLY CRYING I’M SORRY FOR THE SUPER DELAYED REPLY BUT AAAA????

I’m so happy you think so!! This message warms my heart a lot, thank you so much!! Sending you all the love from yours truly and goose! <33 ]

#[ you're so sweet a aAA thank you!! ]#amlugnis #| OUTOFTASKS |#| asks |

-- HALLOWEEN MIGHT HAVE BEEN OVER, but goose will still celebrate it. It’s always Halloween. He wants to participate. He was covered in dirt, and he was dressed up as a zombie goose! --

#[ hollo i'm sorta back kjhBSN sORRY FOR THE INACTIVITY A AAA ]#ic | { IF THERE'S NO CONFLICT; CREATE ONE. } |#[ feel free to reply if you'd like-! ]

[ heckies sorry for disappearing out of the blue-! uni’s gotten a bit hectic on my end so i couldn’t really be here as much as i hoped, but i’ll be on here soon again!! i won’t be leaving this blog any time soon, that’s for sure.

even if i did goose will track down my ip address and go full feral mode sO- ]

#[ I'LL GET BACK HERE SOON I PROMISE !! ]#| OUTOFTASKS |

FLAWS.

STRENGTHS.

SKILLS & HOBBIES.

tagged by: @omghoshii [ thank yoou!! <33 ] tagging: @fangedkitten @avellaturortem @ahogedetective @subserviiient @serenawritten @butlerswire && you you!! snaggle it!!

#[ kajshdgf ofc i had to do this for goose ]#[ stopped my homework and did this immediately ]#headcanons | { SWANS ARE MY RELATIVES } |

hjonkhonk

❝ RUN , FOREST , RUN ! ! I’VE GOT A GUN ! ! ❞

* selective , ind , priv , crack roleplay blogs. as hjonked by matt.

#| PROMO !! |#[ oMH I- ANOTHER!! GOOSE YES. ]

widzi

#Queue | { OPERATION RAKING THE LAKE } |#visage | { JUST A REGULAR GOOSE } |#musings | { PRESS Y TO HONK } |

burnishable

#Queue | { OPERATION RAKING THE LAKE } |#visage | { JUST A REGULAR GOOSE } |

@fangedkitten WONDERED: ‘ Narrate! ‘

[ Prayers for Seras 😔👊 A narration of this tragic event. ]

|| NARRATE A HORRIFIC EVENT || ACCEPTING! ||

#[ thanks for sending!! <33 ]#[ this this might be all of em for now so i might chiil for a bit !! ]#| OUTOFTASKS |#fangedkitten #| ASKS |

@sweettoothedyakuza WONDERED: ‘ Narrate! ‘

[ I actually had to record this 10 times i was losing it each time because of the first sentence akdjf A narration of this marvelous ask~ ]

|| NARRATE A HORRIFIC EVENT || ACCEPTING! ||

#[ thanks for sending ro!! ]#| OUTOFTASKS |#| ASKS |

@omghoshii WONDERED: ‘ Narrate! ‘

[ Bepis I think I spoke a bit too fast with this one bUT-!! A narration of my lovely ask to you~ ]

|| NARRATE A HORRIFIC EVENT || ACCEPTING! ||

#[ thanks for sending!! <33 now you kno what i sound like lakdjfh ]#[ i'm 98% certain when we were in a group VC i was just either laughing so quietly or just dead silence because aksjdhfg ]#[ god just thinking about it i'm realizing we've known each other for a year now i think w o ah ]#| OUTOFTASKS |#| ASKS |#omghoshii

@heart-ruled WONDERED: ‘ Narrate! ‘

[ Little goose was spotted once again and might get taken to court- Narrated a reply from a thread I have with @afortiicri !! ]

|| NARRATE A HORRIFIC EVENT || ACCEPTING! ||

#[ thanks for sending this rachel!! :D ]#| OUTOFTASKS |#| ASKS |#heartruled

@madamhatter WONDERED: ‘ Narrate! ( I hope this includes authentic honking :tm: ) ‘

[ Oh there’s only one way to find out~! <3 Narrated a short ask I sent to @ahogedetective !! ]

|| NARRATE A HORRIFIC EVENT || ACCEPTING!! ||

#[ the only reason i'm doing this is because. you'll see lakjhd ]#[ thankies for sending!! <33 ]#| OUTOFTASKS |#| ASKS |#madamhatter

raccoonsaredope

rake in the lake

#Queue | { OPERATION RAKING THE LAKE } |#visage | { JUST A REGULAR GOOSE } |

@serenawritten WONDERED: ‘ ‼️ATTENTION‼️ IT’S OCTOBER 💀👻 ALL HALLOWEEN🎃🕸 HOES😙💅 ITS TIME TO GET 💀SPOOKY💀 YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS👏 GET 👊FISTED👊 BY A 💀 SKELETON 💀 SHOVE✊️🍭 CANDY 🌽🌽 CORN🍬 UP YOUR👉 PUSSY😽 AND 🙅 DONT 🙅‍♂️ FORGET TO SUCK😩🙌 SOME 💏 DRACULA💉 DICK🍆💦😫 SO PUT 🔛 YOUR 👗👑COSTUMES👘👒 AND GO 🚪 DOOR TO DOOR 🚪 👀👅💦BEGGING😩 FOR THAT 😍GOOD GOOD😍 SEND THIS TO TWELVE1️⃣2️⃣ ☠️SPOOKY👻 🍑SLUTS🌮 TO 👁SHOW💁 THAT YOURE READY TO GET SOME 🍫CHOCOLATE🍫 COVERED 🍆DICK🌽 ‘

[ KITSUNE? SWEETIE?? YOU'RE SCARING ME, DRACULA DIDN'T DIE FOR THIS??? ]

#[ I'M HAVING A STROKE WHY DID I READ THIS DURING C L A S S ]#| OUTOFTASKS |#//NSFW #serenawritten #| ASKS |

puffballmemes

Send “Narrate!” and the mun will read some of their writing!

using vocaroo!

Whether it be a the recent reply to a thread or some of their very old work, they’ll have to read it!

#[ oh yes i can finally reblog cause munday ]#[ i'm in class again so i'll do this when i get home-! ]#Ask Prompt | { WHAT DO YOU WANT ? } |

llovinghome

#Queue | { OPERATION RAKING THE LAKE } |#visage | { JUST A REGULAR GOOSE } |

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