I couldn't stand another hour of daylight

Aly, she/her, 21, "fan" of "music", #1 on chess.c*m's most wanted list,

[gordonsumner]

turned 21 and my best friend got me the Sting wine (it was the Roxanne red wine)

[gordonsumner]

it's been forever since i posted on tumblr but last autumn I kept having to explain Sting tantric sex to my classes after my professors kept mentioning Sting's sex life. that was the most humiliating semester of my life

[gordonsumner]

my intro to hinduism professor: i teach a course on yoga and tantra. is anyone here familiar with what tantric sex is (out of a class of about 30 people, only 3 people raised their hands, including me) me: i know what tantric sex is, i'm a sting fan. my professor: sting claims to have sex for hours because he practices tantric sex.

[gordonsumner]

then like a week later my professor was mentioning Hindu attitudes towards sexuality and how there's a duality of desire vs control and when he mentions tantric sex he looks at me and says "like how Sting can have sex for hours without ejaculation"

[gordonsumner]

it's been forever since i posted on tumblr but last autumn I kept having to explain Sting tantric sex to my classes after my professors kept mentioning Sting's sex life. that was the most humiliating semester of my life

[gordonsumner]

my intro to hinduism professor: i teach a course on yoga and tantra. is anyone here familiar with what tantric sex is (out of a class of about 30 people, only 3 people raised their hands, including me) me: i know what tantric sex is, i'm a sting fan. my professor: sting claims to have sex for hours because he practices tantric sex.

[gordonsumner]

it's been forever since i posted on tumblr but last autumn I kept having to explain Sting tantric sex to my classes after my professors kept mentioning Sting's sex life. that was the most humiliating semester of my life

[surrealisticduvet]

Everyone Stares (at Sting)

[gordonsumner]

sting's birthday today!!! happy birthday sting!!!

[evilbubblewrap]

werewolf bruce springsteen vampire sting AU

[dadrockconfessions]

[dadrockconfessions]

[gordonsumner]

Found my friend’s dad’s Billy Joel CD

[gordonsumner]

I hate the RNG on the billboard hotties tournament so much

[billboard-hotties-tourney]

BILLBOARD HOTTIES TOURNEY - ROUND TWO

Sting

Freddie Mercury

Voting ended onMar 2, 2024

Sting (1951-) The Police - lead vocals and bass guitar Songs: "Roxanne," "Next to You" Defeated Opponents: Colin Blunstone Propaganda: "To steal an old bit from Dana Carvey: dude was so bad ass he named himself a verb in the present tense. He's not "stung," he's not "stinging" - he's STING"

Freddie Mercury (1946-1991) Queen - lead vocals and piano Songs: "Bohemian Rhapsody," "Seven Seas of Rhye" Defeated Opponents: Leonard Cohen Propaganda: see visual

Visual Propaganda for Sting:

Visual Propaganda for Freddie Mercury:

[brainless-moe-white-lotus]

[billboard-hotties-tourney]

BILLBOARD HOTTIES TOURNEY - ROUND ONE

Colin Blunstone

Sting

Voting ended onFeb 18, 2024

Colin Blunstone (1945-) The Zombies - lead vocals Songs: "The Way I Feel Inside," "Tell Her No" Propaganda: none

Sting (1951-) The Police - lead vocals and bass guitar Songs: "Roxanne," "Next to You" Propaganda: "To steal an old bit from Dana Carvey: dude was so bad ass he named himself a verb in the present tense. He's not "stung," he's not "stinging" - he's STING"

[gordonsumner]

happy birthday to me, my final year of being a teenager has begun

[sexchangedotcom]

youre saying this radio gave you head ?

[fresh-and-fruit-y]

[nyemnyems]

[danoriddler]

of course you have a bald head and pronouns