Gord's Adventure in Azeroth

"He may be the stupidest of Elwynn, but he's got a heart of gold."

[gordy-shatar]

Day 2

Dear adventure diary,

Today I arrived at Goldshire. It was a cozy place. My mommy always said that Goldshire has very strange people, so I found them. There were people fighting each other outside the inn, there were strange women asking people to have some fun... I can have fun, but my adventure must go on.

The people at Goldshire told me that I had to get candles and gold dust from the kobolds, and explore the mines. I went and I fought the kobolds, when all of the sudden, some strange people in cloaks went into the mine too. They were weird. My mommy always said that strangers in cloaks are not always nice. My mommy even told me that back then, evil cloaked men were following an evil knight called Arthas.

I got the candles and gold dust and went back to Goldshire, and gave them what they needed. I felt tired, so I rented a bed in the Goldshire inn and now, I’m going to sleep.

Good night.

[gordy-shatar]

Day 1

Dear Adventure Diary,

My name is Gord. I left my home, Northshire, because I want adventure. Northshire calls me stupid, but I'm not stupid. I want to be a hero, like my daddy. My daddy fought orcs and the Horde when I was a child. But my mommy told me he died. I want to avenge my daddy.

Today I decided to go adventure, like daddy did. I talked to Mr. McBride and he told me to kill some wolves. I killed the wolves. Then he told me to kill some orcs. I think I made my daddy proud then. I saw that I was using magic. Mr. McBride told me this magic is paladin magic. He told me I was a paladin, and he sent me to the church. They told me to learn the paladin magic.

They also told me to kill the ugly bad goblins next to the church. I killed the goblins and then healed the dead people. McBride then told me to kill more orcs, they were attacking the vineyard! They are doing bad! The vineyard was on fire! I killed the orcs and the orc chief in the vineyard, and saved the vineyard.

And now I leave Northshire. I say goodbye to my mommy, I say goodbye to Mr. McBride, I say goodbye to everyone in Northshire. I was crying, because at last I leave home... for adventure.