A Fine Curation of Monster Cocks and Gross Kinks

Queer monster boy, inventor of autoteratophilia, monsterfucking kinkster. Blogs about his queer ass between the weird porn. "my favorite handsome monster with a refined taste in weird junk and odd porn and also a heart of gold" Run by a 28 year old || On T since 14/02/17 18+ only, friends

[gore-sauce]

I also wrote a little fic about Pirates (but not about pirates)

Click here for the fic.

[gore-sauce]

read my filthy little thoughts please

[soballoonist]

I wish medical transition was seen as the miracle of modern medical science that it is and not some freak experiment that misguided young "girls" and perverted fetishistic "men" do as a vanity project.

[pjharvey]

we have to start running a massive PSA campaign to young gay people so everyone understands there is a difference between being a dom and being a top and between being a sub and being a bottom. and also that sometimes you are neither a sub nor a bottom and you're just like shy. we need to be handing out flyers we need ads at every train station spreading the word

[theperverttiger]

pressing the bars of my muzzle into your throat so hard you wonder if my teeth wouldn’t hurt less

[gore-sauce]

is anyone else feeling abnormal about invasion stripes?

[hemipenal-system]

public sex as punishment for a really shy sub

[what-even-is-thiss]

The thing about being trans is that once you come to terms with it it’s really just whatever but The Cis People insist upon being weird about it

[what-even-is-thiss]

Once you’ve been out of the closet for a while and are surrounded by people who are at the very least neutral and respectful about the trans thing it just becomes a whatever part of your life and all these people claiming that you’re ruining society and passing laws against you kinda feels like a swat team storming into your house while you’re just eating spaghetti.

[hemipenal-system]

dragons as sex symbols. dragons in ads. a dragon would sell you a perfume or perhaps a sports car

[hemipenal-system]

black screen. slow jazz saxophone. dramatic close-up slide along the side of the car interrupted by a tail swishing through the shot. when the camera reaches the hood, it zooms out and pans upwards to reveal the front half of a dragon sprawled out on top of the car, eyes rolling back and long forked tongue lolling out, obviously immediately post-orgasm

sultry female voice: a dragon wouldn’t choose anything else, so why should you? buy a subaru

[catchymemes]

[spiderywigglerodstuff]

[zeroafterdark]

"Monster In My Bed" is finished and you can snag a copy (includes WIP sketches!) on my itch.io page! It's also on Patreon!

My uncensored art: Ptreon | Twitter(X) | Bsky

[coiled-dragonart]

After 6 dang years, Kialish has been updated~!

Name:  Kialish

Nickname: Kia

Species: Black Shuck disguised as a Wolf

Temperament: Introverted but sociable. Enjoys small groups of friends and being out of the house but has a short fuse when it comes to socializing. Very open minded to others’ experience and has a strong sense of empathy, sympathy, and compassion. Enjoys kids despite not having any of her own

Hobbies: Playing video games (PC and Switch mainly), drawing, watching movies, writing (usually fanfics and daydreams)

Quirks/eccentricities: 

> Has ADHD so is prone to spacing out alongside her inability to sit still. Minimal impulse control around food meaning she can, and will, eat an entire pizza, or entire bag of chips/candies if no one else is there to stop her. > Is actually a Black Shuck, a supernatural Omen Hound who can sense when something bad will come to someone. In her original form, she would scare away people who assumed she was there to kill them or warn that they were going to die. She learned to shapeshift to hide her true self and make friends, though when she gets very worked up (angry, upset, depressed, anxious etc) she can lose the ability to hold on to her form and become a ghostly demon looking beast.

Likes: Pokemon, art/drawing, music, video games, coffee, cold weather, weed, food, horror media, kids cartoons/animated media in general

Dislikes: Hot weather, bigots, complex math

[customboytoyz]

I keep having an tf idea for a ftm dragon story that I'm going to dump here because you'll probably enjoy it. Okay so, the premise is that it takes place in a fantasy setting within a fictional polity. The polity's military utilizes dragons as mounts but the last war has decimated their numbers and they've had to start breeding operations to try and build their stock back up. A woman is seeking employment at one such dragon breeding facility after seeing a help wanted poster. She's hoping that this could kick start her career and that she'll be able to work her way up from care taker to rider. She interviews and passes with flying colors! The twist is that the position she's gotten isn't that of a dragon caretaker but rather that of a breeding stud. "She's" going to help her country increase their dragon population in a very hands on way. That's the synopsis, it's all just setup so a woman can get turned into a very horny male dragon. The actual tf would be full of conflicting desires and instincts, not wanting to lose herself into a feral beast while at the same time her body is screaming at her to stick his new cock in a warm hole. I picture that the people doing the tfing are also encouraging her to just give in, saying what a handsome dragon he is and maybe doing some strategic petting so the feelings of the new body parts are forced to the front of her head. Thoughts?

ohhhh my god please write this ill be such a freak about it sorry everyone.

[c0wboyl0ver]

A dom telling me “atta boy” and “such a strong boy” while pounding my ass after he refused to fuck my cunt….yeahhh

[devilmandevilman]

lay back bud, let me show you how a man jerks his cock. fuck, hormones did a lot for you didn't they? almost as big as mine now. spit on my hand for me, yeah just like that. feels good on your dick, doesn't it? don't be impatient, enjoy this. we're taking this slow. see how good it feels down at the base? pulling back the hood and touching the head with my thumb. yeah bud, I know it's sensitive, mines like that too. but you can take it. you're a man now. you can cum in my hand, it's okay if you can't last yet. you'll learn. I'll show you.

[nurse-w1th-wound]

Doglike devotion

[hogt1edwhore]

I'm ngl the thought of someone really getting off on pleasuring me is really fucking hot .. like imagine them moaning as they're sucking me off or jerking me off from behind while grinding against me. good lord. especially if they're telling me how big my tdick is whilst doing that. </3

[madnessofmen]

thank you wwi

[charonsferry]

in other words, drones really did emerge from the trenches. in the darkness of artillery shrapnel a man looked to his best friend's gas mask and got harder than any man before

[madnessofmen]