D, LONELY BOY

private and selective dan humphrey from cw's gossip girl

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sb: hey i ship our muses!

me:

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so apologies for not being around.  been busy with life.   and i’m moving this weekend.  hopefully i will be on here on sunday and i can just like relax.

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every naley moment: 1x08 The Search for Something More

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i’m crying because dan letting nate stay at his place.  ughs, this is a brotp that i want, and it’s so bad because i high key ship them too and an otp with them is just like a thing in my eyes too.  why is dan so shippable with everyone.

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✧ ′  BETTY:

               ❝    the  fact  that  you’re  completely    caught  up  on  the  case  pleases  me .          but     !          that  is  still  the  BIGGEST  QUESTION  sheriff  keller  is  asking .                    (              along  with  WHY  cheryl  decided  to  l i e  about  it  all .         )             ❞          curiosity  laces  your  tone  ,     edges  of  lips  pulled  heavenwards .

           ❝   well––  cheryl  blossom  definitely  had  no  idea  her  falsification  would  end  up  adding  to  the  mystery  of  her  brother’s  death.   ❞    dan   started  typing  on  his  laptop.    thinking  of  who  could  have  possibly  killed  jason.    ❝   you  have  any  thoughts ??  ❞ 

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      he  was  happy.    very  happy.   after  all  the  scandal,  all  the  gossip,  and  from  being  the  most  beloved  guy  and  of  course  the  most  hated.    he  never  thought  that  he’d  be  here,  years  later,  sitting  next  to  serena   van  der  woodsen.    “   so,  you  ready  for  the  wedding ??  ”    –– ✧ ––    @frvnchvanilla

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        dan  looked  over  at  elena.   it  had  been  the  first  time  he  had  seen  her  since  her  parents  funeral.   losing  a  parent  was  definitely  very  difficult.   dan  lost  his  own  mother.    he  walked  up  to  her,  grabbing  the  twix  candy  bar  that  he  had  in  his  bag.   “  wanna  share  this  with  me ??  ”   he  smiled  as  he  provided  the  other  half  to  her.   –– ✧ ––   @griefknown

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       summer  had  ended  and  a  new  school  year  had  begun.   but  the  thing  that  was  different  this  year  were  the  people  that  lived  in  chance  harbor.   especially  some  friends.   as  he  got  out  of  his  car,  dan  looked  over  at  a  familiar  face.   “  hey  melissa,  had  a  good  summer ??  ”    –– ✧ ––  @hazedsea

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“ Let me guess. Prison world? Ooh. But you can’t kill me cause you all die too, right? Hey, I’m sorry about your twinsies. I just don’t feel like competing for leadership against future Gemini twins. See, when your family decides that you’re nothing but an irredeemable piece of trash, well, guess the best thing to do is prove them right, right?”

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✧ ′  SIRIUS:

the climb had been easy, albeit a rather dirty one. his first impression of brooklyn had been that it would always be dirtier than manhattan, and as much as it would have horrified his mother, sirius was fine with it. it let him know that he was away from all the politics and expectations for a bit.  seeing dan’s surprised expression brought a look of amusement to his face. “ i’m bored, want to go hang out? i’ll pay. or well, my parent’s will- but that’s beside the point.  “

       dan  chuckled  when  he  saw  him  come  inside.    sirius  was  someone  that  he  had  often  wrote  about  on  gossip  girl.   but  he  did  not  want  to  ever  say  anything  bad  about  it.    sirius  was  different  than  everyone  else.   him  and  serena.   he  smiled  at  him.    “  you  know  it’s  one  in  the  morning,  right ??   on  a  friday,  well  technically  now  saturday,  don’t  you  have  a  party  to  attend  to.  ”   he  teased.

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&. PLATONIC STARTERS.

“are you feeling better today?”

“you’re my best friend. you’re supposed to deal with the second-hand embarrassment.”

”come on, i can’t go to the party alone.”

“you deserve so much better.”

“here, let me help.”

“can i sleep over? my parents are fighting again.”

“you don’t have to deal with everything alone.”

“how about i come over and help you throw away all those clothes you’ve been hoarding?”

“you know s/he’s just going to hurt you.”

“call me. text me. reach out for me, for godsake.”

“you’re freezing. come here.”

“you know me better than anyone.”

“i’m saying this because i care about you.”

“ugh, you’re sweaty- get off.”

“you know what, we make a pretty good team.”

“we should run away.”

“you’re a horrible liar. i’ve known you far too long to be able to tell.”

“sing me a song please?”

“i miss her/him. and i know i shouldn’t, but i do.”

“let’s go somewhere. i’m tired of this town.”

“i just want you to be happy”

“don’t listen to them. they’re just jealous of how cute you are”

“i’m dying without you. when are you coming back?”

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    the  surprised  look  on  dan’s  face  was  explanation  enough.   he  was  in  the  middle  of  writing  a  gossip  blast  when  he  saw  him.    immediately   as  he  saw  him  in  between  the  his  room  and  his  fire  escape,   he  existed  from  the  blog  and  closed  his  laptop.    “  sirius.   what  are  you  doing  here ??  ”    –– ✧ ––   @theblackfamilysheep

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               “    you cannot be seriously wearing that tonight  ?  of all nights , humphrey  ?   did you get dressed in the dark   ?    “

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             “   really ??  ”   dan  rolled  his  eyes.    he  thought  he  was  very  presentable.    “  i’m  pretty  sure  i  killed  it  today.  ”

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Reblog if your muse is a fucking hottie

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never forget 10.08.05.  the day dan fell in love with serena.

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alright, so i’m too lazy to write up verses on my page.  but like for a starter from dan and let me know what verse you’d like to be in.  if not i’ll choose.

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when i really need to make a promo thingy for dan.  but hey lovelies.  if anyone is on and wants to do that, let me know.