Dark.Chocolate.Humor

I'm not mentally ill, but I'm certainly not mentally well.

[geekysteven]

A common theme in science fiction is that if you're in space, don't trust a corporation. And Earth is in space

[miciagalattica]

Micia galattica

[coughdropsandsoftspots]

While making dinner tonight, I very very fleetingly, but very seriously and legitimately thought “I should watch Goncharov tonight”

And then I Remembered.

[sunglassesbot]

That it's no longer on poob?

[sandmandaddy69]

[qualitysigns]

Milwaukee, Wisconsin, USA

[yeahokayillreblogthat]

yeah okay ill reblog that

[sandmandaddy69]

[gothic-brownie]

"How 2 be moar dead"

[edgar-allan-possum]

They should put a button on the TV that makes the remote beep

[gothic-brownie]

I miss controlling the tv... from the tv. Blocky ass shit too. Honest to god minecraft cube thing.

[fraseris]

i changed my mind guys whatever's wrong with me really is special and there is no true diagnosis for it. and also im gonna live forever

[the-cricket-chirps]

Milton Avery

Green Sea

1948

[gothic-brownie]

How would it feel to be sleeping and injected with adrenaline. I wanna know.

[gothic-brownie]

Fact #1: I am a terrible person.

Fact #2: But I will make you ramen.

[gothic-brownie]

Aaaaanyways. Ain't your job to take care of every depressed person you meet. Just the ones you love. And wish em well if ya can.

[gothic-brownie]

Don't interrupt me when I'm being evil.

[gothic-brownie]

Be Gay, Do Crime.

A crime wave is a gay wave.

These are simple facts.

[gothic-brownie]

"Piracy isn't cool"

Heh, like I'd buy that. You just made it look like the coolest shit ever.

[gothic-brownie]

Due to the rising price of cunt I will be raising my fee from 3 to 4 million for a hit job. Thank you, have a nice day.

[gothic-brownie]

I feel criminally undervalued. Really, I do, clean the toilets and everything. What's the evil LinkedIn? Oh right it's just LinkedIn.