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suncalf

“this character is LGBTQ” what, all at once

connemor

the final boss

tokuisora-deactivated20200814

shittyidea

Convertible police cars

evilrick-deactivated20181029

I love all 5 of my followers tbh

evilrick-deactivated20181029

the gangs all here

ryo-maybe

Where is the video with the dude running as if he’s about to do the sickest skateboard trick, but then he just keeps running

that’s ok

Split the country in half with a drill and TNT… Bernie runs one side, Trump runs the other EVERYONE WINS

alycyn

when u write a long message to someone and get a short reply

spring2000

I never know what’s going on and I believe it’s just very sexy of me to be like that

gargoyles42

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abacot

iammyfather

Yet he is the one they “Debunked” until the Photographer had to step in and say “Yes I took those pictures and yes that IS Bernie.”

legendaryshayne-deactivated2019

Lmfaoing that’s wtf I said

imnotsomefloozy

taylorswift we need a recipe for these please! 🍪🍪🍪

taylorswift

MMMKAY— there are two ways you can go about this. The quick and easy way is to make sugar cookies from a sugar cookie mix and just cut open a packet of chai tea and pour it into the batter as you make it. Cause you’re busy and you want making cookies to be a chill part of your day. Pow. Done.

OR

If you want to make the cookies from scratch (that’s what I did for the 1989 Secret Sessions), you can use this recipe I found on a baking blog I like, joythebaker.com and I believe it was originally from a book called The Pastry Queen. If you want another great baking blog, I get a lot of great ideas from smittenkitchen.com too. This is a recipe for basic insanely good sugar cookies. I added the chai element to the recipe because I thought it would infuse cozy holiday vibez into the cookie and it really did. So I’ll star the part that I added in the recipe.

http://joythebaker.com/2009/06/giant-vanilla-sugar-cookies/

***after you add the egg and vanilla, cut one chai tea packet open and empty the crushed up tea leaves into the batter CAUSE CHAI COOKIES ARE ABOUT TO HAPPEN UP IN HERE***

I made an icing for the cookies, but they’re fine on their own. If you want to make icing for them, just mix 1 cup powdered sugar with 1/4 T-spoon of nutmeg, 1/4 T-spoon of cinnamon and 3 TAYblespoons <—-(I’m so annoying, it astounds me sometimes) of milk or eggnog if you can find it this time of year. The more milk/eggnog you add, the more your icing will become a glaze. But glazes are legit too so basically just LIVE YOUR LIFE.

I lightly sprinkled cinnamon over the icing once the cookies were baked and iced, but there are so many icing options you can pair with these cookies—I mean it’s out of control. If you’re really feeling like living on the edge, you can go ahead and add a few drops of food coloring to the icing to make it festive. No one is going to stop you.

Why?

Cause the bakers gonna bake bake bake bake bake.

Bye.